butters
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for some reason it feels old enough, and corny enough, to have been in one of the carry on films
anyway, just a heads up: if you post work that's not your own, please acknowledge it as such
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for some reason it feels old enough, and corny enough, to have been in one of the carry on films
anyway, just a heads up: if you post work that's not your own, please acknowledge it as such
HarryHill
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..
it's that damned autonomous running loose again
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for some reason it feels old enough, and corny enough, to have been in one of the carry on films
anyway, just a heads up: if you post work that's not your own, please acknowledge it as such
[poem sample(x)], search,
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butters
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lol, probably dates back from some greek graffitti that got translated down the years
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lol, probably dates back from some greek graffitti that got translated down the years
Sounds like something Jim Morrison would say
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funny
for some reason it feels old enough, and corny enough, to have been in one of the carry on films
anyway, just a heads up: if you post work that's not your own, please acknowledge it as such
Brew 'er in Brewer.
Bang 'er in Bangor.
Richie Booska
Stearns High School
Millinocket, Maine
Class of '73
HarryHill
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RAW, RAW, RAW
HarryHill
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..oh Harry, dear Harry, my love
poor lance wants to know why the gov
is taking so long
to process our song -
like we'd share any thing with that cunt
Oh no he's damaged you and me as well,
bureaucracy is a fucking hell
for lovers
and if he really wants to know he can mail an inquiry to the appropriate government agency for clarification and rationality
lol
butters
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HarryHill
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..he's an irrelevant twonk
Flies, fleas, now twonks
a day of surprises
irreverent
or likewiseconcerened with the former
and the ladder O^O
out of his mom's basement
vinegar may not attract flies
or fleas
..
butters
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this is funny..
Flies, fleas, now twonks
a day of surprises
irreverent
concerened with the former
and the ladder O^O
out of his mom's basement
vinegar may not attract flies
or fleas
..
and so is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMhw5MFYU0s
UnderYourSpell
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I Googled and it's from Royal Wedding, a Fred Astaire film from 1951!!
UnderYourSpell
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I've got dogs that don't know how to catch either. How do you teach them ffs?
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Look around you, they said,
select an object and compare it to yourself.
A Teapot! Rotund with a lot of spout?
Certainly!
Inside a noxious brew that leaves
an indelible ring showing where it's been
......... got me to a T(ea)!
select an object and compare it to yourself.
A Teapot! Rotund with a lot of spout?
Certainly!
Inside a noxious brew that leaves
an indelible ring showing where it's been
......... got me to a T(ea)!
butters
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test their eyesight?
seriously, maybe a lot of dogs' eyesight isn't as good as it should be and that's why they fail!
nice oneLook around you, they said,
select an object and compare it to yourself.
A Teapot! Rotund with a lot of spout?
Certainly!
Inside a noxious brew that leaves
an indelible ring showing where it's been
......... got me to a T(ea)!
UnderYourSpell
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test their eyesight?
seriously, maybe a lot of dogs' eyesight isn't as good as it should be and that's why they fail!
nice one
They can see next doors cat walking across Ron's workshop roof 100 ft down the garden!
.
Thank you
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..They can see next doors cat walking across Ron's workshop roof 100 ft down the garden!
.
Thank you
NaH, it's all athletics, you notice how animals seem to be getting smarter
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HarryHill
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..Plotting a coup?
It's all in the eyes, I imagine the Dinosaurs saw the same look in protosapiens faces
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'Scuse me Miss Spell? Your butt plug here. I'll be
blunt and get right to the point. Your bum, she's
my chum... but silicone can get lonely...
And your friends sound nice. Can I meet them please?
That Harry Hill sounds fun to fill, and as
for Butters, sounds like a natural fit.
I hear that Angeline is into ass
(or was that 'jazz'?), and GreenMountaineer? It's
hopeful, we'll find his yodel, I know just
where to look. So put on tea...don't mention me;
everyone loves surprises. Soon your guests
will be impressed! But I won't be pushy,
I know new tushies are shy. You'll demonstrate,
it will all be great, oh I cannot wait!
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My ex-wife beat your butt plug to it, WOW.
It's called alimony from a judge had his head up his ass.
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