luvthedesserts
luvherdesserts
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I have heard of 'canned applause'.
But you don't mean that, right?
must be in a mood. tonight.
think dripping, blistered, and painful too.
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I have heard of 'canned applause'.
But you don't mean that, right?
must be in a mood. tonight.
think dripping, blistered, and painful too.
Free Association thread, here I come!
Drank TOO much. Gotta stop that.
Drank to much. Gotta stop that.
I usually drink TO someone's success.
Rarely do I drink TO excess.
But hey, you're 'under the weather'.
Fuzzy toes, Blurry eyes. Who's that?
It can't be a pink elephant.
*Thanks for the lovely literary edit.
Afraid you might remove my balls!
Fingers no work when they drink.
You dip your fingers in booze?
Ready for work, ready for rumpy
Only way they'll sleep with me.
To comment would be an insult.
Do you need to be drunk?
To sleep with her I mean.
I never drink and drive, darling.
Neither do I; spills my drink.
Baby, you CAN'T drive my car!
Beep, Beep 'n' Beep Beep Yeah!
On cloud of dreams; she waits.