The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

OhMissScarlett · Feb 6, 2005

logophile said:
Me too. But that's in my writing.

I think this story is hard to write because I've based the female character on me during a fairly dark period of time. She doesn't really feel worthy of recieving anything. Just believes that she should be 'giving' all the time. It's really hard for her to let go and let him take care of her sexually. She's battling guilt all the way to the orgasm, but a good tongue lashing finally silences all of her protests.

Biting and panty ripping are two of my favorite hobbies, by the way!

Right now I'm writing a female main character who's inexperienced and shy about sex. She's never been with a man who's banged her especially well. My main male characters are so hot that she's not even going to get the chance to protest.

I think after a certain point, the sex just takes over and becomes too heady to resist. Or at least I hope that's how it works.

Several pairs of panties have fallen casualty in this story.

logophile · Feb 6, 2005

OhMissScarlett said:
Right now I'm writing a female main character who's inexperienced and shy about sex. She's never been with a man who's banged her especially well. My main male characters are so hot that she's not even going to get the chance to protest.

Oh Fuck, Scarlett.

We're writing the same story.
I'm gonna complain to that two-timing muse!

OK, not the exact same story. But close!

Yes, the sex is writing itself now. Thank God. Now, if it could just type itself as well I could get a decent night's sleep.

OhMissScarlett · Feb 6, 2005

logophile said:
Oh Fuck, Scarlett.

We're writing the same story.
I'm gonna complain to that two-timing muse!

OK, not the exact same story. But close!

Yes, the sex is writing itself now. Thank God. Now, if it could just type itself as well I could get a decent night's sleep.

Yeah, this thing doesn't do auto pilot. It would be great if some inflatable guy popped up to type my story. It would be just like on Airplane.

We're writing the same story? Is yours about gay male porn stars boinking their female director too?

logophile · Feb 6, 2005

OhMissScarlett said:
Yeah, this thing doesn't do auto pilot. It would be great if some inflatable guy popped up to type my story. It would be just like on Airplane.

We're writing the same story? Is yours about gay male porn stars boinking their female director too?

Phew, we're not writing the same story.

An inflatable guy might be a good time. Especially if he'd do my dishes after he was done typing my story.

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

logophile said:
An inflatable guy might be a good time. Especially if he'd do my dishes after he was done typing my story.

Send him over to give my dogs their medicine twice a day in between pages, okay? And maybe he can do something about those carpet stains while he's here.

rikaaim · Feb 6, 2005

logophile said:
Phew, we're not writing the same story.

An inflatable guy might be a good time. Especially if he'd do my dishes after he was done typing my story.

I'll type the story, but would have to say no to the dishes. I'm sure though that we could work out a barter system to get those dishes done.

OhMissScarlett · Feb 6, 2005

rikaaim said:
I'll type the story, but would have to say no to the dishes. I'm sure though that we could work out a barter system to get those dishes done.

Carson, that's just what you need, a house boy. Though, the uniform is very similar to the Eagle Scout uniform, just so you know.

Hi Rika.

rikaaim · Feb 6, 2005

OhMissScarlett said:
Carson, that's just what you need, a house boy. Though, the uniform is very similar to the Eagle Scout uniform, just so you know.
Hi Rika.

If you are saying that I be Caron's house boy, think again. I don't even want to know how the carpet got stains, let alone have to clean them up. The thought of that now makes me wonder if one of my housely duties would end up creating more stains on the carpet. *shudders...with possible delight* :devil:

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

rikaaim said:
If you are saying that I be Caron's house boy, think again. I don't even want to know how the carpet got stains, let alone have to clean them up. The thought of that now makes me wonder if one of my housely duties would end up creating more stains on the carpet. *shudders...with possible delight*

Dog urine.

Any more questions?

yui · Feb 6, 2005

OhMissScarlett said:
Carson, that's just what you need, a house boy. Though, the uniform is very similar to the Eagle Scout uniform, just so you know.
Hi Rika.

We all need a house boy, Scarlett.

But no Eagle Scout uniforms.

rikaaim · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Dog urine.

Any more questions?

I figured as much.

Now, is it REALLY dog urine, or another late night binge?

OhMissScarlett · Feb 6, 2005

yui said:
We all need a house boy, Scarlett.

But no Eagle Scout uniforms.

Well, really I just meant that cute little red tie and some hiking boots. Guess I should make myself clearer.

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

OhMissScarlett said:
Well, really I just meant that cute little red tie and some hiking boots. Guess I should make myself clearer.

and some shorts for you to rip off. With your teeth.

Hi Yui! :heart:

yui · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Hi Yui!

Hi, Carson!

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

rikaaim said:
I figured as much.

Now, is it REALLY dog urine, or another late night binge?

Sniff it and find out!

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Sniff it and find out!

I have really high hopes for getting some halftime action tonight... esp. if the Pats lose.

Kassiana · Feb 6, 2005

Period's ending, so I hope my eligibility for posting in this thread will end soon, too.

logophile · Feb 6, 2005

I'm still here.

Svenskaflicka · Feb 6, 2005

Well, I didn't get laid, but I did get screwed... in Scrabble.

tolyk · Feb 7, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
I have really high hopes for getting some halftime action tonight... esp. if the Pats lose.

Sorry, Pats won, no sex for you!

None for me either, even though I spent the night at a woman's house.. she's my best friend, not a prospect.

KharisLeaf82 · Feb 7, 2005

Checking in!

I'm new. . . March will be a year since I've gotten laid. Yay.

But, that's ok. . . *twitch*

*Kharis*

logophile · Feb 7, 2005

Re: Checking in!

KharisLeaf82 said:
I'm new. . . March will be a year since I've gotten laid. Yay. But, that's ok. . . *twitch*

*Kharis*

Hi Kharis! Welcome the AH. Nice to know you're not getting laid either...

To be perfectly clear: It's Monday. Still haven't gotten laid. This weekend is Valentine's Day, a year to the day since I left my husband. I won't get laid then either. Actually, my prospects for the entire month look bleak. But I'll keep posting, just so no one gets confused and thinks I've suddenly struck gold.

carsonshepherd · Feb 7, 2005

Chin up, babes.

As for me, this is getting ridiculous!

logophile · Feb 7, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Chin up, babes.

As for me, this is getting ridiculous!

Will keeping my chin up help me get laid?

Yeah, but at least you're getting to fuck Rhys in front of a crowd of avid fans.

Kassiana · Feb 7, 2005

Still haven't been laid, but the day is young.

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