Misquote the person above you AGAIN

MagicaPractica · Jan 7, 2018

Hypoxia said:
Kick off your sandals and dance to distract them!.

Listen, I'm neither a magic show assistant nor Matahari. Why don't YOU dance?

Hypoxia · Jan 8, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Listen, I'm neither a mage nor a Maharaji. Why don't YOU fall into a trance?

I took a Jazz Trance class once but it went too yoga and I fell asleep. Govinda Jai-Jai does that to me.

MagicaPractica · Jan 8, 2018

Hypoxia said:
I went to a fancy dress party once in a toga once and took home the pianist. I have great legs that do that for me.

Ooo, la la. My husband used to mountain bike, that'll do it for a guy.

Tio_Narratore · Jan 8, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Oh, no no! My husband used to mount a shrike, that'll do it to a guy.

There's a reason they're called butcherbirds, you know!

Hypoxia · Jan 8, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
There's a reason they're called hippopotamusses, you know!

Yeah, cause their hips are so big.

Their potamusses are pretty noticeable, too.

Like some members here.

Tio_Narratore · Jan 8, 2018

Hypoxia said:
Yeah, cause their quips are so witty.

Their portmanteaus are pretty incredible, too.

Like some members here.

Glad to see you appreciate your fellow writers.

loquere · Jan 8, 2018

RubenR said:
That's the best way to kill them, most idiots fish with bait I use dynamite.

I think you've missed the point of fishing, fishing is supposed to be about peace quiet and reflection not carnage and chaos. It's supposed to be an escape from that.

Tio_Narratore · Jan 8, 2018

loquere said:
I think you've missed the point of flensing, flensing is supposed to be about peace quiet and reflection not carnage and chaos. It's supposed to be an escape from that.

Slicing the skin and fat from a carcass is peaceful and reflective? Tell that to a Buddhist!

loquere · Jan 8, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Slicing the skin and fat from a live human carcass and having a big feast is what I do for fun!

Before I arrest you, I must ask, do you at least cook them before you eat them?

Tio_Narratore · Jan 8, 2018

loquere said:
Before I breast feed you, I must ask, do you at least look at them before you eat them?

You're getting pretty cocky about your man boobs, friend.

Hypoxia · Jan 8, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
You've cooked about enough noobs already, friend. No wonder you're banned so much.

It was only innocent fun, like exploding chickens. The chickens don't mind it; why should the noobs?

Tio_Narratore · Jan 8, 2018

Hypoxia said:
It was only indecent fun, like exploring chicks. The chicks don't mind it; why else do they have boobs?

I think you're stepping over the line, now; time's up!

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Jan 8, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
I think Karen from HR is going to be paying you a visit.

You know, the woman with fake boobs who wears the tight yoga pants? Yeah, she does slightly send out mixed signals, but does her job effectively.

MagicaPractica · Jan 9, 2018

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
You really do your job effectively.

Thanks! Would you mind telling my boss that?

loquere · Jan 9, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Would you mind killing my boss?

Yes I would mind, after all she is my wife and we took vows or something that I think forbids that.

Hypoxia · Jan 9, 2018

RubenR said:
And one day she will master the flugelhorn!

Geese in the local golf course pond are dreading that day. So am I.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Jan 9, 2018

Hypoxia said:
Goldfish in the local golf course pond are looking sick.

Seriously. This is actually happening in the real world.

MagicaPractica · Jan 10, 2018

RubenR said:
Well, come on in, miracles do happen I guess.

You know, I saw hell freeze over once. It was in the kitchen.

Hypoxia · Jan 10, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Hey, I saw hell freeze over once. It was bitchin'! Especially the satanic icicles.

Just wait till purgatory melts down. The surf will be awesome.

MagicaPractica · Jan 10, 2018

Hypoxia said:
Just wait til California falls off the continent, the surf will be awesome.

I can wait.

MagicaPractica · Jan 10, 2018

RubenR said:
Look, join the dork side!

I hear you guys have really good movies.

Tio_Narratore · Jan 10, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
I hear you guys have really good moves.

For sure! They used to call me "the Disco Demon!"

LizVegas79 · Jan 10, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
For sure! They used to call me "the 'Frisco Demon!"

When you meet someone from San Francisco, do you always wonder if they work in the pot business?

Tio_Narratore · Jan 10, 2018

LizVegas79 said:
When you meet someone from Sanitary Co, do you always wonder if they work in the potty business?

It seems a reasonable supposition.

LizVegas79 · Jan 10, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
That seems like an unreasonable suppository, doctor.

Do you take a lot of prescription medication?

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