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Anti-Gay California Senator Caught--
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Stella_Omega
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I suggest the "We're Not Gay, We Just Love Each Other" trope.
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Why are these men so petrified of their own sexual desire? How long can they ashamedly repress their boners?
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They are Corporate Republicans.....they sell fear, patroitisn, and 'family values' (aka the Christian Right), deliver nothing but fear, hypocrisy and more money for the very rich....they have no honor, no morals, no ideas, and no shame.....
For instance: Eliot Spitzer, the Democratic Governer of New York, resigned when his dalliance with a hooker was revealed. Mark Sanford, Republican Governer of South Carolina, refuses to step down even though he publicly lied about his affair with an Argentinian woman in which he used state resources to fund. (this is the same man who, as a state representative, demanded that then President Clinton resign when it was revealed that Clinton was having an affair with Monica Lewinsky.....Nothing like a hypocrite....
I personally find them to be extremely repugnant as individuals and have pity for their shills who tout their corporate 'causes' out of fear and prejudice.
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Now, now, now. There's every chance it's not as it looks. All we know for sure is that he was DUI. Maybe the source reporting the siting in the gay bar was wrong. Maybe the guy with him was an old, heterosexual buddy. Let's not jump to all the conclusions we're jumping to without more evidence. Surely an anti-gay senator who goes to gay bars would have been caught on film before now? Or had reports of his doings reported by gay guys he'd picked up in said bars? Maybe this is has all been blown out of proportion by some eager-to-find-scandal journalist!
I'm thinking a Loving Wives story here. Senator and Friend get drunk, wander into gay club to either tell 'em what real men are like or get lured in there or just go by mistake (which scenario do you like best?)....DUI happens, news gets reported and twisted, wife reads news. In shock, she has affair. But then her husband proves his innocence and heterosexuality (oh, the evil of the liberal dominated news!), and she begs him to forgive her and take her back.
Whadda think?
And it occurs to me I really should have titled this: "Anti-Gay Senator Walks into a Bar"
Why do I always think of the good titles after it's posted?
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Whadda think?
The only category for anything related to GM at Lit. is the single Gay Male one. Only the straights here are permitted further categorization. Anything hinging on GM in any way that's put in a different category will be butchered in the comments with no reference to the story quality at all.
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A hypocrite he is.
But comparing him and Spitzer is on account of banging is not quite right. Spitzer banged a hooker. That's illegal. Sanford banged a TV reporter. That's legal.
It's the things he did while banging the TV reporter that are questionable. Namely, not paying the bang trips with his own monies. And IMO more damning, abandoning his duties as Governor to go AWOL for days on that Appalachian happy trail.
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What he said.
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I'd abandon my duties in a red-hot second if there was an Appalachian happy trail near me!
Come on, it was only for a few days! We all need a quick trip to Brazil now and then. And with e-mail and faxes, he probably still got the work done on his laptop.
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But there wasn't gonna be any actual gay sex in the Loving Wives version...it was all going to be a false accusation by some scandal mongering low-life journalist out to slander the Senator and bonk his wife....
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spoken like a talk show host on MSNBC...Keith ? izzatu ? Rachel ? Dylan ? Lawrence ?
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He wasn't drunk on purpose-- he was slipped a roofie. And he thought the bar was a strip joint-- full of naked women. That's why he left it, even though he was incapacitated. And he was getting his friend out of that den of iniquity too.
And the fresh semen stains ... that was nothing but a malicious lie.
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I don't think that's completely true. Group sex stories that include gay and straight men and/or lesbian activity would be classified as Group Sex. A story about a gay celebrity, such as Liberace, and another man would be classified as Celeb. In fact I am contemplating writing such a story.
I have a story about a bi man using a dildo on his ass and it is classified in T/M.
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How's your rating?I don't think that's completely true. Group sex stories that include gay and straight men and/or lesbian activity would be classified as Group Sex. A story about a gay celebrity, such as Liberace, and another man would be classified as Celeb. In fact I am contemplating writing such a story.
I have a story about a bi man using a dildo on his ass and it is classified in T/M.
Have you written a story about a bi man using a dildo on another man?
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I don't think that's completely true. Group sex stories that include gay and straight men and/or lesbian activity would be classified as Group Sex. A story about a gay celebrity, such as Liberace, and another man would be classified as Celeb. In fact I am contemplating writing such a story.
I have a story about a bi man using a dildo on his ass and it is classified in T/M.
As Stella noted, how much have you tried this? (Look at my list; I would think you'd know what I was talking about on experience with posting GM here.)
My comment wasn't to where it would post; it was to the reception it would get.
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The rating on the story I described is 4.07, which is poorer than it might sound because it was written quite a while ago.
I have never written about two bi men and a dildo, although I think you have just given me a plot bunny. I did write a story about a bi man and a bi woman sharing a double dong. That one has a rating of 4.41 and some very complimentary PM's.
ETA: This one is classified as Anal because of the other activities going on in the story.
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Bi, huh.The rating on the story I described is 4.07, which is poorer than it might sound because it was written quite a while ago.
I have never written about two bi men and a dildo, although I think you have just given me a plot bunny. I did write a story about a bi man and a bi woman sharing a double dong. That one has a rating of 4.41 and some very complimentary PM's.
And that means, in the context of a hetero story ... absolutely nothing. Especially not as far as your readers are concerned.
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One can do that, and let people who need to know, know where he is.I'd abandon my duties in a red-hot second if there was an Appalachian happy trail near me!
He'll, I'd be bragging about it.
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Now you're getting the idea! I think the "Friend" (his best buddy? Or maybe his campagin manager?) was in on it! The friend had gambling debts, and the sleezy journalist paid them off if the friend would doctor the drink and get him into a gay bar. As some of the gay gents were in drag, our Senator was fooled at first, but realizing the bar wasn't on the up-and-up, he insisted he and his buddy leave at once! After several minutes fighting to get to the door, the Senator gets them both out of there, bravely driving away as fast as he could given that he as under the influence. But the police were waiting (paid by the journalist?) and so was the reporter!
Our intrepid senator, slandered and maligned, sets out to clear his name and finally gets his friend to admit all this on camera. The Senator then runs to show this confession to his devastated wife, to prove his innocence...only to find her in bed with the journalist!
I think this would go over like gangbusters in Loving Wives. And maybe, if Senator Ashburn reads stories in that category, he'll have a viable defense for all this. Maybe?
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Maybe the friend was actually the politician's paid videographer.Now you're getting the idea! I think the "Friend" (his best buddy? Or maybe his campagin manager?) was in on it! The friend had gambling debts, and the sleezy journalist paid them off if the friend would doctor the drink and get him into a gay bar. <snip>
I think this would go over like gangbusters in Loving Wives. And maybe, if Senator Ashburn reads stories in that category, he'll have a viable defense for all this. Maybe?
And they were both fond of $400 haircuts and were trying out the bar on their hair stylist's recommendation.
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So you're going for the "innocent mistake" defense? Hmmm. That might work if we slip it into the "First Time" category....Maybe the friend was actually the politician's paid videographer.
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No I think that the Senator was drunk when he got there and only realized his error when his hand slipped up the leg of the very attractive "lady: who was sitting on his lap and thinking of Clinton and Monica his fingers slid up to see if she was as wet as he was hard, only to find more than he bargained for.
And the wife should have sex with reporter several times as the story goes on, each time she feels more self loathing, not for cheating, but for cheating with a sleezy reporter who can barley eat pussy. She decides she needs to branch out on hearing her husband is also accused of fondling the staff, so she seduces a young intern who has no problem "raising her spirits".
She is surprised to find out that the intern was the Reporters nephew and ratted her out to his uncle.
SO Loving wifey and husband have to figure out how to stick it to the Reporter.
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Is there anyway any of the normal crew from the bar can help? I'd like to see the Senator repent of his foolish prejudices and embrace the Repeal Prop 8 forces.
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I have been doing some googling on this guy's name. Apparently, the report of his stop at Faces was by somebody anon. Without defending anybody, I think we should wait until he is convicted or something.
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I would write it strictly from the point of view of the wife. She never imagined she would be one of those grim faced women facing the cameras -- clenching the hand of a man she never really knew, wondering what would come next.
She never told her husband about those friends in college. He never would have understood, never would have approved. Now she's heard from Mary, God, how long has it been? Fifteen years, since the last time she buried her face in Mary's thighs -- all those years of being the good wife, the good mother. All those wasted years.
Her husband was going to be governor, maybe President some day. Now it's all over. That reporter out there, the one from channel 10 -- she is really hot.
She never told her husband about those friends in college. He never would have understood, never would have approved. Now she's heard from Mary, God, how long has it been? Fifteen years, since the last time she buried her face in Mary's thighs -- all those years of being the good wife, the good mother. All those wasted years.
Her husband was going to be governor, maybe President some day. Now it's all over. That reporter out there, the one from channel 10 -- she is really hot.
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