Misquote the person above you AGAIN

MagicaPractica · Mar 2, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Haunted by opportunities in the mist, dear?

Just dreams that will never come true.

Tio_Narratore · Mar 2, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Just madres that will never truly cum.

well, in some cultures, good mothers are not supposed to enjoy sex.

MagicaPractica · Mar 2, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Some cultures are just not as much fun.

Well, I suppose some myths and legends are just intended to help us feel better about why things suck so much. Probably most of them.

Hypoxia · Mar 2, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Myths and legends tell us much more than reality can account for, like why people can both suck and blow. Note that 'why' is all about motivation. Why does gravity suck? Because it wants to.

Then the answer to "Why is the sky blue?" is "because it wants to be blue," right. So fucking logical. The universe runs on willpower.

Tio_Narratore · Mar 2, 2018

Hypoxia said:
Then the answer to "Why is the sky blue?" is "because I said so," right. So fucking illogical. The universe runs on willful parents.

Do I detect a touch of resentment there?

loquere · Mar 3, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Do I detect a touch of salt?

No, it's man juice extract.

MagicaPractica · Mar 4, 2018

loquere said:
No, it's sassafrass root extract.

Why, how sassy!

Hypoxia · Mar 4, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Wow, what a sissy!

His mommy dresses him like that. He's still gung-ho over tiddlywinks. Eerie

JasonClearwater · Mar 4, 2018

Hypoxia said:
My mommy dresses me like that.

My daddy dresses me like that. It's nice to be loved.

Captainnumnuts · Mar 4, 2018

RubenR said:
And that’s why you decided to become a bailiff?

Night Court. Harry had a statue in his office.

loquere · Mar 4, 2018

Captainnumnuts said:
We had Sex on the subway last night. Helen had a condom in her purse.

Subway sex is hot, did you guys get sandwiches after?

MagicaPractica · Mar 4, 2018

RubenR said:
Aha! You're really a cat burglar. That explains your limited presence!

No, I just moonlight as a cat. :cattail:

loquere · Mar 4, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
No I don't take sleeping pills, I just sacrifice cats at night time to the moon God .

That's fucked up, and it also seems like a lot of effort just for a good night's sleep.

MagicaPractica · Mar 4, 2018

loquere said:
That's fucked up, just stay up and write.

Wise counsel, but things stop working right after several nights in a row.

loquere · Mar 4, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Wise counsel, but im allergic to water.

Witch!

MagicaPractica · Mar 4, 2018

loquere said:
Bitch!

I am no dog, sir! I am clearly a fluffy, huggable, loveable kitty cat!

loquere · Mar 4, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
I am no Democrat, sir! I am clearly a Republican, fiscal and socially conservative, America first!

Then why do you drive a Mercedes?

MagicaPractica · Mar 4, 2018

loquere said:
Then why do you drive people crazy?

I'm a cat, it's what we do.

Hypoxia · Mar 4, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
I'm a contortionist, it's what we do.

Unwrap your pretty legs from around your pretty ears and listen carefully. Hear that sound? It's your past, catching up with you. This chould be messy.

MagicaPractica · Mar 4, 2018

Hypoxia said:
Your past is catching up with you!

Trip it? All I need is a five minute headstart!

MagicaPractica · Mar 4, 2018

RubenR said:
Don't bother. We'll forage for something along the way.

I don't blame you, when you're down to turnips it gets a bit dodgy. But rutabaga's not half bad.

Captainnumnuts · Mar 4, 2018

loquere said:
Subway sex is hot, did you guys get sandwiches after?

They got sandwiches? Who's Helen?

Captainnumnuts · Mar 4, 2018

RubenR said:
Helen of Troy was quite the babe in her time.

(Check the rules Captain......)

I think NumbNuts is a little slow.

MagicaPractica · Mar 4, 2018

Captainnumnuts said:
I think NumbNuts has afterglow.

Oh? Do tell.

Tio_Narratore · Mar 5, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Go to hell.

What did I do now?

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