JasonClearwater
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- Apr 3, 2017
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I prefer water sports. They're less noisy and dusty and we can dance naked in their showers.
True. But I prefer showers that involve soap. Lots and lots of soap.
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I prefer water sports. They're less noisy and dusty and we can dance naked in their showers.
True. But I prefer sewers that involve soup. Lots and lots of soup.
I'm still wondering if I should take that as an insert or not
Just flick your Bic and you'll find out.
Was that the store where the night cleanup crew bowls with frozen turkeys?I shopped at the local Safeway market to check on the best natural leeks but they only had garlic.
Was that the store where the night cleanup crew smokes bowls of frozen turkeys?
Some people are happiest alone.I saw a video online of a guy porking a ghost. I felt really, really sorry for him afterwards.
Then why the press conference, the pillows, and the mirrors?"I only want to be left alone," I moaned.
I wasn't expecting this view!
And you say I never take you there.
I loved being a footstool at your women's erotic book club meeting.
If I bring you to my erotic book club for women meeting you have to promise to write whatever we say.
Grow up. Buy a decent car or a bike that looks like a car.
I remember the 1968 counterculture version:But I LIKE the Oscar Meyer weinermobile whistles. I toot along with the theme song, toot toot...
I was part of the 1968 counterculture.
Black Panther? Wait, that Sounds like radical culture.
*pats you on the head* Good, good radical.
I am Canadian.
Pee sports!!!
Whatever gets you off my sofa!
Geez Dad, it was one blowjob! You gave me this mouth that earns my paycheck and bought this apartment!
It's all about taking most of their assets before they know what I'm up to.
Chief!
Yeah, if a woman needs a dowry to get a husband, she's not worth it.Fifty million and a princess! I knew it sounded too good to be true.
Yeah, women on the Bowry, never worth it.