MattWolf
Renaissance Fella
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- Jul 20, 2011
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No harm in resetting the clock, I think.
Maybe we should put some more money in the metre...
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No harm in resetting the clock, I think.
No it has not! You just haven't been leaving any juicy tidbits lying around! You can't expect all the women to keep everything going!
Now, give it up Matt! Do a little dance for us and we might put some money in your g-string!
I'm not sure dancing in a g-string for cash is quite my style. However, if there is enough popular demand I could done a pair of tight white boxer-briefs and receit erotic poetry, dirty limericks and suggestive haikus in return for sexual favours.
I might. . . .if you do some suggestive moves while you are doing your recitations. Maybe you could swing your cock around in rhythm with your poem. Or, you gyrate your pelvis to emphasis the suggestiveness of the limerick or haiku!
Now I didn't think that limerick was that bad!
No! It wasn't bad at all! Maybe you should video record it while taking your clothes off! That would get EVERYONE'S attention!
Chuckled my way through this thread. Thanks to the players for entertaining a newb who intended to lurk.
welcome... and thank you... it is always better to join in the game than lurk on the sidelines.
Ooooo! We now have someone to watch! Makes it all a little more exciting, don't you think?
Now, start unbuttoning that shirt slowly while reciting your limerick!
morning all
Hmmmm, go brush your teeth, then I'll tell you good morning the proper way!
Chuckled my way through this thread. Thanks to the players for entertaining a newb who intended to lurk.
It is pretty funny.
I dance (badly) around the room
While unbuttoning (trembling) my shirt
And recieting (provocatively) the first line of the limerick
Damn, I missed the floor show. I'll need to pop in a bit more often.
Yes! You missed the parade of the cute and fuzzy bunnies hopping through, just before they turned rabid and ate the faces off of the unsuspecting public!
Damn, I missed that too. Perhaps it happened when I was busy rubbing oil all over myself and memorising my limerick in preperation for the strip tease.
Woo Hoo! Visualization time!
Now, if I sit in a chair, while your reciting, will you pulse your groin in front of my face?
Probably not, but I might slowly stroke my cock as I roll the letter r in my mouth as I say 'screw....'
Hmmmm, that might be worth a buck or two!
I'm not doing this for a buck. You have to reward me in erotic haiku.
I'm not really good at haiku. How about a blow job instead?