Lord Pmann
Lord
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Since it is Halloween, people were talking abut ghosts on the radio. It got me thinking... What would your first order of business be as a ghost?
I'd be the perviest ghost ever. You better bet when I die I'm coming back to watch some of you have sex. If, in fact, any of you actually ever have sex. I'd leave my ectoplasm stains all over your socks.
Second order of business would be to haunt some of you motherfuckers. I'll be shaking chains around in your attic and leaving ghost pee (which smells horrible, I imagine) on your mattress.
Third thing would be to follow smooth around for a day. I can only imagine how entertaining that would be.
I'd be the perviest ghost ever. You better bet when I die I'm coming back to watch some of you have sex. If, in fact, any of you actually ever have sex. I'd leave my ectoplasm stains all over your socks.
Second order of business would be to haunt some of you motherfuckers. I'll be shaking chains around in your attic and leaving ghost pee (which smells horrible, I imagine) on your mattress.
Third thing would be to follow smooth around for a day. I can only imagine how entertaining that would be.