latecomer91364
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Talk about eating at Barney's Beanery, but I got the runs anyway.
Maybe hash is also a magical fruit: the more you eat, the more you toot.
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Talk about eating at Barney's Beanery, but I got the runs anyway.
I couldn't have shredded better myself!
'Multiball play on three! One... two...
You deaf, dumb and blind, kid? Surely you noticed the playgirl coming on to you, pinhead?
Put your nose back on, pull the phone out of your mouth, and notice that you're just another one of the living dead around you. You're gross!
Boomers are not just aged, they're boring.
Yeah? Well let me tell you what I liked when I was ravaged, kid.
I'm on all fours... is that part of the kink?
In Fargo, the caning position is on all fours... in the snow.
Maybe, I'd do Geordi Laforge.
The United Federation of Planets is my oyster.
Setting extras to stun.
Captain janeway is the best starfllet Captain ever, that's why she was promoted to Admiral.
Nonsense, she is hot, and her sexual skills are admirable.
More cheesecake amd I'll give you a promotion!
Make up your mind!
Can't we add a little elbow grease and have a frottage a trois?
As long as we rub each other the right way, that promotion is all yours.
He's just going to lead you on so go ahead and report him to human resources, now.
Dang. I knew a little cheesecake wouldn't be enough to land me that promotion.
Alas, the boss is in his office watching corn pop on his phone. Maybe you should try again with some melted butter and salt.
Geez. Do you know how much lube costs? This is getting expensive!
Geez. Do you know how much healthy food costs? This is getting ridiculous!
Wait, that's hot, you nutter!