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thanks,Such a wonderful glimpse into your Sunday morning, so nice to have those private times...
it is, isn't it.
Justanother superfluous sequel. Move along, nothing to see.
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it is, isn't it.
An exciting start to the day!
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I am in a mood where I have many pointless questions that I'd like others thoughts or experiences on. I am going to fire a few off here and there, along with my answers. Answer if you choose, but I would like to hear. there are no wrong answers.
1st) What unusual objects have you used to get off?
Being a chick we have a lot of choices. If it squirts water, I’ve probably tried it. Faucets, pool and hot tub jets, shower head, water pics, hose. If it vibrates, I’ve probably tried it. Pagers, cell phones, electric toothbrushes, capped razors, controllers. Then there is the object insertion aspect, and all the common ones, assorted bottles from beverage to shampoo to accessory, hairbrushes, markers, toothbrushes, tools (which are fun, there are a lot of variety in textured grips), produce, kitchen utensils, ice, flashlights, bedposts and chair post type furniture, balls, 9 volt, shock color. Hey, it is like they say, anything is a dildo if you are brave enough. I give myself like a 5 out of 10 on bravery so there is some wiggle room.
2nd) What is something that I may not have tried, in a sexual nature, that I can do by myself?
I don’t have a glass dildo, I should fix that. What else?
1st) What unusual objects have you used to get off?
Being a chick we have a lot of choices. If it squirts water, I’ve probably tried it. Faucets, pool and hot tub jets, shower head, water pics, hose. If it vibrates, I’ve probably tried it. Pagers, cell phones, electric toothbrushes, capped razors, controllers. Then there is the object insertion aspect, and all the common ones, assorted bottles from beverage to shampoo to accessory, hairbrushes, markers, toothbrushes, tools (which are fun, there are a lot of variety in textured grips), produce, kitchen utensils, ice, flashlights, bedposts and chair post type furniture, balls, 9 volt, shock color. Hey, it is like they say, anything is a dildo if you are brave enough. I give myself like a 5 out of 10 on bravery so there is some wiggle room.
2nd) What is something that I may not have tried, in a sexual nature, that I can do by myself?
I don’t have a glass dildo, I should fix that. What else?
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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I found it enjoyable.
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Maybe in a court of law, but certainly not in Literoticourt. Just sexy as hell
So did I
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thanks for the reply. I appreciate it. I think I do need to do some shopping.
well, literoticourt is lenient. and thank you.
excellent.
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Finally did the gravity-fucked-me-over measurement on the site you'd recommended, final result 36FF UK, 36H US so the old lady at the bra store a few years ago was right but only had ugly bras in my size. I went to brastop and I'm happy to report there are four cute ones on the way now!! Thank you!!!!
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Catching up on the weekend. You look like you had quite the Sunday morning. Only wish I was there to enjoy it with you. You are always such a stunning woman. Thank you so much for sharing your Sunday with us. Definitely pictures like these only makes me wish I could show you my appreciation in person
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Indeed! (I’ve been watching Stargate)
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1) Being a man we have fewer choices.
An electric shaver with the razor removed.
Shower massage.
Glass vase
Drilled the appropriate size hole in a 2x4 stud. (That chafed. Don’t recommend)
Homemade vagina, found “how to make” on You Tube.
2) I have no idea. I am intrigued, though.
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Happy Sunday indeed.... you've done and outdone yourself Dr. Watson
Well done
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Thank you for the amazing pics! Made me rock hard
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Love the plug!
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lol.
I wasn't really all Donna fucking Reed when I joined. Calm for lit standards maybe, but I was a bit wild in my teens and 20s, and I had always said I would mellow and act like a boring adult when I was old, like 30 lol. Hubby was already boring by then, and I put it all on a shelf.
what would a typical curve be for this long?
I was never any good with cosine's much prefering the human element,not as rational but much more fun.You seem to have the qualitys of both science and humanism/feminism or am I flattering you?,did you attain a degree in computer science?.
lol.
I wasn't really all Donna fucking Reed when I joined. Calm for lit standards maybe, but I was a bit wild in my teens and 20s, and I had always said I would mellow and act like a boring adult when I was old, like 30 lol. Hubby was already boring by then, and I put it all on a shelf.
what would a typical curve be for this long?
I was never any good with cosine's much prefering the human element,not as rational but much more fun.You seem to have the qualitys of both science and humanism/feminism or am I flattering you?,did you attain a degree in computer science?.
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Mmmmmm such a tasty morning too.
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For sure
I hope you end up with something you really adore.
Catching up on the weekend. You look like you had quite the Sunday morning. Only wish I was there to enjoy it with you. You are always such a stunning woman. Thank you so much for sharing your Sunday with us. Definitely pictures like these only makes me wish I could show you my appreciation in person
thanks. I really could use a hand in the mornings
who doesn't like to watch Stargate every now and then.
Cucumber??? Carrot ?? Both edible after completion !!
Damn Ima have me a salad today for lunch just thinking of it
Yes, I enjoyed the chill. I know I posted cucumber pictures, I think I shared some video. Don't think I ever shared carrot content.
I am not sure if it is simply the sensation or if there is a strong Pavlovian nature at this point
Thank you very much for reading and answering. So, did you think the 2x4 was a good idea going in, or did you think it was probably not a good idea, but just wanted to know for sure?
Happy Sunday indeed.... you've done and outdone yourself Dr. Watson
Well done
thank you.
Thank you for the amazing pics! Made me rock hard
thanks. I am always hoping to inspire erections or laughter.
thank you. I think princess plugs are cute.
I am more science minded, however society is the first system we experience, and humans are the machines in that system. I have a analytical approach to everything, because I want to know why. I have always been that way. I will look at a chair and try to understand why key points were designed and implemented, and what that tells me about the designer. Ever since I was a young child, I was analyzing everything including people, trying to understand what they see, how they see it, why, and how a minor change would cascade and what that would bring about. If something is around me, I want to understand it. As far as philosophical beliefs and humanism, maybe, it is hard to find the lines between relativism and humanism.
Thank you.
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Happy Monday.
I had stated I was going to try this method of ice dildo, after is was mentioned when I made the last ice dildo.
https://tacit.livejournal.com/208807.html
There were positives and negatives to this technique, as you can see from the movie. As we saw in a picture yesterday, there is still some chill noted by extra pink. It was also thicker than the popsicle mold. The chill was cut down a lot. My hands had no issue with this method where as my hands found the bare ice uncomfortable the last time. I was very surprised by how much less cold this was. I expected a reduction, but this was well more than I expected. There was also less liquid as no water from the melting ice. This was, however, an issue for me. It started melting immediately as ice does. The ice was then surrounded by water. This not only lessened the chill substantially but it also made it function rather poorly as a dildo. As a woman, I can work with many different sizes of hard cocks. Hard cock, yippie, there are always angle choices no matter the size. Getting off with a soft and squishy cock is more of a problem. While I was turned on and found it pleasant, there just was no pressure. I had to switch to an actual dildo to complete the job. The last time I didn't need to as I could just change the angle as it got smaller. Of course, the condom would technically be the healthier method as water is bad, what if ice sticks, frostbite. I am not overly concerned though, as my house water ends up in my vagina during showers as well due to my enjoyment of high pressure handheld shower heads, I am also fairly certain my vagina is not dry enough to make ice stick considering I have never had that issue with the other dildo or ice cubes over the years. Frostbite, well it isn't dry ice. The freezing point of skin is lower than the freezing point of water. How is my vagina keeping ice frozen for the 20 minutes it would take to even maybe be an issue? It is really warm up there. How quickly it melts was problematic. However, maybe I am overly brave. Overall though, I would likely reuse the molding technique but try removing the condom next time. Either way, I have a use for my expired condoms lol.
I had stated I was going to try this method of ice dildo, after is was mentioned when I made the last ice dildo.
https://tacit.livejournal.com/208807.html
There were positives and negatives to this technique, as you can see from the movie. As we saw in a picture yesterday, there is still some chill noted by extra pink. It was also thicker than the popsicle mold. The chill was cut down a lot. My hands had no issue with this method where as my hands found the bare ice uncomfortable the last time. I was very surprised by how much less cold this was. I expected a reduction, but this was well more than I expected. There was also less liquid as no water from the melting ice. This was, however, an issue for me. It started melting immediately as ice does. The ice was then surrounded by water. This not only lessened the chill substantially but it also made it function rather poorly as a dildo. As a woman, I can work with many different sizes of hard cocks. Hard cock, yippie, there are always angle choices no matter the size. Getting off with a soft and squishy cock is more of a problem. While I was turned on and found it pleasant, there just was no pressure. I had to switch to an actual dildo to complete the job. The last time I didn't need to as I could just change the angle as it got smaller. Of course, the condom would technically be the healthier method as water is bad, what if ice sticks, frostbite. I am not overly concerned though, as my house water ends up in my vagina during showers as well due to my enjoyment of high pressure handheld shower heads, I am also fairly certain my vagina is not dry enough to make ice stick considering I have never had that issue with the other dildo or ice cubes over the years. Frostbite, well it isn't dry ice. The freezing point of skin is lower than the freezing point of water. How is my vagina keeping ice frozen for the 20 minutes it would take to even maybe be an issue? It is really warm up there. How quickly it melts was problematic. However, maybe I am overly brave. Overall though, I would likely reuse the molding technique but try removing the condom next time. Either way, I have a use for my expired condoms lol.
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I don't have vibrating panties. I have a few wearables but not as panties. All my other wearables have internal components, so it would be different.
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Thank you for sharing. That was some Sunday morning.
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Hey Rach. After watching the movie a few times, I did manage to read the rest. I think to be safe without the condom, you might want a little water run over the dildo before insertion. I would sure hate to see any damage done to that beautiful (and almost hairless now) vagina.
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