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Paul_Chance said:
They were a pair of nice middle aged ladies and they were very calm about it. I assume they were hardcore bed linen smugglers, probably part of some Bed Linen Mafia! We sat around and talked, they recommended places to go in Vancouver, and then the nice Canadian custom agents let me go.
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oh all the things people complain about, all the people others blame for all the worlds problems and no one ever talks about the horrors of the Bed Linen Mafia Women.

Vincius said:
I always wanted antlers.
It is better to say that then I have breast envy.
I don't want breasts , I want antlers!
Maybe I should have p.m.ed that!
Happy Tuesday!:cattail:
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Well they make antlers on headbands, so you can have them. Both my tits and my head have several pairs.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so happy tuesday. it is titty tuesday, so there will be tits, but first the fashion of yesterday and today.

so my blouse yesterday

http://i.imgur.com/UbqQlM6l.jpg

it might actually be a swimsuit coverup, and I might actually just not care

and yes titties

http://i.imgur.com/tji4W5Xl.jpg

and for today, I thought I'd go outdoors
http://i.imgur.com/XOlDsT5l.jpg

and yes outdoor titties
http://i.imgur.com/lXyNjW3l.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/B3tQoHhl.jpg
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Love the Avatar, Boobs out always,always makes me smile ,erect and just lust for you sexy girl in the best but naughtiest ways!

The might magical sexy effect your boobs,legs and ass have on me should be chargeable to my health insurance :heart: :nana:
 
Still waiting on Elon Musk to built that Hyperloop to London or the EU myself, the trip might take only 2 minutes but seating and takeoff clearance and then getting to the correct altitude could take longer, then again facts over media fiction make me a wet blanket. :nana:

And now back to those lusty busty boobs and those sweet lips that have me writing back checks! :devil:
 
wickedpanda said:
Love the Avatar, Boobs out always,always makes me smile ,erect and just lust for you sexy girl in the best but naughtiest ways!

The might magical sexy effect your boobs,legs and ass have on me should be chargeable to my health insurance :heart: :nana:
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Thank you, you are too kind. I do like making a man smile while giving him an erection. So how do i code that for insurance billing. Hum happy ending massages are therapeutic massage, so um guided imagery therapy, visual stress management therapy?

ohverbatum7 said:
a bit late with my airline comment.

Fed up with long flights, how about one that lasts less 2 minutes

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...minutes-take-the-worlds-shortest-flight-video
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Haha. Now what is the security wait

wickedpanda said:
Still waiting on Elon Musk to built that Hyperloop to London or the EU myself, the trip might take only 2 minutes but seating and takeoff clearance and then getting to the correct altitude could take longer, then again facts over media fiction make me a wet blanket. :nana:

And now back to those lusty busty boobs and those sweet lips that have me writing back checks! :devil:
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Yes back to my boobs.

ohverbatum7 said:
Shortest flight in the world, less than two minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEezFUb8Zz4
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Well that short, it does need to be done at least twice.

ohverbatum7 said:
And the beach that is a runway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STqmbc8k9rU
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Very cool

wickedpanda said:
OK I watched the video and laughed , so one tank full of gas last like what 80 flights?

Thinking the inflight movie must be a youtube video listing the great parts of Star Wars the Last Jedi ?
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Oh, wicked burn.

ohverbatum7 said:
Sorry for the duplication.
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Yeah still too quick, think it needs a third.
 
Wicked burn two , the return flight movie will be showing off the best parts of Solo a star wars movie.

Hint its the end credits, spoiler! :devil:

Why does Solo's land speeder look like a blue library book and not cool like Luke's land speeder?
 
wickedpanda said:
Wicked burn two , the return flight movie will be showing off the best parts of Solo a star wars movie.

Hint its the end credits, spoiler! :devil:

Why does Solo's land speeder look like a blue library book and not cool like Luke's land speeder?
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Maybe they needed more boobs.

wickedpanda said:
Thinking Snakes on a Plane was a movie they skipped showing, had to go there!
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Oh I am sure someone has done a Porn version somewhere, and maybe just maybe someone in the flight watched it at the time.
 
If anyone ever made a movie then someone made a porn of it, loved the Sex Trek movies, yep star trek porn and the backside to the future movies was kinda good also, so I have no doubt you will find dildo's or cocks on a plane!

Hope you got plenty of batteries sexy girl!:)
 
EndlessNameless said:
I'm sure you'll have no problem finding the anime version of it.
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Now the question is will it be erotic or disturbing in an anime version


wickedpanda said:
If anyone ever made a movie then someone made a porn of it, loved the Sex Trek movies, yep star trek porn and the backside to the future movies was kinda good also, so I have no doubt you will find dildo's or cocks on a plane!

Hope you got plenty of batteries sexy girl!:)
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haha. yes I am sure there will be many big hard cocks on planes. And I am sure I shall be amused.
 
so happy WTF wednesday.

ok so I saw this image being used as an avatar (an on pinterest and such) and I wanted to copy it

http://i.imgur.com/xJNye1Fm.jpg

but really, Am I the snuggling with a big teddy bear type? No. So, I decided to redo it my way. Cue Giant Stuffed Chewbacca.....because if I am going to cuddle with a giant stuffed animal, it so should be a Wookiee

So happy WTF wednesday, I hope you get a little giggle

http://i.imgur.com/0Vd8PK9m.jpg
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so happy WTF wednesday.

ok so I saw this image being used as an avatar (an on pinterest and such) and I wanted to copy it

http://i.imgur.com/xJNye1Fm.jpg

but really, Am I the snuggling with a big teddy bear type? No. So, I decided to redo it my way. Cue Giant Stuffed Chewbacca.....because if I am going to cuddle with a giant stuffed animal, it so should be a Wookiee

So happy WTF wednesday, I hope you get a little giggle

http://i.imgur.com/0Vd8PK9m.jpg
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Love it!
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so happy WTF wednesday.

ok so I saw this image being used as an avatar (an on pinterest and such) and I wanted to copy it

http://i.imgur.com/xJNye1Fm.jpg

but really, Am I the snuggling with a big teddy bear type? No. So, I decided to redo it my way. Cue Giant Stuffed Chewbacca.....because if I am going to cuddle with a giant stuffed animal, it so should be a Wookiee

So happy WTF wednesday, I hope you get a little giggle

http://i.imgur.com/0Vd8PK9m.jpg
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Hahaha - Justa and Chewie - greatest sexy image ever! You win the prize!
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so happy WTF wednesday.

ok so I saw this image being used as an avatar (an on pinterest and such) and I wanted to copy it

http://i.imgur.com/xJNye1Fm.jpg

but really, Am I the snuggling with a big teddy bear type? No. So, I decided to redo it my way. Cue Giant Stuffed Chewbacca.....because if I am going to cuddle with a giant stuffed animal, it so should be a Wookiee

So happy WTF wednesday, I hope you get a little giggle

http://i.imgur.com/0Vd8PK9m.jpg
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Ooh your butt looks really yummy in this shot!
 
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