Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

So I am now at home spending a peaceful afternoon lounging around. I don't have much for you, but I am quite comfortable





and why yes, that is a small tyrannosaurus rex skeleton by my feet. thank you for noticing.

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I am quite comfortable looking at you lounging around, such a gorgeous vision, and that is a nice wee t-rex that I was paying no attention to whatsoever

So, I must know how well that toy worked out for you and if there is a video review?

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Well sometimes there is. Usually it comes down to being unemployed or in jail though. I do try to avoid those lol.



Well thanks. Then you could learn all the reasons lol.



There is always more to the story, isn't there.




Yes, it is always nice to have company in random conversation. I can only converse with myself for so long.



Haha, well then it is also coupled with things I stuck there because of lack of pockets, then forgot.

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It's so true. Jail isn't fun.

planetbeat_ said:

I am quite comfortable looking at you lounging around, such a gorgeous vision, and that is a nice wee t-rex that I was paying no attention to whatsoever

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well thanks, i am actually still wearing the same thing, and back on the couch. Obviously, I have big plans for the weekend

Jakevillines said:

So, I must know how well that toy worked out for you and if there is a video review?

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well I supplied a written review earlier. no video, it is very discrete. but Um, 8 settings, 2 are constant, the rest a different patterns (I prefer constant myself). It was easy to position. .I wore it for 2 hours, which was 2 meetings, however had to turn it off the first hour as I was hosting the meeting, and I was struggling with my voice modulation while it was running. Thus I am not sure how many hours it can run. It was also not completely silent, much to my disappointment, as I won't be able to get away with it at home while cleaning and such, but in the office, I just played music. During the 2nd meeting that I do very little talking on, I came 3 times, which wasn't as much as I expected, but the complete lack of clitoral stimulation led to a much slower build up. I almost locked myself out of a database I was working in as I entered my password incorrectly several times. I had always wondered how people lock themselves out of shit they use daily, well now I know, and will giggle everytime someone ims me asking if I can unlock them. I ended up with an extremely wet pink thong. That pretty much sums it up. I will use it again in the office. ok, maybe at home too

UCanBLeafinMe said:

It's so true. Jail isn't fun.

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I must admit, I have never been. the absolute closest I came was the police station, where the cop who had stopped my friend and I had brought me, made me flush all my illicit substances, had me wait while he changed into street clothes, and turned in the cop car, then took me to breakfast at a local diner, after which we watched the sun come up while sitting in the back of his pickup talking about life, before he dropped me off at home.

so yeah I am still wearing the same thing, and now back on my couch. obviously, I have big plans for today. oh I will get to taking a shower soon.

but hanging out with my pussy


aww...not the pussy you were hoping to see.
ok



Yeah, I can be fun like that

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

well thanks, i am actually still wearing the same thing, and back on the couch. Obviously, I have big plans for the weekend



well I supplied a written review earlier. no video, it is very discrete. but Um, 8 settings, 2 are constant, the rest a different patterns (I prefer constant myself). It was easy to position. .I wore it for 2 hours, which was 2 meetings, however had to turn it off the first hour as I was hosting the meeting, and I was struggling with my voice modulation while it was running. Thus I am not sure how many hours it can run. It was also not completely silent, much to my disappointment, as I won't be able to get away with it at home while cleaning and such, but in the office, I just played music. During the 2nd meeting that I do very little talking on, I came 3 times, which wasn't as much as I expected, but the complete lack of clitoral stimulation led to a much slower build up. I almost locked myself out of a database I was working in as I entered my password incorrectly several times. I had always wondered how people lock themselves out of shit they use daily, well now I know, and will giggle everytime someone ims me asking if I can unlock them. I ended up with an extremely wet pink thong. That pretty much sums it up. I will use it again in the office. ok, maybe at home too



I must admit, I have never been. the absolute closest I came was the police station, where the cop who had stopped my friend and I had brought me, made me flush all my illicit substances, had me wait while he changed into street clothes, and turned in the cop car, then took me to breakfast at a local diner, after which we watched the sun come up while sitting in the back of his pickup talking about life, before he dropped me off at home.

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My younger sister and I were caught up in a party-type situation: we were at someone's summer cabin and we were not supposed to be. We had to stay the night until our parents could come and take us home. Couple of older women, drunker than us, harassed us all night.

Scared me straight

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

so yeah I am still wearing the same thing, and now back on my couch. obviously, I have big plans for today. oh I will get to taking a shower soon.

but hanging out with my pussy


aww...not the pussy you were hoping to see.
ok



Yeah, I can be fun like that

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Nice pussy!
And nice body, too

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

so yeah I am still wearing the same thing, and now back on my couch. obviously, I have big plans for today. oh I will get to taking a shower soon.

but hanging out with my pussy


aww...not the pussy you were hoping to see.
ok



Yeah, I can be fun like that

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LOVELY!!

And I was known to share pictures of my wife's big fat hairy pussy during the bad days of AOHell. LOL Men didn't appreciate the fact that they received cat pictures. What did they expect?

RjThoughts said:

LOVELY!!

And I was known to share pictures of my wife's big fat hairy pussy during the bad days of AOHell. LOL Men didn't appreciate the fact that they received cat pictures. What did they expect?

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Thanks, and so rude. Cats are awesome, well when they aren't being assholes, but actually they are even more awesome because they can be such assholes and we still want them.

UCanBLeafinMe said:

Nice pussy!
And nice body, too

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Thank you. He is actually quite a sweetheart.

UCanBLeafinMe said:

My younger sister and I were caught up in a party-type situation: we were at someone's summer cabin and we were not supposed to be. We had to stay the night until our parents could come and take us home. Couple of older women, drunker than us, harassed us all night.

Scared me straight

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That sucks. I was probably more nervous of my parents learning anything than the cops. My mom pretty much said if I ever get arrested, don't bother coming back. Turns out as I later learned from my kid brothers, it was a bluff, but I believed her at the time.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Thanks, and so rude. Cats are awesome, well when they aren't being assholes, but actually they are even more awesome because they can be such assholes and we still want them.

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Momma cat, a calico, is a sweetheart, unless we need to wash her and she scratches the fuck out of my forearms

Her son, a tuxedo, is an "experimental scientist:" yeah, he tests gravity whenever he can LOL

Both are polydactyl: Momma has 7 claws on her front two, 6 on the back, while the Asshole as our son and I call him, is 6 and 5 respectively.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Thank you. He is actually quite a sweetheart.

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My property is protected by a couple of cats, a neighbor's likes to come and lay in the shade when she's out, keeps the birds away, while another's will come over when she smells food, like a freaking dog LOL

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

That sucks. I was probably more nervous of my parents learning anything than the cops. My mom pretty much said if I ever get arrested, don't bother coming back. Turns out as I later learned from my kid brothers, it was a bluff, but I believed her at the time.

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Oh they let us have it when they picked us up, but they kept us in overnight to teach us a lesson.

Fortunately for my older sister, exposing breasts was just a misdemeanor and she just received a few tickets. Now in NY, women can be shirtless where men can be: she's topless/shirtless a lot when she's camping and on beaches.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

so yeah I am still wearing the same thing, and now back on my couch. obviously, I have big plans for today. oh I will get to taking a shower soon.

but hanging out with my pussy


aww...not the pussy you were hoping to see.
ok



Yeah, I can be fun like that

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Gawd! How I want to satisfy you after a long day using your toy at work. You deserve a good loving and some long worshipping.

RjThoughts said:

Momma cat, a calico, is a sweetheart, unless we need to wash her and she scratches the fuck out of my forearms

Her son, a tuxedo, is an "experimental scientist:" yeah, he tests gravity whenever he can LOL

Both are polydactyl: Momma has 7 claws on her front two, 6 on the back, while the Asshole as our son and I call him, is 6 and 5 respectively.

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polydactyly is a cool trait in cats, I love the big paws.

UCanBLeafinMe said:

My property is protected by a couple of cats, a neighbor's likes to come and lay in the shade when she's out, keeps the birds away, while another's will come over when she smells food, like a freaking dog LOL

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lol. does she play fetch too

UCanBLeafinMe said:

Oh they let us have it when they picked us up, but they kept us in overnight to teach us a lesson.

Fortunately for my older sister, exposing breasts was just a misdemeanor and she just received a few tickets. Now in NY, women can be shirtless where men can be: she's topless/shirtless a lot when she's camping and on beaches.

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Honestly, it is offensive that men can be topless, yet it is a crime for women, however if it wasn't a crime, flashing would be way less fun. I will say I have never had a legal issue with flashing, but I primarily flash truckers. Truckers re so great about it, never offended, just very nicely honk their horn. Or flashing in seedy bars, where no one wants cops. or of course security cameras that generally no one watches anyway. But hey, people on lit now give me an outlet for my exhibitionism.

Jakevillines said:

Gawd! How I want to satisfy you after a long day using your toy at work. You deserve a good loving and some long worshipping.

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Well thank you. it would be fun to see if I could top my record of number of times I have came in a day lol.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

so yeah I am still wearing the same thing, and now back on my couch. obviously, I have big plans for today. oh I will get to taking a shower soon.

but hanging out with my pussy


aww...not the pussy you were hoping to see.
ok



Yeah, I can be fun like that

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I would love to hang out with your puss all day.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

so yeah I am still wearing the same thing, and now back on my couch. obviously, I have big plans for today. oh I will get to taking a shower soon.

but hanging out with my pussy


aww...not the pussy you were hoping to see.
ok



Yeah, I can be fun like that

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How can I refuse breakfast with a pussy that says "eat me"? I'll have to catch up on the other shit later LOL.

Steelheart2018 said:

I would love to hang out with your puss all day.

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both are really sweet

EndlessNameless said:

How can I refuse breakfast with a pussy that says "eat me"? I'll have to catch up on the other shit later LOL.

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And I ask myself why does my day not start like this. Well, I did try really hard to make my pussy talk for a little ventriloquist act, but all she did was stare at the camera, despite my commands.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

And I ask myself why does my day not start like this. Well, I did try really hard to make my pussy talk for a little ventriloquist act, but all she did was stare at the camera, despite my commands.

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That would have been quite an amazing get! It seems like my own genitalia do what they want sometimes.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

polydactyly is a cool trait in cats, I love the big paws.



lol. does she play fetch too



Honestly, it is offensive that men can be topless, yet it is a crime for women, however if it wasn't a crime, flashing would be way less fun. I will say I have never had a legal issue with flashing, but I primarily flash truckers. Truckers re so great about it, never offended, just very nicely honk their horn. Or flashing in seedy bars, where no one wants cops. or of course security cameras that generally no one watches anyway. But hey, people on lit now give me an outlet for my exhibitionism.



Well thank you. it would be fun to see if I could top my record of number of times I have came in a day lol.

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No, she doesn't play fetch but she will show me what she's killed

And I thoroughly agree that it's criminal men can be topless and women can't. The thrill still isn't gone when she or I flash unexpectedly

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

polydactyly is a cool trait in cats, I love the big paws.



lol. does she play fetch too



Honestly, it is offensive that men can be topless, yet it is a crime for women, however if it wasn't a crime, flashing would be way less fun. I will say I have never had a legal issue with flashing, but I primarily flash truckers. Truckers re so great about it, never offended, just very nicely honk their horn. Or flashing in seedy bars, where no one wants cops. or of course security cameras that generally no one watches anyway. But hey, people on lit now give me an outlet for my exhibitionism.



Well thank you. it would be fun to see if I could top my record of number of times I have came in a day lol.

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BIg paws are fun until the claws are out!

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

so yeah I am still wearing the same thing, and now back on my couch. obviously, I have big plans for today. oh I will get to taking a shower soon.

but hanging out with my pussy
http://i.imgur.com/E0t4zMGm.jpg

aww...not the pussy you were hoping to see.
ok

http://i.imgur.com/IiTwEVSm.jpg

Yeah, I can be fun like that

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I know which pussy I prefer. It’s the one that doesn’t meow, but the owner mewls and moans when it is petted.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

both are really sweet



And I ask myself why does my day not start like this. Well, I did try really hard to make my pussy talk for a little ventriloquist act, but all she did was stare at the camera, despite my commands.

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I bet I could lick it for hours

Shadow701 said:

That would have been quite an amazing get! It seems like my own genitalia do what they want sometimes.

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damn it, don't you hate when genitalia just refuse to do what your instruct them to?

UCanBLeafinMe said:

No, she doesn't play fetch but she will show me what she's killed

And I thoroughly agree that it's criminal men can be topless and women can't. The thrill still isn't gone when she or I flash unexpectedly

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I don't know. Half the thrill is doing something you aren't supposed to do. At least for me

RjThoughts said:

BIg paws are fun until the claws are out!

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Well I have claws of my own so I am ok with that

Todger65 said:

I know which pussy I prefer. It’s the one that doesn’t meow, but the owner mewls and moans when it is petted.

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oh yes, one moans a lot when given full vocal freedom.

Steelheart2018 said:

I bet I could lick it for hours

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challenge accepted. start the clock