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EndlessNameless said:
You have a story for everything, eh? Luckily I haven't needed anything yet even at my age. And this includes lots of abuse of my ears. I'm stuck with tinnitus but I'd much rather have that than being deaf.

Sure, it's just an experiment. Let the eating commence.
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I think I might have a story for everything. come on, I thought of one that began with eating a salad. And yeah I have a lot of concerts in my past too, but so far so good. And yes please, back to eating

Steelheart2018 said:
I would love to give you a couple of helping hands.
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helping hands are always appreciated

ouchfeelsgood said:
mmmmm ... ever think of modeling for a catalog? You'd certainly get me to purchase something! :D
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well thanks, but no, except for clothing, come to think of it, I actually might of done a boscovs ad as a kid, like a really really young kid, other than that, just the ghetto Vanna White of animals and hunting products lol

pv2012 said:
I'm not sure... It seems to involve eggs so it might be about Easter. :confused:
Are we in charge of loading up the Easter bunny ?
But Easter was just a while ago. What do we do until next year ?
Ah, I know now! We test the procedure and write change requests when we find
something that doesn't work well, right ? :D
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Eggs huh? well there are a few type of really awesome eggs. Cadbury, Reese's, ones with batteries. So many awesome eggs.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
overly wet rambling.

ok first you may have realized I pretty much only wear black panties in my day to day life. This is because, without fail, something is going to turn me on, and make me wet, and black panties hide it the best. hell, I get turned on watching american ninja warrior or watching a construction worker do his job, so seriously I will see something that makes me wet.

this is a pair of white panties and only an hour into my day.
https://i.imgur.com/bnR4jGnm.jpg

the whole even your thighs are wet thing
https://i.imgur.com/klqM7kHm.jpg

and of course sheets after long sex or play sessions
https://i.imgur.com/gHisotBm.jpg

the office chair you probably shouldn't be playing in to begin with but
https://i.imgur.com/EPDdhDim.jpg

oh yoga pants and lit combo
https://i.imgur.com/lICJR2vm.jpg

yeah lit is rough on my panties
https://i.imgur.com/bzgznphm.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/evldPHkm.jpg

then lit all day and work, might even take a toll on jeans
https://i.imgur.com/9vLkpKVm.jpg

panties you decide do ditch after spending all day at work chatting and watching porn
https://i.imgur.com/lzMgx49m.jpg


but by far the most awkward wetness is doctor's appointments. I try really hard to only have female doctors, because that is how I like it but I ended up having to see a male briefly. In the most awkward case, it was my first visit with this guy. I was referred to him. His hands are all up in my business, and he then proceeds to ask if I am always this wet. So all I can come up with is "when a man is all up in my vagina, yeah, usually" awkward. In his defense, I was referred to him because of my high risk pregnancy. My well picked female was willing to take me, even with my "advanced maternal age" (which I always gave doctors and nurses the bitchy look when they said that lol). But then they found an abnormality with the umbilical cord, so the rest of my pregnancy, this male specialist was my OB. I get he had to ask to rule out an amniotic fluid leak, but yeah still highly awkward lol.

end of easily and overly wet rant lol. I might poof this later as overly personal lol.
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That is a very hot and arousing rant... So much so that now my boxers look sort of similar to your panties :eek::eek:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
I think I might have a story for everything. come on, I thought of one that began with eating a salad. And yeah I have a lot of concerts in my past too, but so far so good. And yes please, back to eating
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Yeah, at this point I think it's fair to say you probably do have a story for everything. Does this salad actually involve salad or tossing the salad? o_O Sooo, I can't decide if a concert is louder than being stuck in a room for hours on end with loud ass drums and guitar amps. And back then we didn't have tube guitar amps. Those things will fucking rape your ears.

But enough conversation, I have a job to do. A job that requires eating! And the delicious morsel is your pussy. Okay that sounds lame as hell but it's intentional. You are indeed perfect to eat with how wet you get. I can leave quite a mess in my pants with precum but it's nothing compared to you.
 
kdunn762012 said:
HOTTEST RANT EVER. Now excuse me I really need to go take care of something.
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Well thank you. Glad it was entertaining

Shyguy1369 said:
That is a very hot and arousing rant... So much so that now my boxers look sort of similar to your panties :eek::eek:
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Lol. Thanks. My panties are still probably worse.

EndlessNameless said:
Yeah, at this point I think it's fair to say you probably do have a story for everything. Does this salad actually involve salad or tossing the salad? o_O Sooo, I can't decide if a concert is louder than being stuck in a room for hours on end with loud ass drums and guitar amps. And back then we didn't have tube guitar amps. Those things will fucking rape your ears.

But enough conversation, I have a job to do. A job that requires eating! And the delicious morsel is your pussy. Okay that sounds lame as hell but it's intentional. You are indeed perfect to eat with how wet you get. I can leave quite a mess in my pants with precum but it's nothing compared to you.
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I shared it. It started with a taco salad from sheetz and ended with a middle aged Lady with cat butt face and me returning a Russian mail order bride slightly broken lol.

What did you play?

Lol. Hey it is pervy, so it works. And yeah the plus side is staying wet for hours and hours. It is always excellent to begin the evening by eating first.

(And damn it I have to go Google what pervy tossing a salad is again)

Steelheart2018 said:
And my hands are know to wander and tease.:devil:
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That is a good thing for hands to be known for.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
overly wet rambling.

ok first you may have realized I pretty much only wear black panties in my day to day life. This is because, without fail, something is going to turn me on, and make me wet, and black panties hide it the best. hell, I get turned on watching american ninja warrior or watching a construction worker do his job, so seriously I will see something that makes me wet.

this is a pair of white panties and only an hour into my day.
https://i.imgur.com/bnR4jGnm.jpg

the whole even your thighs are wet thing
https://i.imgur.com/klqM7kHm.jpg

and of course sheets after long sex or play sessions
https://i.imgur.com/gHisotBm.jpg

the office chair you probably shouldn't be playing in to begin with but
https://i.imgur.com/EPDdhDim.jpg

oh yoga pants and lit combo
https://i.imgur.com/lICJR2vm.jpg

yeah lit is rough on my panties
https://i.imgur.com/bzgznphm.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/evldPHkm.jpg

then lit all day and work, might even take a toll on jeans
https://i.imgur.com/9vLkpKVm.jpg

panties you decide do ditch after spending all day at work chatting and watching porn
https://i.imgur.com/lzMgx49m.jpg


but by far the most awkward wetness is doctor's appointments. I try really hard to only have female doctors, because that is how I like it but I ended up having to see a male briefly. In the most awkward case, it was my first visit with this guy. I was referred to him. His hands are all up in my business, and he then proceeds to ask if I am always this wet. So all I can come up with is "when a man is all up in my vagina, yeah, usually" awkward. In his defense, I was referred to him because of my high risk pregnancy. My well picked female was willing to take me, even with my "advanced maternal age" (which I always gave doctors and nurses the bitchy look when they said that lol). But then they found an abnormality with the umbilical cord, so the rest of my pregnancy, this male specialist was my OB. I get he had to ask to rule out an amniotic fluid leak, but yeah still highly awkward lol.

end of easily and overly wet rant lol. I might poof this later as overly personal lol.
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My god girl, I’ve come across some girls who I thought were wet, but you beat them all hands down.

Love your story, could only happen to you.
 
LOVE LOVE LOVE you in glasses. And love you with toys. And love that beautiful pussy. 😁😁
 
Yeah, the glasses are amazing. The pussy is nice too. But the glasses, have mercy. *Giggles*
 
Todger65 said:
My god girl, I’ve come across some girls who I thought were wet, but you beat them all hands down.

Love your story, could only happen to you.
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lol. yeah I guess it is another one of my skills...both being wet, and making doctors uncomfortable lol.

kdunn762012 said:
Tossing a Salad. An act that Justa would have a line a mile long for....
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I google it again. and I actually have no story that begins that way. in the middle, sue.

JDredd711 said:
LOVE LOVE LOVE you in glasses. And love you with toys. And love that beautiful pussy. 😁😁
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thank you

Tooshytosct said:
Yeah, the glasses are amazing. The pussy is nice too. But the glasses, have mercy. *Giggles*
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well thank. a round of applause for $6 eyeglasses lol.
 
I must concur, the glasses are very sexy on you. I can see how getting so wet, which is very hot btw :D, can be a nuisance but I have to wonder would a good licking help manage it or cause more? :devil: I’d gladly volunteer to help find out :D
 
I will day this, I have never wanted to be an office chair more than I do right now. I'm up for an occupation change. You can sit on me anytime.
 
Well tossing a salad isn't something you just start out with. There must be licking and squeezing and fondling of a myriad of other places before you move onto that particular endeavor. And personal preference I would rather be the tosser than the tossee. Particularly in your case. Your ass is just fine fine fine.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
overly wet rambling.

ok first you may have realized I pretty much only wear black panties in my day to day life. This is because, without fail, something is going to turn me on, and make me wet, and black panties hide it the best. hell, I get turned on watching american ninja warrior or watching a construction worker do his job, so seriously I will see something that makes me wet.

this is a pair of white panties and only an hour into my day.
https://i.imgur.com/bnR4jGnm.jpg

the whole even your thighs are wet thing
https://i.imgur.com/klqM7kHm.jpg

and of course sheets after long sex or play sessions
https://i.imgur.com/gHisotBm.jpg

the office chair you probably shouldn't be playing in to begin with but
https://i.imgur.com/EPDdhDim.jpg

oh yoga pants and lit combo
https://i.imgur.com/lICJR2vm.jpg

yeah lit is rough on my panties
https://i.imgur.com/bzgznphm.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/evldPHkm.jpg

then lit all day and work, might even take a toll on jeans
https://i.imgur.com/9vLkpKVm.jpg

panties you decide do ditch after spending all day at work chatting and watching porn
https://i.imgur.com/lzMgx49m.jpg


but by far the most awkward wetness is doctor's appointments. I try really hard to only have female doctors, because that is how I like it but I ended up having to see a male briefly. In the most awkward case, it was my first visit with this guy. I was referred to him. His hands are all up in my business, and he then proceeds to ask if I am always this wet. So all I can come up with is "when a man is all up in my vagina, yeah, usually" awkward. In his defense, I was referred to him because of my high risk pregnancy. My well picked female was willing to take me, even with my "advanced maternal age" (which I always gave doctors and nurses the bitchy look when they said that lol). But then they found an abnormality with the umbilical cord, so the rest of my pregnancy, this male specialist was my OB. I get he had to ask to rule out an amniotic fluid leak, but yeah still highly awkward lol.

end of easily and overly wet rant lol. I might poof this later as overly personal lol.
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Oooh, you're a juicy Lucy. Yummy ! ;)
Sorry panties, you'll just have to take one for the team. :D
There's one rare thing about your rants: They're hot and funny but I often find myself learning something too. This time I learned that the "water" is more correctly called "amniotic fluid" :)
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
overly wet rambling.

ok first you may have realized I pretty much only wear black panties in my day to day life. This is because, without fail, something is going to turn me on, and make me wet, and black panties hide it the best. hell, I get turned on watching american ninja warrior or watching a construction worker do his job, so seriously I will see something that makes me wet.

this is a pair of white panties and only an hour into my day.
https://i.imgur.com/bnR4jGnm.jpg

the whole even your thighs are wet thing
https://i.imgur.com/klqM7kHm.jpg

and of course sheets after long sex or play sessions
https://i.imgur.com/gHisotBm.jpg

the office chair you probably shouldn't be playing in to begin with but
https://i.imgur.com/EPDdhDim.jpg

oh yoga pants and lit combo
https://i.imgur.com/lICJR2vm.jpg

yeah lit is rough on my panties
https://i.imgur.com/bzgznphm.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/evldPHkm.jpg

then lit all day and work, might even take a toll on jeans
https://i.imgur.com/9vLkpKVm.jpg

panties you decide do ditch after spending all day at work chatting and watching porn
https://i.imgur.com/lzMgx49m.jpg


but by far the most awkward wetness is doctor's appointments. I try really hard to only have female doctors, because that is how I like it but I ended up having to see a male briefly. In the most awkward case, it was my first visit with this guy. I was referred to him. His hands are all up in my business, and he then proceeds to ask if I am always this wet. So all I can come up with is "when a man is all up in my vagina, yeah, usually" awkward. In his defense, I was referred to him because of my high risk pregnancy. My well picked female was willing to take me, even with my "advanced maternal age" (which I always gave doctors and nurses the bitchy look when they said that lol). But then they found an abnormality with the umbilical cord, so the rest of my pregnancy, this male specialist was my OB. I get he had to ask to rule out an amniotic fluid leak, but yeah still highly awkward lol.

end of easily and overly wet rant lol. I might poof this later as overly personal lol.
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You think it is hard for you Justa? How hard do you think you make it for me? VERY! :)
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
lol. yeah I guess it is another one of my skills...both being wet, and making doctors uncomfortable lol.



I google it again. and I actually have no story that begins that way. in the middle, sue.


thank you


well thank. a round of applause for $6 eyeglasses lol.
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Pretty Lady,

I know I have not posted often, I wish I could just health is not the best. But I do fellow your posts, Thank you for sharing all your sexy pictures.. gifs.. videos. BTW Bit sad you have not had time to keep indexed updated. If you like I can send you my working copy?

hugs :kiss::rose:

old borg fred
 
dz2681 said:
I must concur, the glasses are very sexy on you. I can see how getting so wet, which is very hot btw :D, can be a nuisance but I have to wonder would a good licking help manage it or cause more? :devil: I’d gladly volunteer to help find out :D
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well thanks. a good licking just makes me wetter. a bad licking, well I don't think there is such a thing lol

Tooshytosct said:
I will day this, I have never wanted to be an office chair more than I do right now. I'm up for an occupation change. You can sit on me anytime.
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well thanks. I bet it would be way better to sit on you than my current chair

kdunn762012 said:
Well tossing a salad isn't something you just start out with. There must be licking and squeezing and fondling of a myriad of other places before you move onto that particular endeavor. And personal preference I would rather be the tosser than the tossee. Particularly in your case. Your ass is just fine fine fine.
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lol. yeah it would be weird to start there. I'd actually rather be the tossee so that works. I will be honest and say I can be a little selfish. Probably why I do enjoy sex so much though. I walk in with the goal of me having an awesome time. I find men are ok with it though, and happy to go along for a ride. of course if they ask for something, I am happy to oblige but yeah I am quite focused on me enjoy getting well screwed to the fullest.

pv2012 said:
Oooh, you're a juicy Lucy. Yummy ! ;)
Sorry panties, you'll just have to take one for the team. :D
There's one rare thing about your rants: They're hot and funny but I often find myself learning something too. This time I learned that the "water" is more correctly called "amniotic fluid" :)
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well thank you. yeah I own a lot of panties so it is all good. and another tidbit, they actually have like litmus test strips to test wetness to see if it is amniotic fluid. I guess women get confused and not sure, yeah I dont know. in other random knowledge, did you know the fastest animal is the peregrine falcon. Its dive speed is over 240mph

thinkingofyou3000 said:
You think it is hard for you Justa? How hard do you think you make it for me? VERY! :)
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well thank you. And sorry, but I do like men hard.

drtshare said:
Pretty Lady,

I know I have not posted often, I wish I could just health is not the best. But I do fellow your posts, Thank you for sharing all your sexy pictures.. gifs.. videos. BTW Bit sad you have not had time to keep indexed updated. If you like I can send you my working copy?

hugs :kiss::rose:

old borg fred
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I am sorry. Health issue suck. I have been very lucky health wise so while I can't truly empathize, I can sympathize. And thanks, I do very much enjoy sharing so it is nice to have a place with all the super nice pervy guys here. And yes please send me your copy, thank you. I tried so hard, and was doing so well, then I fell behind. Yeah pretty much the story of my life. Then I realized I was 2 weeks behind, then it took me 2 days just to get 3 days done, then I put it off, and now it is just hopeless. I was thinking about update the original post to at least say the page number that I gave up on. So yeah, yes please, it would be greatly appreciated, and I will try to keep it up (and probably eventually fail, but I will try)
 
So since hubby blew me off last night (at least right when I start getting dressed slutty) I will share a day in the life of my legs.

so yesterday, I actually woke up about 10 minutes before everyone else, so my legs stayed in be a little
http://i.imgur.com/idgnCoam.jpg

then they had to go to the kitchen to assist with making breakfast
http://i.imgur.com/1AipF0zm.jpg

then outside in the yard so kid could play
http://i.imgur.com/AZcMHPxm.jpg

and yeah, I am barefoot, it is the rural southern way. side note, I wear sundresses a lot on weekends. I started because of my neighbor Billie May (yes, again I am a redneck, all old people have 2 names) Billie May was this nice old lady who over almost 10 years, I had never seen her in anything but a nightgown. I also realized some sundays, I am still wearing just the shirt I was wearing Friday. Well i didnt want to be the old nightgown lady, so sundresses that I might sleep in lol. Also, I will be honest and say this sundress does not look on me how it was designed to look. this is from an ad, http://i.imgur.com/rdZP9BWm.png
I honestly think it looks better as an empire waist though.

Anyway, then we have the dog making goofy faces photo bomb
http://i.imgur.com/ACspwikm.jpg

and a higher view because dog is still by my legs
http://i.imgur.com/FPt7X9Wm.jpg

then I finally made it to the shower
http://i.imgur.com/qUyGaodm.jpg

and dried off
http://i.imgur.com/qvh5iaCm.jpg

Then I put on what I say is a dress, but really it is just a shirt a few sizes too big, lol, so I could make dinner. I planned on taking a few leg shots in non fishnet silk thigh highs that I'd be wearing this this black and red number, but hubby told me he was passing last night and I should just drink a bottle of wine and take a sleeping pill lol. So i did

then my legs went to bed
http://i.imgur.com/4P45AYfm.jpg

and yeah i was less than sober and took some very poorly thought out pictures and video. but hey, my legs were in the shots somewhat
http://i.imgur.com/FOxp2Kjm.jpg

and that was a day in the life of my legs
 
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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
So since hubby blew me off last night (at least right when I start getting dressed slutty) I will hare a day in the life of my legs.

so yesterday, I actually woke up about 10 minutes before everyone else, so my legs stayed in be a little
http://i.imgur.com/idgnCoam.jpg

then they had to go to the kitchen to assist with making breakfast
http://i.imgur.com/1AipF0zm.jpg

then outside in the yard so kid could play
http://i.imgur.com/AZcMHPxm.jpg

and yeah, I am barefoot, it is the rural southern way. side note, I wear sundresses a lot on weekends. I started because of my neighbor Billie May (yes, again I am a redneck, all old people have 2 names) Billie May was this nice old lady who over almost 10 years, I had never seen her in anything but a nightgown. I also realized some sundays, I am still wearing just the shirt I was wearing Friday. Well i didnt want to be the old nightgown lady, so sundresses that I might sleep in lol. Also, I will be honest and say this sundress does not look on me how it was designed to look. this is from an ad, http://i.imgur.com/rdZP9BWm.png
I honestly think it looks better as an empire waist though.

Anyway, then we have the dog making goofy faces photo bomb
http://i.imgur.com/ACspwikm.jpg

and a higher view because dog is still by my legs
http://i.imgur.com/FPt7X9Wm.jpg

then I finally made it to the shower
http://i.imgur.com/qUyGaodm.jpg

and dried off
http://i.imgur.com/qvh5iaCm.jpg

Then I put on what I say is a dress, but really it is just a shirt a few sizes too big, lol, so I could make dinner. I planned on taking a few leg shots in non fishnet silk thigh highs that I'd be wearing this this black and red number, but hubby told me he was passing last night and I should just drink a bottle of wine and take a sleeping pill lol. So i did

then my legs went to bed
http://i.imgur.com/4P45AYfm.jpg

and yeah i was less than sober and took some very poorly thought out pictures and video. but hey, my legs were in the shots somewhat
http://i.imgur.com/FOxp2Kjm.jpg

and that was a day in the life of my legs
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Your legs were made to photograph and play with, especially near the top.:D

What’s up with your fella, that had been me we would have been getting down and dirty as soon as the kid was asleep.

Video, what video. Saving that until later? :devil:
 
kdunn762012 said:
Great series Justa. What part will be next to be featured? Inquiring minds want to know!
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thank you. are there any body parts left?

Todger65 said:
Your legs were made to photograph and play with, especially near the top.:D

What’s up with your fella, that had been me we would have been getting down and dirty as soon as the kid was asleep.

Video, what video. Saving that until later? :devil:
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well thank you. I agree. and what can I say, he just isn't that in to me lol.

And maybe I will share that video. it is poorly positioned and dark lol. less than sober me is an even worse filmographer than sober me.

Steelheart2018 said:
And what a sexy pair of legs you have! I can think of a lot of things to do to them.
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thank you

beernsteakftw said:
What a harrowing journey for your magnificent legs! I have been enjoying the "day in the life" posts.
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thank you. and yes the making breakfast and dog photo bomb were significantly trying times for my legs.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
So since hubby blew me off last night (at least right when I start getting dressed slutty) I will share a day in the life of my legs.

so yesterday, I actually woke up about 10 minutes before everyone else, so my legs stayed in be a little
http://i.imgur.com/idgnCoam.jpg

then they had to go to the kitchen to assist with making breakfast
http://i.imgur.com/1AipF0zm.jpg

then outside in the yard so kid could play
http://i.imgur.com/AZcMHPxm.jpg

and yeah, I am barefoot, it is the rural southern way. side note, I wear sundresses a lot on weekends. I started because of my neighbor Billie May (yes, again I am a redneck, all old people have 2 names) Billie May was this nice old lady who over almost 10 years, I had never seen her in anything but a nightgown. I also realized some sundays, I am still wearing just the shirt I was wearing Friday. Well i didnt want to be the old nightgown lady, so sundresses that I might sleep in lol. Also, I will be honest and say this sundress does not look on me how it was designed to look. this is from an ad, http://i.imgur.com/rdZP9BWm.png
I honestly think it looks better as an empire waist though.

Anyway, then we have the dog making goofy faces photo bomb
http://i.imgur.com/ACspwikm.jpg

and a higher view because dog is still by my legs
http://i.imgur.com/FPt7X9Wm.jpg

then I finally made it to the shower
http://i.imgur.com/qUyGaodm.jpg

and dried off
http://i.imgur.com/qvh5iaCm.jpg

Then I put on what I say is a dress, but really it is just a shirt a few sizes too big, lol, so I could make dinner. I planned on taking a few leg shots in non fishnet silk thigh highs that I'd be wearing this this black and red number, but hubby told me he was passing last night and I should just drink a bottle of wine and take a sleeping pill lol. So i did

then my legs went to bed
http://i.imgur.com/4P45AYfm.jpg

and yeah i was less than sober and took some very poorly thought out pictures and video. but hey, my legs were in the shots somewhat
http://i.imgur.com/FOxp2Kjm.jpg

and that was a day in the life of my legs
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How is even physically possible for hubby to blow you off when you want to wrap those sexy legs around him?
 
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