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Yeah, I don't know about the music, but fuck I'd be hitting on her if I saw her in a bar in a tank, torn jeans, and wild hair. And I am predominantly straight. Though yeah, put her in a red carpet look in a perfect dress, with perfect hair, and perfect makeup, I'd pass.

As for the music, idk about country. Maybe a really funny or really angry song could sway me. I will admit I hated rap until I heard Eminem's my fault. That was funny as shit and I found I liked a few of his songs.

Never really could get into country myself. I like Johnny cash but that's about it (cliche i know)
 
Never really could get into country myself. I like Johnny cash but that's about it (cliche i know)

to be honest, I never really listened much. actually I'm a little bitter about Johnny Cash. ok I am old enough to be my brothers' mother (if i was a teen mom). as such, they have picked on my music tastes as one does with someone that is basically a generation older, but a sibling. well one christmas, they started talking about this great new song by Johnny Cash. Yup, it was Hurt. So like bitches I have loved that song for 10 years, and yall bitched about that CD actually, and it was still better with Trent (yeah downward spiral was one of my favorite cds, so they would end up hearing it often) but yup still bitter my kid bros like johnny cash better than trent reznor. where did i go wrong?


and I am sure there are male country singers worth noting too. It is always fun to ride a cowboy. Not like you actually have to listen. Hum that is probably why someone had the country music channel on with the volume down.
 
happy thurday.

yup, I have to look like I care again today.

if this jacket had a button, I think I could close it though


and of course a thong since it is thursday

 
Damn. Rolling out the ridiculous hotness right out the gate this morning.

Well thanks, and today there wasn't even anything indecent about the shots I posted. that happens occasionally.


You do look like you care... about showing off your assets at least. :D
Good stuff :)

Well the blouse underneath does actually cover my tits when I am not photographing them. thanks.

I agree that jacket might fasten where your hands are, but not across your breasts.

That thong is looking a bit shiny.

Well fuck, if I have to close a blazer across my tits, I just fucking give up. buttons and my tits, simply not meant to be. and yes the thong is shiny. Victoria's secret calls the shade Ripe Apricot Shimmer

Great pair of shots. Thank goodness it's Thursday! :)

thank you.
 
Well fuck, if I have to close a blazer across my tits, I just fucking give up. buttons and my tits, simply not meant to be. and yes the thong is shiny. Victoria's secret calls the shade Ripe Apricot Shimmer

Sometimes, life is all about the beautiful struggle. :)

That definitely includes the struggle between breasts and buttons - it came be both distracting and tantalizing.
 
Sometimes, life is all about the beautiful struggle. :)

That definitely includes the struggle between breasts and buttons - it came be both distracting and tantalizing.

yeah yeah, you say that as someone who buttons have not waged war on. I honestly can't think of an inanimate object that screws with me more than buttons and my job is working with tech, half of which is completely outdated lol. buttons, the bane of my existence, ok maybe that is a little melodramatic, but totally my sworn enemy ;)



Well I always encourage your indecency.

well I am waiting for my 3pm meeting to begin, so I guess I can post a followup of each shot with a little indecency added.
 
less decent versions of this morning posted shots while I wait for my next meeting to start. side note, I think I have too many meetings



 
happy thurday.

yup, I have to look like I care again today.

if this jacket had a button, I think I could close it though


and of course a thong since it is thursday


less decent versions of this morning posted shots while I wait for my next meeting to start. side note, I think I have too many meetings




Almost swallowed my tongue on this last one..and i can think of a much better place for it!! :devil::devil::rose:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well the blouse underneath does actually cover my tits when I am not photographing them. thanks.
So it works like a shutter ? Is it fully automatic or do you have to set the timing
manually ? ;)

less decent versions of this morning posted shots while I wait for my next meeting to start. side note, I think I have too many meetings



The less decency the better.
Here's a nifty formula to keep in mind:
decency x wankability = constant
To solve this for wankability we divide by decency and get:
wankability = constant / decency
So as decency approaches zero the wankability approaches infinity :devil:
Except if the constant happens to be zero in which case the wankability
is undefined as decency approaches zero and zero otherwise. :confused:
But don't worry, in your case the constant is quite high. :D
 
less decent versions of this morning posted shots while I wait for my next meeting to start. side note, I think I have too many meetings




I’m with you on the meetings...

https://i.redd.it/pythe5mnklo01.jpg

I'd be in agreement on the side note. I am convinced there are people whose entire careers are spent scheduling meetings, going to meetings - and never actually doing anything. I am pretty sure "business meetings" is a level of hell Dante missed.

As for the Bane of Buttons. Have you considered....straps? :)
 
Almost swallowed my tongue on this last one..and i can think of a much better place for it!! :devil::devil::rose:

thanks, and yes I can think of several better places for tongues

Yeah those are indecent. Nicely done.
thank you. i try

Wait, what jacket?!?!? I just see delicious bust!
Are you saying you don't even see my extremely fashion forward 100% polyester probably 15 year old blazer.

and yeah confession time, the black stiletto pumps last pictured with the pigtails and the fishnet outfits. those were bought for my prom in 1996. see how often I wear fancy clothes lol my high heels and blazers can go out to a bar drinking with my sequined thong.

I’m with you on the meetings...

https://i.redd.it/pythe5mnklo01.jpg

haha, now i want to make one of the conference phones look like that.

I have actually had meetings on how to have less meetings.

And did you know office shooting rampages are more likely happen during or after meetings. I learned this when we had meetings on office shooting rampages where a specialist came in. Also apparently I am the least likely type of person to go on an office shooting rampage, even if I joke in the middle of the shooting rampage meeting about loosing my shit because of one more meeting. Being the outward smartass and vocally bitchy type is the least worrisome type, it is the quiet ones you have to watch out for. Now the sexual harassment and workplace misconduct specialist hosting that meeting was not so optimistic on my smartass remarks, though I gave her some good examples to use as teaching moments, and I still have yet to have one of those HR meetings.

Well time to prepare for my next meeting. At least I rarely have to see people in person for meetings anymore. dicking around online makes meetings less annoying.
 
So it works like a shutter ? Is it fully automatic or do you have to set the timing
manually ? ;)


The less decency the better.
Here's a nifty formula to keep in mind:
decency x wankability = constant
To solve this for wankability we divide by decency and get:
wankability = constant / decency
So as decency approaches zero the wankability approaches infinity :devil:
Except if the constant happens to be zero in which case the wankability
is undefined as decency approaches zero and zero otherwise. :confused:
But don't worry, in your case the constant is quite high. :D

if my tits sense a camera pointed at me, they just sort of pop out.

and I am glad you find my constant high, so my wankability increases as my decency decreases

LMAO
It's funny because it is true :D

it is, it is

I'd be in agreement on the side note. I am convinced there are people whose entire careers are spent scheduling meetings, going to meetings - and never actually doing anything. I am pretty sure "business meetings" is a level of hell Dante missed.

As for the Bane of Buttons. Have you considered....straps? :)

have you had the meetings to discuss how to have less meetings?

I am sure you saw my pleather top with the zipper and straps....that didn't work out so well either. or it worked out very well. I guess it depends on perspective.
 
well I think everyone still finds it quite and adorable because I am cute and adorable damn it. and great typing with your left hand.
Yes of course. Just ignore anyone who says "too old to be cute" ;)
You're much faster at typing than I am though , maybe you use both. :D
 
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