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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Happy Tuesday. for a change of scenery, outdoor boobies.
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I would certainly stalk through a jungle to get to that Sexy Body!! And as for the HR problem, can we sit in your cubicle while you pull off the Sharron Stone "Basic Instinct" move a few times to make sure that we are totally on the UP and UP!! Thanks for the good wishes with my server reboots last week!! :kiss:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so for today's pointless not sexy rambling.... I just got a call about an "incident" from last weeks bad day that I bitched about. Ok, It did not even register as an incident to me, hence not mentioning. But when I was at this location, and I had some issues, and looked for a guy to try as my issue was again just didn't have the strength to do it. So anyway found one, I know him but not super well. He was in an area of the building that had no one around. he was working while listening to internet radio on his laptop. After he was unable to remove my stripped screw, we were talking outside of the office he was working in. Then Buckcherry's Crazy Bitch started playing . He ran back into his office, to his computer, which was of course locked by this time, so he had to unlock it, get to the correct window to stop it. he then apologized and commented about internet radio apparently not having a filter. I told him the only thing he needed to apologize for was turning it off, I like that song, it is on my mp3 player and my favorite playlist (side note, I also had an interesting duet of it with a motorcyclist while at a red light. when i am in my car, I act like I am invisible and cant be heard, well windows down, radio blaring and singly loudly, surprisingly the motorcyclist a foot away could hear me quite well, and joined singing, making it a duet).

Anyway. his boss calls me today. I had actually worked under his boss for like a month forever ago (He took over a team I was finishing up on as I had accepted a position on another team, neither of us work on either of those teams anymore). At least the boss knows me better though. So anyway calls me and says I hear one of my guys exposed you to offensive language, do we have a problem? Fucking seriously. So I am all, well I didn't think we did, but now that you guys are basically calling me a whiny bitch and checking to see if I need special emotional support and protection after exposure to woooorrrrds, we just might. for fucks sake, I am totally picking on your guy mercilessly for reporting this next time I see him. I mean hello, that was even ACV testing day and so far it seems no one reported.

So yeah....if HR calls me to see if I need special counseling or some shit because I heard words, things will get real, damn it. Who reports themselves for accidentally playing a song with a curse word or two. I also bet he wouldn't have felt the need if I wasn't a chick.

Anyway.....now maybe I will see if I can do a cube bare tit bouncing gif during my next meeting. issue is someone was supposed to stop by my cube and is now 53minutes late, so don't know if they plan to surprise me lol.
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Haha! I’ve worked with a lot of blokes that have apologised to me for their language, it can be a table with 12 people around it, but if I’m the only woman, I get the apology - depending on who it is, I sometimes pull them up on it and ask why I’m the only one being apologised to... in fairness to them, no one I work with would guess that cunt’s my favourite curse word... I do now have to seek out Buckcherry’s Crazy Bitch...
 
wickedpanda said:
Its all Enrick's fault anyway :eek: :rose:
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Damn him.


xianpeters said:
The world is full of needy, whiny people.
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Damn them

hotcpu said:
I would certainly stalk through a jungle to get to that Sexy Body!! And as for the HR problem, can we sit in your cubicle while you pull off the Sharron Stone "Basic Instinct" move a few times to make sure that we are totally on the UP and UP!! Thanks for the good wishes with my server reboots last week!! :kiss:
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Well thanks. Question is did you make it through server reboots without any ass crack violations.

AlliaPotestas said:
Haha! I’ve worked with a lot of blokes that have apologised to me for their language, it can be a table with 12 people around it, but if I’m the only woman, I get the apology - depending on who it is, I sometimes pull them up on it and ask why I’m the only one being apologised to... in fairness to them, no one I work with would guess that cunt’s my favourite curse word... I do now have to seek out Buckcherry’s Crazy Bitch...
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Those bastards. Yeah, most guys know I am vulgar. Like will place bets on number of times I will curse in one minute, then get me fired up about something.

I have decided next time I go, to play my mp3 player. There is likely nothing at least somewhat vulgar. Then if I see him, play something more than somewhat. Idk, maybe lords of acid. Pussy is too obvious, maybe drink my honey. Oh I know, Marilyn Manson user friendly. Wait Marilyn Manson cake and sodomy. There is something in there to offend everyone
 
ACV is a Thursday thing or that's the rumor that damn Enrick guy was spreading but what does that guy know ?
 
Edgeofreason said:
Holy fucking Christ on a bike, your tits are astounding :heart:
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Well thank you. Yeah they are big lol.

hotcpu said:
Yes I stayed away from any peering cameras and all rebooted correctly!! :kiss:
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Nice

wickedpanda said:
ACV is a Thursday thing or that's the rumor that damn Enrick guy was spreading but what does that guy know ?
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Haha. It could be an every day thing.

tallguy78 said:
Fucking perfect
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Thank you. I take it you like the out of proportionally large comic book type ;)

NomDePlay said:
spectacular in ANY setting ... and, of course, your boobies are brilliant too! *softkiss*
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Well thank you, but I suspect I would not be spectacular on a unicycle or ice skates or unicycle on iceskates. I would however fail spectacularly
 
Don't put yourself down, sounds like great hosting to me, and while i'm at the fridge I'll pour a large glass of wine for you.
No, the only issue I have with your hospitality is how crowded it is here under your desk, and that Enrique guy thinks he is so entitled and panda keeps trying to send the new guy to the back of the queue... Still, I'll get over it once I'm licking
 
Squealz said:
Don't put yourself down, sounds like great hosting to me, and while i'm at the fridge I'll pour a large glass of wine for you.
No, the only issue I have with your hospitality is how crowded it is here under your desk, and that Enrique guy thinks he is so entitled and panda keeps trying to send the new guy to the back of the queue... Still, I'll get over it once I'm licking
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haha. just bring me the fucking bottle, all is good. under my desk is actually quite roomy. I should but some small mattresses down there. maybe then it will actually get crowded.

xianpeters said:
Mr. Bungle (the singer from Faith No More) is always good for really vulgar songs, like this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFZl2bnVbgg

Lyrics:
I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humping rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fucking Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cooking like a beginner, but I'm going up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm having bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat
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lol. what the fuck is that haha. Actually, I did need the lyrics as I didn't understand the words. thus I think Cake and Sodomy is still the winner. We have clear lyrics containing cunt, fuck, shit, dick, oh and sodomy.. plus the added benefit of racist statements, classism, statements to the american lifestyle including porn, rape, and sexual servitude/prostitution, while focused on the obvious complete mockery of the christian religion. It has got something to offend everyone.

but now I do need to check out and see if I can find mr bungle songs with clearly lyrics, because some might be funny.
 
so filmed this yesterday...while HR was by me lol

They were here for our annual tell everyone they are fat and unhealthy event. Ok not really, but kind of. Basically everyone willing goes to a conference room, they weigh, measure, and run blood tests, and grade you on 5 criteria. BMI, waist circumference, cholesterol level, blood sugar level, and blood pressure. Actually, I always passed all 5 until I got pregnant. while pregnant I failed the waist circumference (women they want at 30 inch or below) and bmi (women they want below 25) and no exceptions for being 6 months pregnant lol. then after not only did i fail the waist, and bmi, but cholesterol too. Though surprisingly, I always pass the blood sugar as they tell you to fast but if I was the fasting type I wouldn't have issues with the waist and bmi, now would eye. 2 years ago I finally got back to passing waist and bmi, butt still failed cholesterol, wtf. Then someone advised me to not drink a bottle of wine the night before a cholesterol test, and I actually passed all 5 last year again. It also really doesn't help that they dont touch you during measuring. fuck, pull that tape measure tight, damn it. And I am up a few pounds since last year, so we will see if I am healthy or a fat ass when they send the results lol. Most of the office folks actually fail, we are good like that.

Anyway
silly cube gif http://i.imgur.com/1A7lcNu.gifv

or the actual video if you prefer https://www.dropbox.com/s/40qgr3gb5id8dib/2018-2-27-20-13-24.mp4
 
xianpeters said:
Mr. Bungle's Girls of Porn is another super-dirty one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lN0_FD84E4

Okay, all you pus suckin? motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass
To caller number 666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playin? with myself
It's time to masturbate
Well I've got my? Hustler? and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger, Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So, I flip through the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah, yeah, yeah

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talkin? to a naked whore
Triple X video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
? The Devil in Miss Jones?
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Asia and John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tinglin? tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S&M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains

We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro and both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest and bestiality too
We got Sade and? The Sweetest Taboo?
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's shemales, lezbos and shaved beavers
And D cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch, yeah

Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip through the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I was trained to fuck you, baby
I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby
I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby
I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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omg haha. and i can understand that one.
and nope no headphones, listening on my speakers lol.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so filmed this yesterday...while HR was by me lol

They were here for our annual tell everyone they are fat and unhealthy event. Ok not really, but kind of. Basically everyone willing goes to a conference room, they weigh, measure, and run blood tests, and grade you on 5 criteria. BMI, waist circumference, cholesterol level, blood sugar level, and blood pressure. Actually, I always passed all 5 until I got pregnant. while pregnant I failed the waist circumference (women they want at 30 inch or below) and bmi (women they want below 25) and no exceptions for being 6 months pregnant lol. then after not only did i fail the waist, and bmi, but cholesterol too. Though surprisingly, I always pass the blood sugar as they tell you to fast but if I was the fasting type I wouldn't have issues with the waist and bmi, now would eye. 2 years ago I finally got back to passing waist and bmi, butt still failed cholesterol, wtf. Then someone advised me to not drink a bottle of wine the night before a cholesterol test, and I actually passed all 5 last year again. It also really doesn't help that they dont touch you during measuring. fuck, pull that tape measure tight, damn it. And I am up a few pounds since last year, so we will see if I am healthy or a fat ass when they send the results lol. Most of the office folks actually fail, we are good like that.

Anyway
silly cube gif http://i.imgur.com/1A7lcNu.gifv

or the actual video if you prefer https://www.dropbox.com/s/40qgr3gb5id8dib/2018-2-27-20-13-24.mp4
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Damn, your boobs are amazing! And it is so hot that you did it with people not far away!! :devil::devil::rose:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so filmed this yesterday...while HR was by me lol

They were here for our annual tell everyone they are fat and unhealthy event. Ok not really, but kind of. Basically everyone willing goes to a conference room, they weigh, measure, and run blood tests, and grade you on 5 criteria. BMI, waist circumference, cholesterol level, blood sugar level, and blood pressure. Actually, I always passed all 5 until I got pregnant. while pregnant I failed the waist circumference (women they want at 30 inch or below) and bmi (women they want below 25) and no exceptions for being 6 months pregnant lol. then after not only did i fail the waist, and bmi, but cholesterol too. Though surprisingly, I always pass the blood sugar as they tell you to fast but if I was the fasting type I wouldn't have issues with the waist and bmi, now would eye. 2 years ago I finally got back to passing waist and bmi, butt still failed cholesterol, wtf. Then someone advised me to not drink a bottle of wine the night before a cholesterol test, and I actually passed all 5 last year again. It also really doesn't help that they dont touch you during measuring. fuck, pull that tape measure tight, damn it. And I am up a few pounds since last year, so we will see if I am healthy or a fat ass when they send the results lol. Most of the office folks actually fail, we are good like that.

Anyway
silly cube gif http://i.imgur.com/1A7lcNu.gifv

or the actual video if you prefer https://www.dropbox.com/s/40qgr3gb5id8dib/2018-2-27-20-13-24.mp4
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Bouncy boobs! Looking incredible as always;)
Does sound like you nearly got caught, builds the excitement?
 
scotluvsoral said:
Damn, your boobs are amazing! And it is so hot that you did it with people not far away!! :devil::devil::rose:
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well thanks, but shit that is nothing. You actually get used to hearing people talking around me in the really dirty videos lol. I play music at my desk if anything that makes sounds comes out of the drawer, but yeah, if no accessories, well always fun that people get to hear people talking around me as I quietly get off. hey, I don't have an office, I do what I can. I am sure it took my friends some getting used to haha.

toyfriend said:
Bouncy boobs! Looking incredible as always;)
Does sound like you nearly got caught, builds the excitement?
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Well thanks, and no I had plenty of time. I know what the floor sounds like. ok one really tiny chick surprised me once. but 9 times out of 10, I hear someone and know exactly where they are.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so filmed this yesterday...while HR was by me lol

They were here for our annual tell everyone they are fat and unhealthy event.

Kudos for passing all 5....And that amazing video!
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thank you.
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Good Morning Justa and WOWSER's bouncing boob's video,hot, at work Hottier, while at risk of being caught fucking funny and wicked sexy hot.......I'm experiencing my normal lust /desire for you and a wicked fondness for the way you combat any boring moment at work in such erotic ,fun ways.

And yes I will always want to see your boobs cause I'm a guy,cause of their shape,size and cause they are boobies of a very crazy fun woman.

Lady humps on hump day.... !:nana:
 
kdunn762012 said:
Mesmerizing indeed.
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thank you

wickedpanda said:
Good Morning Justa and WOWSER's bouncing boob's video,hot, at work Hottier, while at risk of being caught fucking funny and wicked sexy hot.......I'm experiencing my normal lust /desire for you and a wicked fondness for the way you combat any boring moment at work in such erotic ,fun ways.

And yes I will always want to see your boobs cause I'm a guy,cause of their shape,size and cause they are boobies of a very crazy fun woman.

Lady humps on hump day.... !:nana:
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thank you. hum bored...post pictures of my tits. works for me. be careful with the boobies of crazy chicks though...they have a way of getting men into some messed up shit lol.

Squealz said:
Congrats on passing all 5, must be all that exercise you are doing in your cube 😉
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thank you. maybe, or maybe I bribe or threaten the measurer lol.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so filmed this yesterday...while HR was by me lol

They were here for our annual tell everyone they are fat and unhealthy event. Ok not really, but kind of. Basically everyone willing goes to a conference room, they weigh, measure, and run blood tests, and grade you on 5 criteria. BMI, waist circumference, cholesterol level, blood sugar level, and blood pressure. Actually, I always passed all 5 until I got pregnant. while pregnant I failed the waist circumference (women they want at 30 inch or below) and bmi (women they want below 25) and no exceptions for being 6 months pregnant lol. then after not only did i fail the waist, and bmi, but cholesterol too. Though surprisingly, I always pass the blood sugar as they tell you to fast but if I was the fasting type I wouldn't have issues with the waist and bmi, now would eye. 2 years ago I finally got back to passing waist and bmi, butt still failed cholesterol, wtf. Then someone advised me to not drink a bottle of wine the night before a cholesterol test, and I actually passed all 5 last year again. It also really doesn't help that they dont touch you during measuring. fuck, pull that tape measure tight, damn it. And I am up a few pounds since last year, so we will see if I am healthy or a fat ass when they send the results lol. Most of the office folks actually fail, we are good like that.

Anyway
silly cube gif http://i.imgur.com/1A7lcNu.gifv

or the actual video if you prefer https://www.dropbox.com/s/40qgr3gb5id8dib/2018-2-27-20-13-24.mp4
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Superb bouncing boobies.

I’d fail those tests year on year. Now medicated for cholesterol being high. Definitely overweight but then who gives a fuck. I’m past caring now.
 
Happy hump day! Very sexy video btw!:devil: did that late visitor ever appear, would have been a very nice surprise for him if he came during your filming :eek:
 
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