Edgeofreason
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Holy fucking Christ on a bike, your tits are astounding
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Well thanks. Question is did you make it through server reboots without any ass crack violations.
spectacular in ANY setting ... and, of course, your boobies are brilliant too! *softkiss*
WOW! I love and adore those beautiful outdoor boobies of yours!
Holy fucking Christ on a bike, your tits are astounding
Yes I stayed away from any peering cameras and all rebooted correctly!!
ACV is a Thursday thing or that's the rumor that damn Enrick guy was spreading but what does that guy know ?
Fucking perfect
spectacular in ANY setting ... and, of course, your boobies are brilliant too! *softkiss*
WOW! I love and adore those beautiful outdoor boobies of yours!
Don't put yourself down, sounds like great hosting to me, and while i'm at the fridge I'll pour a large glass of wine for you.
No, the only issue I have with your hospitality is how crowded it is here under your desk, and that Enrique guy thinks he is so entitled and panda keeps trying to send the new guy to the back of the queue... Still, I'll get over it once I'm licking
Mr. Bungle (the singer from Faith No More) is always good for really vulgar songs, like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFZl2bnVbgg
Lyrics:
I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby
I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon
I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans
Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze
From the skeez disease, wooi!
Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humping rump roast
Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fucking Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana
Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna
You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cooking like a beginner, but I'm going up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm having bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby
We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat
Mr. Bungle's Girls of Porn is another super-dirty one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lN0_FD84E4
Okay, all you pus suckin? motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass
To caller number 666
The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playin? with myself
It's time to masturbate
Well I've got my? Hustler? and I don't need nothin' else
Ginger, Ginger
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So, I flip through the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah, yeah, yeah
A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talkin? to a naked whore
Triple X video
976 and I can whack it on the phone
Nobody's home, I'm alone
? The Devil in Miss Jones?
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Asia and John Holmes
We got gushin' gonads, tinglin? tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S&M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro and both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest and bestiality too
We got Sade and? The Sweetest Taboo?
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's shemales, lezbos and shaved beavers
And D cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch, yeah
Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip through the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I was trained to fuck you, baby
I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby
I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby
I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah
so filmed this yesterday...while HR was by me lol
They were here for our annual tell everyone they are fat and unhealthy event. Ok not really, but kind of. Basically everyone willing goes to a conference room, they weigh, measure, and run blood tests, and grade you on 5 criteria. BMI, waist circumference, cholesterol level, blood sugar level, and blood pressure. Actually, I always passed all 5 until I got pregnant. while pregnant I failed the waist circumference (women they want at 30 inch or below) and bmi (women they want below 25) and no exceptions for being 6 months pregnant lol. then after not only did i fail the waist, and bmi, but cholesterol too. Though surprisingly, I always pass the blood sugar as they tell you to fast but if I was the fasting type I wouldn't have issues with the waist and bmi, now would eye. 2 years ago I finally got back to passing waist and bmi, butt still failed cholesterol, wtf. Then someone advised me to not drink a bottle of wine the night before a cholesterol test, and I actually passed all 5 last year again. It also really doesn't help that they dont touch you during measuring. fuck, pull that tape measure tight, damn it. And I am up a few pounds since last year, so we will see if I am healthy or a fat ass when they send the results lol. Most of the office folks actually fail, we are good like that.
Anyway
silly cube gif http://i.imgur.com/1A7lcNu.gifv
or the actual video if you prefer https://www.dropbox.com/s/40qgr3gb5id8dib/2018-2-27-20-13-24.mp4
so filmed this yesterday...while HR was by me lol
They were here for our annual tell everyone they are fat and unhealthy event. Ok not really, but kind of. Basically everyone willing goes to a conference room, they weigh, measure, and run blood tests, and grade you on 5 criteria. BMI, waist circumference, cholesterol level, blood sugar level, and blood pressure. Actually, I always passed all 5 until I got pregnant. while pregnant I failed the waist circumference (women they want at 30 inch or below) and bmi (women they want below 25) and no exceptions for being 6 months pregnant lol. then after not only did i fail the waist, and bmi, but cholesterol too. Though surprisingly, I always pass the blood sugar as they tell you to fast but if I was the fasting type I wouldn't have issues with the waist and bmi, now would eye. 2 years ago I finally got back to passing waist and bmi, butt still failed cholesterol, wtf. Then someone advised me to not drink a bottle of wine the night before a cholesterol test, and I actually passed all 5 last year again. It also really doesn't help that they dont touch you during measuring. fuck, pull that tape measure tight, damn it. And I am up a few pounds since last year, so we will see if I am healthy or a fat ass when they send the results lol. Most of the office folks actually fail, we are good like that.
Anyway
silly cube gif http://i.imgur.com/1A7lcNu.gifv
or the actual video if you prefer https://www.dropbox.com/s/40qgr3gb5id8dib/2018-2-27-20-13-24.mp4
so filmed this yesterday...while HR was by me lol
They were here for our annual tell everyone they are fat and unhealthy event.
Kudos for passing all 5....And that amazing video!
Damn, your boobs are amazing! And it is so hot that you did it with people not far away!!
Bouncy boobs! Looking incredible as always
Does sound like you nearly got caught, builds the excitement?
so filmed this yesterday...while HR was by me lol
They were here for our annual tell everyone they are fat and unhealthy event.
Kudos for passing all 5....And that amazing video!
thank you.
Mesmerizing indeed.
Good Morning Justa and WOWSER's bouncing boob's video,hot, at work Hottier, while at risk of being caught fucking funny and wicked sexy hot.......I'm experiencing my normal lust /desire for you and a wicked fondness for the way you combat any boring moment at work in such erotic ,fun ways.
And yes I will always want to see your boobs cause I'm a guy,cause of their shape,size and cause they are boobies of a very crazy fun woman.
Lady humps on hump day.... !
Congrats on passing all 5, must be all that exercise you are doing in your cube
so filmed this yesterday...while HR was by me lol
They were here for our annual tell everyone they are fat and unhealthy event. Ok not really, but kind of. Basically everyone willing goes to a conference room, they weigh, measure, and run blood tests, and grade you on 5 criteria. BMI, waist circumference, cholesterol level, blood sugar level, and blood pressure. Actually, I always passed all 5 until I got pregnant. while pregnant I failed the waist circumference (women they want at 30 inch or below) and bmi (women they want below 25) and no exceptions for being 6 months pregnant lol. then after not only did i fail the waist, and bmi, but cholesterol too. Though surprisingly, I always pass the blood sugar as they tell you to fast but if I was the fasting type I wouldn't have issues with the waist and bmi, now would eye. 2 years ago I finally got back to passing waist and bmi, butt still failed cholesterol, wtf. Then someone advised me to not drink a bottle of wine the night before a cholesterol test, and I actually passed all 5 last year again. It also really doesn't help that they dont touch you during measuring. fuck, pull that tape measure tight, damn it. And I am up a few pounds since last year, so we will see if I am healthy or a fat ass when they send the results lol. Most of the office folks actually fail, we are good like that.
Anyway
silly cube gif http://i.imgur.com/1A7lcNu.gifv
or the actual video if you prefer https://www.dropbox.com/s/40qgr3gb5id8dib/2018-2-27-20-13-24.mp4
Superb bouncing boobies.
I’d fail those tests year on year. Now medicated for cholesterol being high. Definitely overweight but then who gives a fuck. I’m past caring now.
Happy hump day! Very sexy video btw! did that late visitor ever appear, would have been a very nice surprise for him if he came during your filming
Fuck your tits are amazing!