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Um...It was an early meeting in her car. She drove a sports car..Mazda RX-8.
We ended up in the tiny tiny back seat in the mall parking lot near some trees.
She climbed on top of me and we were doing very well when she got a cramp in her right ass cheek. She was trying to move her foot and it was just so sensitive and I could control the pace she had set. I went off inside her. She got off of me and poured everything all over my lap and the car seat. I got dressed and got out and apologized. She laughed and told me not to worry, that it felt great and that I had better clean my trousers before I go to work.

Ended up spilling coffee on myself so nobody would know I had cum all over me.

That's a great tale, very nicely told. Funny, but hot at the same time :devil: Next time maybe take the trousers right off first? :D

I do like the whole 'man out of control' scenario very much. And the possibility of pushing him over the edge against his will. My pelvic floor is good and strong, and I know when my man is tremblingly close and I can feel him pulsing, that with a couple of good squeezes he'll be roaring, whether he wants to or not...

And sometimes I do it, and sometimes I don't...:devil:
 
That's a great tale, very nicely told. Funny, but hot at the same time :devil: Next time maybe take the trousers right off first? :D

I do like the whole 'man out of control' scenario very much. And the possibility of pushing him over the edge against his will. My pelvic floor is good and strong, and I know when my man is tremblingly close and I can feel him pulsing, that with a couple of good squeezes he'll be roaring, whether he wants to or not...

And sometimes I do it, and sometimes I don't...:devil:

That thought makes me smile....and curious. :kiss:
 
Salty......?

I hope so :D

*makes mental note to test this in Sardinia in the summer*

I'm a sucker for salt, though (as it were ;)), I love it on potatoes, and in caramel ice-cream particularly.

*licks lips*
 
well, there is that fantastic desire to experience it. ;)

You've not experienced that yet? I don't know what it feels like for the man, of course, But I think it must be rather lovely, given the eyes rolling back, the yelling, the, um, sudden and prolonged pulsing and spurting that ensues... ;)

He nearly split my eardrum yesterday when I did it... :devil:
 
You've not experienced that yet? I don't know what it feels like for the man, of course, But I think it must be rather lovely, given the eyes rolling back, the yelling, the, um, sudden and prolonged pulsing and spurting that ensues... ;)

He nearly split my eardrum yesterday when I did it... :devil:

I've felt that......I meant with you. :devil:
 
You've not experienced that yet? I don't know what it feels like for the man, of course, But I think it must be rather lovely, given the eyes rolling back, the yelling, the, um, sudden and prolonged pulsing and spurting that ensues... ;)

He nearly split my eardrum yesterday when I did it... :devil:

I wondered what the noise from next door was. Now I know......
 
*laughs*

If you could hear it from all the way down there, no wonder it was nearly injurious ;)

Well we used to get Concord flying overhead. It wasn't a dissimilar noise.

Pelvic floor, eh? Who'd have believed it.......:rolleyes:
 
Well we used to get Concord flying overhead. It wasn't a dissimilar noise.

Pelvic floor, eh? Who'd have believed it.......:rolleyes:

Concorde, yes, here too. Awfully loud. Quite a roar. And Concorde's ;)

How are things in your world, Jaime?
 
Concorde, yes, here too. Awfully loud. Quite a roar. And Concorde's ;)

How are things in your world, Jaime?

Very well, Mrs Curlew, thank you. The Concorde was made here in Bristol. I saw her flight over the suspension bridge.

She was almost a lovely as you....

(Do I win Brownie points for that? :D)
 
Very well, Mrs Curlew, thank you. The Concorde was made here in Bristol. I saw her flight over the suspension bridge.

She was almost a lovely as you....

(Do I win Brownie points for that? :D)

Oh yes, definitely :kiss::kiss::devil:

I love the bridge, short but beautiful. Have you been to the Camera Obscura from which you can see it?
 
I miss Concorde, it used to fly over London at around 5pm every evening...it was always beautiful to watch..especially when it was over the Thames and it a spring evening as light for the first time in months.
 
Oh yes, definitely :kiss::kiss::devil:

I love the bridge, short but beautiful. Have you been to the Camera Obscura from which you can see it?

Many times. And at the Camera Obscura thee a tunnel down which leads to a balcony overlooking the Portway and the river.


And just by the tower is what we used to call the Donkey Slide, which is a rock polished by generations of Bristol kids (and adults) bums who have slid down it.

By the way, nothing wrong with short and beautiful. I thought it was how you use it?
 
I miss Concorde, it used to fly over London at around 5pm every evening...it was always beautiful to watch..especially when it was over the Thames and it a spring evening as light for the first time in months.

It seemed like such a shame when they canned it, it was such a lovely thing. So distinctive. I never flew on it, out of my league really, but what a thing.

Was leaving Heathrow (I think) in a car once when it unexpectedly took off from behind us, gave me quite an aural shock!
 
Many times. And at the Camera Obscura thee a tunnel down which leads to a balcony overlooking the Portway and the river.


And just by the tower is what we used to call the Donkey Slide, which is a rock polished by generations of Bristol kids (and adults) bums who have slid down it.

By the way, nothing wrong with short and beautiful. I thought it was how you use it?

Wow, never found the tunnel... I don't remember a polished rock, either! And, of course I'm going to ask, have you polished the rock? (Not entirely intended as a euphemism ;))

Nothing at all wrong with short and beautiful :devil: As previously asserted, you can go a long way with a good girth ;)

Of course, if you're using it right, I'm probably not going to be able to actually see how beautiful it is anymore... :devil:
 
I once landed at Nice Airport in France, Concorde was on the Tarmac and the engines where on, it drowned out every other sound which is something when you are getting off a plane..
 
I once landed at Nice Airport in France, Concorde was on the Tarmac and the engines where on, it drowned out every other sound which is something when you are getting off a plane..

Do you use the Tunnel for France much now? I love it, in the car from Ashford, or on foot from St Pancras. Convenient for you in London, I guess. You can even get to Marseille now, I believe, on the Eurostar.
 
Wow, never found the tunnel... I don't remember a polished rock, either! And, of course I'm going to ask, have you polished the rock? (Not entirely intended as a euphemism ;))

Nothing at all wrong with short and beautiful :devil: As previously asserted, you can go a long way with a good girth ;)

Of course, if you're using it right, I'm probably not going to be able to actually see how beautiful it is anymore... :devil:

Oh I'm still out there, I posted a pic the other day.
It was part of a Fleshlight set I took.
 
Oh I'm still out there, I posted a pic the other day.
It was part of a Fleshlight set I took.

I found it! Spoiler alert, though ;)

I might also take issue with your choice of lube. I don't think I've ever experienced KY except in a doctor's surgery, but I do like Sliquid, it's silicon-based, colourless, odourless, tasteless. And most importantly, it's very very slippery.

I actually meant that when the cock is in place (whichever place that might be :devil:), it isn't visible to me anymore :cool: I'll watch for the rest of that set, though, if you're planning on posting them. I have so many questions about fleshlights... ;)
 
I found it! Spoiler alert, though ;)

I might also take issue with your choice of lube. I don't think I've ever experienced KY except in a doctor's surgery, but I do like Sliquid, it's silicon-based, colourless, odourless, tasteless. And most importantly, it's very very slippery.

I actually meant that when the cock is in place (whichever place that might be :devil:), it isn't visible to me anymore :cool: I'll watch for the rest of that set, though, if you're planning on posting them. I have so many questions about fleshlights... ;)

WHAT did I miss here, very interesting topic... :)
 
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