daus42
Carpe Vino
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Where do I get my library card?
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Where do I get my library card?
Didn't know you had a boudoir.... Is that another name for a posh bedroom?
Oh, it's well posh...I only opened it last week, can't you smell the paint...
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Very swank, I'd better take my shoes off......
Paint, yeah right, that's it, it smells like paint *wink wink*
I must have missed this grand opening. Hello numeniusa! I will browse around and try to catch up.
I went for a *coughs* soft opening.... But welcome...
Present your, um, 'credentials' at the desk....![]()
They are impeccable by Lit standards.![]()
I see. Well tell them at the desk I sent you, they'll make sure you are properly measured for your card..![]()
I didn't realise that boudoirs had a dress code. I though they had undress codes....?
In reviewing all aspects of your boudoir, I discovered lovely exhibits in the library. A very delicious nook in such a wonderful boudoir.
I'm sure to qualify for entrance to the VIP section or is it termed something else? I like your high end decor.
Ooohh, confidence...
Hadn't thought of a VIP section. What do you think the entrance criteria should be for one of those?
As an American I'm a bit egalitarian and would loath to deny an opportunity to anyone. I'd admit all scandalous rascals both male and female as long as they maintain certain standards that you set.
Scandalous rascals, my favourite kind
Actually, I don't think a VIP area would work, people would keep stealing the velvet rope for ... other purposes...![]()