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The stripper gets the wrong address, and, depending which gender you prefer, instead of crashing the bachelor party or wedding shower, ends up at the bible study group...
A twist: The performer has no intention of doing a full Monty, but the bible study group is affiliated with the Naked Church Of Naked Jesus (ie they're nudists). A couple options: The believers convert the performer. OR, the performer is forced to do a reverse strip, ie getting dressed. Hilarity ensues.
By accident, his conscious guilt ridden but his cock hard, the guy leading the bible study was the one who ordered her services....he just made the mistake of giving her the wrong address and date.
She shows up, he is beet red embarrassed, she is just amused. He has to introduce her. She prick teases him mercilessly through the study session. Little lip movements, views down her blouse, all things no one else can notice.
Like this one
To make it more embarrassing to him she shows up in a naughty girl scout uniform he requested.
or if its a priest a naughty boyscout
another even more embarrassing one is she shows up dressed as a naughty nun.
Sure...under the long coat she wears in public when going to appointments. Odd, she keeps that coat on through the bible study. The look of total fear is in the guy's eyes and face.
Maybe the stripper is dressed as a Naughty Catholic Schoolgirl. Nobody notices her. Other than being dressed a bit sleazy for the occasion, she fits right in with the group and sits down for the services. Until she stands up during one of the songs and starts stripping. The rest of the group, thinking this is a new thing, all start stripping too.
Hilarity ensues......
Yes, and she sits behind the others and gives him little flashes when he looks at her.
People are looking at her strangely though because her hair is in pig tails.
I love the naughty nun idea! Here's an idea: This Bible study is going to have a guest lecturer who is going to be teaching a class on "Biblical teachings regarding sexuality". The actual nun who agreed to speak on that day has her car break down in a location without cell phone coverage. The stripper shows up in a nun outfit. The class ends up with a very different lesson than anyone had anticipated.Like this one
To make it more embarrassing to him she shows up in a naughty girl scout uniform he requested.
or if its a priest a naughty boyscout
another even more embarrassing one is she shows up dressed as a naughty nun.
Sure...under the long coat she wears in public when going to appointments. Odd, she keeps that coat on through the bible study. The look of total fear is in the guy's eyes and face.
...They cast their inhibitions aside and have the sort of passionate desperate sex that can only come from those who have been forced to restrain themselves for far too long. ....
Add bubble gum.
Big pink bubbles.
Loud oversized sunglasses.
Tatoo like leading up one thigh.
"Oral Roberts No, Oral Sex Yes".
She brought her little boom box for the strip job. Her only worry is when exactly in the study was she supposed to start the show? She's picked out her dance track between the aisles and picked out the guys to gyrate her tits and ass on. She's picked the three guys and the one woman to kiss and feel up.
Finally she decides to pick her own best time and punches track 5...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFSx9fE1qJ8
I love it, but came up with two problems. First, her little tenny boom box would OT handle that bass. Second, what would the other classes up and down the hall think?Like it
Except....
In my fantasy she is a little bad girl wildcat and seeing we're in church what's more irreverent than a little Danzig?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwprxmDycZE
Good grinding beat.
Real life: I went to a strip club one Saturday night. I saw many naked ladies, but one stood out as my favorite. The next day I go to my very conservative megachurch. It was my second time, since I was new in town. I get on the elevator and guess who is in it with me, looking fabulous, her conservative attire failing to completely hide the beauty beneath?