That "Electric Blobfish" they sell in the sex toy shops is a poor substitute for the real thing.
I object to the use of fat cunt.
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That "Electric Blobfish" they sell in the sex toy shops is a poor substitute for the real thing.
MarcelineTheVampireQueen
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Blobby! YOU'RE A SEX TOY?!?! Where can I buy one????? 
Blobby! YOU'RE A SEX TOY?!?! Where can I buy one?????
At any adult book store, but you need to be eighteen first.
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I thought that it was due to its tendency to short out.
Well played.
parodyluvr75
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I prefer a replete cunt but that's just me.
parodyluvr75
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That sounds like a lamp or a code name for synthetic substance that would leave you a babbling fool.
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Parody is my favorite cunt on the board.
( soon cunt will lose all its power)
( soon cunt will lose all its power)
parodyluvr75
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And you're my favorite tiny bloated cock.
(Soon tiny and bloated will lose their power)
You used 'its' right, I'm so proud.
(Soon tiny and bloated will lose their power)
You used 'its' right, I'm so proud.
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Blobfish translation: I love any woman who would want me.
That's why I've never found love.
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That just made me really sad
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The tiny flaccid cock, mario ballotelli, was substituted by the argie troll cooter carlos tevez...
parodyluvr75
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Wtf? Speak American.
Do not be sad; I am the reason that God gave us women with drug dependencies.
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That didn't help...
parodyluvr75
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You are young and there are plenty of fish that don't know you well enough and would actually want you. Try not talking.
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hobbit.
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shut the fuck up mutha fucker. (having watched diehard last night i assume that to be an american greeting? )
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Depends on the American. But yeah, close enough.
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We only say that to close or intimate friends.
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may this one pop a cap in your ass? (is that less formal?)
hobbit.
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how is your ass for caps ?
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That's practically sexual!
What about typing? Can I do that?
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