The GLBT Currently Masturbating Thread

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Enjoying a glass of wine. I'm going to draw myself a hot bath, shave my clit, get dressed into something sexy, so I feel like a real woman, and give my vibe a nice slow blowjob while I play with my clit....

If I had a man, I wouldn't have this problem....
 
Enjoying a glass of wine. I'm going to draw myself a hot bath, shave my clit, get dressed into something sexy, so I feel like a real woman, and give my vibe a nice slow blowjob while I play with my clit....

If I had a man, I wouldn't have this problem....

Well, sweet thang, if it's any consolation: if you had a man, you'd probably have other problems. :)
 
Enjoying a glass of wine. I'm going to draw myself a hot bath, shave my clit, get dressed into something sexy, so I feel like a real woman, and give my vibe a nice slow blowjob while I play with my clit....

If I had a man, I wouldn't have this problem....


whats the problem?
 
Home alone for a couple of hours, gonna slip into something silky and rub for a bit, look for a good story or video, hmmm slip or nightgown, robe? Decisions, decisions!
 
Think you're man enough for the job?

Why, yes! Not to toot my own horn, but I am quite confident that I have the experience and skill set that would enable me to step seamlessly into your organization and rub your clit through your panties without any additional training and a minimum of ramp-up time. Also, I have a very pleasing and professional phone voice, and my English is flawless. :)
 
Why, yes! Not to toot my own horn, but I am quite confident that I have the experience and skill set that would enable me to step seamlessly into your organization and rub your clit through your panties without any additional training and a minimum of ramp-up time. Also, I have a very pleasing and professional phone voice, and my English is flawless. :)

You're hired!
 
sitting in my hotel room slightly buzzed from the beer at dinner and slowly stroking up and down my shaft.
 
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