Here to tease ;)

Thank you very much *Curtsey*
I presume you now understand why I got a bit mad when you assumed that I knew next to nothing about music :p


hey i didn't presume that! haha

but i did enjoy our music conversation none the less.

now let me carry on reading.
 
Yeah, showing off the goods around the family is kind of awkward. Unless you know there are other people staring.
 
It's one of those songs that always turns me on... :devil:

Hit me with your best shot.... I want to hear all your bad jokes :p

Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught

quite apt, dont you think!!;)

Not in public sweetie, I dont want to be held responsible for killing your thread stone dead!!:eek:
 
Hello my sweet Mal. Stopped in to say hello. I hope all is going well for you:kiss:
 
MY God woman! That is a one fucking sexy image. Literally made my mouth water!
I aim to tease


hey i didn't presume that! haha
but i did enjoy our music conversation none the less.
now let me carry on reading.
When you suggested that I didn't know Metallica - One, it was almost an insult to me :p It's one of their best songs ;)
No worries.


Lovely, just lovely and pretty sexy - love the quote too, although I'm not much into Alice Cooper (literarely, that is....!!!:):kiss:
Thank you :rose:
I'm not really into him at all, I just love the lyrics for that song.
 
Yeah, showing off the goods around the family is kind of awkward. Unless you know there are other people staring.
At this beach most people are relatives or somebody who's known my family for generations. It's not a place where looks matters.


Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
quite apt, dont you think!!;)

Not in public sweetie, I dont want to be held responsible for killing your thread stone dead!!:eek:
You often seem to be the one keeping my thread alive :rose:


Hello my sweet Mal. Stopped in to say hello. I hope all is going well for you:kiss:
I'm grand thanks. And unless I hear otherwise, I'll presume that you are too. Sorry that I've been a bit out of touch though :rose:
 
You often seem to be the one keeping my thread alive :rose:

I dont believe that for a minute gorgeous. And there is a world of difference between the occasional post and me recycling bad Ronnie Corbet jokes (inserty dodgy Danish comedian here if Ronnie Corbet means nothing to you)
 
I dont believe that for a minute gorgeous. And there is a world of difference between the occasional post and me recycling bad Ronnie Corbet jokes (inserty dodgy Danish comedian here if Ronnie Corbet means nothing to you)

Oh come on, you do spent an aweful lot of time here in my thread :rose:
You're from the UK, why don't you make jokes based on Monty Python instead? That I'd enjoy :)
 
Oh come on, you do spent an aweful lot of time here in my thread :rose:
You're from the UK, why don't you make jokes based on Monty Python instead? That I'd enjoy :)

That is true, guilty as charged. Only because its nice in here...

Monty python got as far as the danes did it? and now for something completly different (sorry, bit obvious that one).
 
nudge nudge wink wink

That is true, guilty as charged. Only because its nice in here...

Monty python got as far as the danes did it? and now for something completly different (sorry, bit obvious that one).

Music discussions, intelligence and sex... I'm proud of my thread ;)
Monty Python is brilliant. I looooove The Holy Grail, so perfectly messed up :D
 
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?.

Music discussions, intelligence and sex... I'm proud of my thread ;)
Monty Python is brilliant. I looooove The Holy Grail, so perfectly messed up :D

All bases covered then. And so modest as well!! ;)

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

My fave is the meaning of life. The song about intelegent life is brilliant.
 
All bases covered then. And so modest as well!! ;)

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

My fave is the meaning of life. The song about intelegent life is brilliant.

I love that quote, it's awesome :p Almost as good as when they defend themselves with animals being fired over the walls.

I think Meaning of Life is the worst thing they ever did...
 
I love that quote, it's awesome :p Almost as good as when they defend themselves with animals being fired over the walls.

I think Meaning of Life is the worst thing they ever did...

now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Your not alone in that view, but it appeals to my juvenile sense of humour. I like the prologue film as well. Life of Brian has the best quotes though...
 
now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Your not alone in that view, but it appeals to my juvenile sense of humour. I like the prologue film as well. Life of Brian has the best quotes though...

I agree about Life of Brian and it is a fun film, I just think Holy Grail is better. No matter what they made, they always seemed to have the best and most deady jokes
 
I agree about Life of Brian and it is a fun film, I just think Holy Grail is better. No matter what they made, they always seemed to have the best and most deady jokes

Very true, in the uk, people either love them or hate them (i'm in the love camp).

Not the Messiah (He's a Very Naughty Boy) ...
 
Very true, in the uk, people either love them or hate them (i'm in the love camp).

Not the Messiah (He's a Very Naughty Boy) ...

I love the scene with the aliens, it's so random. It might be a fucked up film already before that, but nobody ever saw that coming :D
 
I love the scene with the aliens, it's so random. It might be a fucked up film already before that, but nobody ever saw that coming :D

Ha ha ha, I know what you mean. Almost as if they had written a begining and an end of the film and didn't know how to join them together so they threw in something random to see what happened.

Blessed are the Cheesemakers!!
 
Ha ha ha, I know what you mean. Almost as if they had written a begining and an end of the film and didn't know how to join them together so they threw in something random to see what happened.

Blessed are the Cheesemakers!!

But they could have allowed him to escape in a less insane way, it's not like he had to run to the top of the building for the storyline to work out :D

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra....
^love that song, one of my Flying Circus faves
 
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Somebody reminded me just how much I love to draw which I haven't done in years. I figured I'd do something fun for my thread then too.
It's based on a photo so it really is me - and probably the only time my nipples will be on display :p (and either my drawing is bad, I'm in a strange pose or my breasts really are different sizes... Hmmmm...)
 
But they could have allowed him to escape in a less insane way, it's not like he had to run to the top of the building for the storyline to work out :D

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra....
^love that song, one of my Flying Circus faves

Now where would the fun have been in a less "monty pythonesque" way? I mean, doesnt that happen in Denmark every day??

I thought you were giving us an insight into your wardrobe for a minute there!

Now then Centurian, where were we...

Oh and best monty python song, got to be "the penis song"...;)
 
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8257738/scanxxx.jpg


Somebody reminded me just how much I love to draw which I haven't done in years. I figured I'd do something fun for my thread then too.
It's based on a photo so it really is me - and probably the only time my nipples will be on display :p (and either my drawing is bad, I'm in a strange pose or my breasts really are different sizes... Hmmmm...)

That's a nice drawing indeed! Just to bad you won't show your tits on here, because I'm know they're great! As for different sizes, well the position can make them look that way ;)
 
Now where would the fun have been in a less "monty pythonesque" way? I mean, doesnt that happen in Denmark every day??

I thought you were giving us an insight into your wardrobe for a minute there!

Now then Centurian, where were we...

Oh and best monty python song, got to be "the penis song"...;)

Call it perspective dahling!

Seriously, its very good. Is there nothing you cant do???

It was the perfect thing to do in their plot, so randomly fucked up :D

It does fit my wardrobe rather well, although on rare occasions I do wear something on top of the lingerie ;)

Hell's Grannies is another fun classic :D

(I am the Lizard King) I can do anything
You've only seen and heard things related to arts (pics, music and now a simple drawing(and teasing;))), which is pretty much what I do best.
I don't understand a lot of science, that must be my weakness :p Thermodynamics and such is just not my thing... Other than that, I'm pretty awesome :p
 
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