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Voted best joke of the year in Australia

pleasteasme

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An Aussie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "That's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I was talking to the sheep."
 
KRCummings said:
I guess Australia gets their jokes a little later than the rest of the world.
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it's the gravity of the situation
 
pleasteasme said:
An Aussie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "That's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I was talking to the sheep."
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That was funny. And better than almost any joke you'll hear from the southern half of our country.
 
pleasteasme said:
An Aussie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "That's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I was talking to the sheep."
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Being a New Zealander I need not say any more. :D
 
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