Unrealistic crap you see in movies that annoys you.

rapthaysoos

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It never just rains, it always monsoons.

Protagonists are always tortured in the mildest of ways, nothing more than a beating and nothing particularly traumatic.

Rappers trying to act.
 
It never just rains, it always monsoons.

Protagonists are always tortured in the mildest of ways, nothing more than a beating and nothing particularly traumatic.

Rappers trying to act.

Most people don't buy those long loaves of bread you always see in a grocery bag
 
When the director sets the err...setting of a film by showing us a famous landmark, i.e the eiffel tower and then has a caption saying "Paris: France"
 
I hate it when you see someone die in a movie and then the next night you're watching a different, newer movie, and that person is in it pretending to be somebody else.

Hollywood is so fucking fake!
 
When women in porn try to act like they're not getting paid for it.
 
Thousands of bullets being fired and the good guys never getting hit. Like that Schwarzenegger movie when he was skiing away from the bad guys and Tom arnold was trying to pick him up..
 
or when they wake up after sleeping, and start making out......that's just gross

Hell yes it is. But then, they always look amazing first thing in the morning, as well. I have to spend the better part of an hour picking the crust from my eyes when I first wake up. And that is on a good day.
 
One of my biggest pet peeves are those shots of a person sitting in front of a computer and the monitor image is projected onto their face. It's impossible. Shit in a James Bond movie is more realistic but you see it all the time. It makes for a neat looking shot but it drives me nuts.
 
Apparently, on Homeland, terrorist were able to turn off a man's pacemaker.....

give me a break....
 
One of my biggest pet peeves are those shots of a person sitting in front of a computer and the monitor image is projected onto their face. It's impossible. Shit in a James Bond movie is more realistic but you see it all the time. It makes for a neat looking shot but it drives me nuts.

In that same vein, when somebody sits down at a computer, and just types. Just fucking types. Never hits the mouse or anything. And you see the window and they're doing shit that obviously requires the pointer to move.
 
Parking.
There is always an empty one waiting for them just in front of the building where they are going

Bullshit
 
How fast people get high. People take one hit and they're like, "I'm stoned". Also, shit kicks in instantly.
 
How fast people get high. People take one hit and they're like, "I'm stoned". Also, shit kicks in instantly.

Have you tried smoking some of this new stuff on the market? It rocks your world!
 
Have you tried smoking some of this new stuff on the market? It rocks your world!

I haven't smoked in- shit fuck, a year next week. Jesus fuck. I haven't done any drugs in a year?

...I am suddenly uncomfortable. I feel like part of the problem.
 
In that same vein, when somebody sits down at a computer, and just types. Just fucking types. Never hits the mouse or anything. And you see the window and they're doing shit that obviously requires the pointer to move.

I agree, that's very annoying because it's so obviously fake. 20 years ago they could get away with that because most people didn't know any better. No excuse for doing it these days.
 
Thousands of bullets being fired and the good guys never getting hit. Like that Schwarzenegger movie when he was skiing away from the bad guys and Tom arnold was trying to pick him up..

Thats pretty accurate. Takes about 1000 rounds to kill the average soldier in battle.
 
In that same vein, when somebody sits down at a computer, and just types. Just fucking types. Never hits the mouse or anything. And you see the window and they're doing shit that obviously requires the pointer to move.

If you need to use your mouse you don't know how to use a computer. Assuming you're not playing a game there is nothing that can't be accomplished faster and better using just the keyboard. So I guess you should be pissed off that everybody on tv actually knows where there shift, alt and ctrl buttons are.

You know what drives me nuts? How well everybody on television can aim. Trust me the number of people who can run, shoot one handed against moving targets and consistently get head shots is a lot lower than most zombie flicks would have you believe. While we're on the subject why do people like Jack Bauer even bother shooting in half the fights they get into. Sniper takes out your friend/prisoner/whatever from on top of a building. You're armed with a 9mm. Do you run like hell for cover or do you shoot back at someone you can't even see clearly?
 
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