Anyone from the UK?

[KeenVoyeur]

And on that note, I'm off home ... got to do a nice Mushroom Pasta Ragu tonight (luckily just for 2 rather than a whole pub!) then retire to my man cave so the wife can watch whatever shite she likes and my snoring won't disturb her

 

[orangecurious]

Would you like me to help you out Rosie.

Nope. You're sacked, remember?

It turns out trying to bed my entire female workforce isn't good for the company profits.

some say bed the entire workforce, others say improving team bonding.

 

[Yesok1]

They might be double ended ones though

No these are battery operated and don't have double ends. Unless they aren't battery operated.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I'm all in favour of bedding the female workforce or just watching them as they do some Sapphic testing of double-ended Black Mamba dildos ... Now there's a film that needs making!

 

[KeenVoyeur]

No these are battery operated and don't have double ends. Unless they aren't battery operated.

Spoken like an expert in that particular field ...

 

[lingus60]

Knowing Wonky he’ll have both

 

[Yesok1]

I don't know much about donkeys, but when men say they're hung like one, I can only wonder why wonky would need so many black mamba. He's suddenly got this guise of running a shop, I've never seen any mention of before. He's imagining I want to bed his workforce, if he only employs Rosie, he's right, if he's including himself he's wrong. Where's my remuneration up until my day of sacking? Why did I not get to try out any of the sex toys?

 

[lingus60]

Take him to an industrial tribunal… unfair dismissal

 

[orangecurious]

i know some good lawyers, just saying.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I don't know much about donkeys, but when men say they're hung like one, I can only wonder why wonky would need so many black mamba. He's suddenly got this guise of running a shop, I've never seen any mention of before. He's imagining I want to bed his workforce, if he only employs Rosie, he's right, if he's including himself he's wrong. Where's my remuneration up until my day of sacking? Why did I not get to try out any of the sex toys?

This shop has been long established and was set up long before you joined.

I've never claimed I'm hung like a donkey... I AM a donkey. And a handsome one at that.

And I'm not imagining anything. I think the entire room knows you'll be unable to get through the work day without some form of workplace sexual harassment!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Take him to an industrial tribunal… unfair dismissal

Oi! You're meant to be on my side. You're management.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Wow.

 

[Yesok1]

Wow.

Sitting in front of west Croydon tribunal panel.

"OK, what does Donkey say in defence" asks the chair.

donkey replies. "Wow."

Chair. "We find in favour of Yesok1. That's one million pounds."

I accept 1p coins counted and in bags of £1. I hope it doesn't weigh your trousers down.

 

[lingus60]

Oi! You're meant to be on my side. You're management.

Always on your side Wonky! Great to see you back here mate

 

[RosewoodTulip]

So I went away to empty the washer and start tea and be responsible and stuff...

Things have gotten all kinds of strange in my absence

Yes, I'm back on product testing @AWonkyDonkey
Lost count though so I had to start again

 

[orangecurious]

So I went away to empty the washer and start tea and be responsible and stuff...

Things have gotten all kinds of strange in my absence

Yes, I'm back on product testing @AWonkyDonkey
Lost count though so I had to start again

this is why i try and be irresponsible

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

So I went away to empty the washer and start tea and be responsible and stuff...

Things have gotten all kinds of strange in my absence

Yes, I'm back on product testing @AWonkyDonkey
Lost count though so I had to start again

Rosie. You're promoted to the owner.

I'm done with this place.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh, I know you're a donkey, I was just saying donkeys are SUPPOSED to be well hung, according to men.

Stereotyping. I have heard many woman say that “he was hung like a donkey”

So that's why I was wondering why you had so many mambas.

Stock in a pretend shop.

Maybe you're wonky, because of your tiddly winky? Just saying.

Seriously? Didn’t think you liked looking at the male anatomy so cannot understand how you would have any idea

BTW I have the number for ACAS, claiming I'd have sexual harassment complaints, as opposes to actually having them as fact, is work place bullying.

He didn’t say you would have sexual harrassment complaints. He said you wouldn’t be able to get through the day without sexual workplace harrassment. From what I have seen in your posts, I would report you for the sexual harrassment of women

I only fucked my boss at work once, and let his son fuck me outside of work, and wanked in a work toilet once in a career spanning almost 25years. I got a child out of it, too. So if anyone has been sensually harassed it's me.

I don’t think you can bring sexual harassment charges against your own fingers

 

[STrent]

Oi! You're meant to be on my side. You're management.

Management are always in it for themselves…them’s the rules.

 

[lingus60]

Let’s please all huddle. We’re here for fun and relief from daily life. Let’s be supportive and less aggressive… Please!!!

 

[Yesok1]

Stereotyping. I have heard many woman say that “he was hung like a donkey”



Stock in a pretend shop.


Seriously? Didn’t think you liked looking at the male anatomy so cannot understand how you would have any idea


He didn’t say you would have sexual harrassment complaints. He said you wouldn’t be able to get through the day without sexual workplace harrassment. From what I have seen in your posts, I would report you for the sexual harrassment of women


I don’t think you can bring sexual harassment charges against your own fingers

So so confused right now!

 

[Yesok1]

Just thought it was banter, but looks as though it's gone off. I'd better check out for a couple of days.

 

[AmberLGreen]

No need to check out but maybe sometimes realise that the way you banter with some people is a lot more light hearted and less personal than it is with others. Words can hurt even if you don’t mean them to.

 

[STrent]

Let’s please all huddle. We’re here for fun and relief from daily life. Let’s be supportive and less aggressive… Please!!!

I thought I was bantering?

 

[orangecurious]

going to make coffee.... anyone?