EmilyMiller
Good men did nothing
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That’s the one!That young blonde American singer who isn't Taylor Swift, right?
Emily
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That’s the one!That young blonde American singer who isn't Taylor Swift, right?
Right. Who was Hannah Montana which was some kids show I never watched. TIL her dad was Achy Break guy. Who I cursed a lot during my first job, where there was radio on all the time and I had no other music where I was living. So 50% of the time it was him, Kriss Kross and Would I Lie to You... He's not yet forgiven...That’s the one!
Emily
Im just waiting for "The Big Stretch" to come out in theatres...
Dare you to include that line in a story…Wow, I went to take a little nap and thus zucchini has already grown 5 times larger...
Dare you to include that line in a story…
I can't leave you kids alone for a minute. I go to sleep after my night shift, to wake up and find you've pillaged the crisper drawer.
That sounds painful, hun. You should seek medical attention.They've definitely crisped my carrot...
That sounds painful, hun. You should seek medical attention.
Emily
I need better supervision, someone should speak to Laurel…I can't leave you kids alone for a minute. I go to sleep after my night shift, to wake up and find you've pillaged the crisper drawer.
You've heard Miley's latest song? (It seems to be on constant repeat at one of the three radio stations we get here). She more or less said she's now old... No more peeing on Porsches.I've sort of been a Miley Cyrus fan for a while. Not so much her music, but her saucy style. She's fun, and just maybe there's a bit of Miley in some of my FCs. Taylor was cute 10 years ago.
We share a trauma. One summer, a boring office job, and endless repeats of some of the worst songs in history.Who I cursed a lot during my first job, where there was radio on all the time and I had no other music where I was living. So 50% of the time it was him, Kriss Kross and Would I Lie to You... He's not yet forgiven...
I recall a story back in the days of paper, I think by Pat Califia, where two lesbians were stranded in a state where sex shops were illegal, so after some days end up in the produce section of Walmart discussing the merits of carrots vs cucumbers vs courgettes.
In response to both the above posts: I was in an undisclosed Spanish city last autumn and the wife and I encountered a vending machine that sold sex toys. For all your late-night "My random hook-up was a huge disappointment" or "Am I the only single person left on the planet?" needs.I’ve never been brave enough to pack anything when flying…
Zucchero seemed way less suave and exotic once I learnt it was just Italian for sugar.Also: who else thought that "Zucchini" was an Italian singer from the 1980s?
That’s why they invented electric toothbrushes. Not quite the same, I know, but still better than nothing. Unfortunately the newer ones tend to be slimmer and the vibrations aren’t as prominent.I’ve never been brave enough to pack anything when flying…
#669 set aside, especiallyI'm asking for the sake of research, of course. Giving myself more story ideas, to be completed, oh, maybe 10 years from now at my current pace. "Polly Produce."