MagicaPractica
Alchemist
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2004
- Posts
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Waste not the worsted.
I'm sorry, but I just don't have time to knit you socks for Christmas. I'm busy writing these days.
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Waste not the worsted.
I'm sorry, but I just don't have time to knock your socks off for Christmas. I'm busy writhing these days.
I think I may be able to accommodate both at the same time.
Meow! It likes getting pet on its rear-end?
Hey Joe Biden?....
No one even cares about me.
Aw, don't keep your hard-on to yourself. Everybody here wants you to share.
Well, as long as you put it in all the way. . .
I feel sorry for anyone doing anybody's butt...
Don't be so righteous; many people like snails!
But they're so shiny!
Don't be seduced by Cheap Trick, dear.
Damn policeman caught Sonja though, am I right?
I love her.
That rhinoceros has only had three other mates besides her.
Sometimes Quality Inn is a hit or miss.
It’s always been a mission to leave a man found in my bed dead tired afterwards.
And it makes you a very public mate, I’m sure.
Is there something wrong with swearing in a Subway at lunch hour?
When I asked for some sex in Italian, I didn't mean a damn witch.
What did you think streaking meant?
It's a little bold to take all your rants outside.
I don't think I'm disproportionate to the other me. It's simply my bipolar state.
You may have been mis-diaphragmed. Dr. House isn't a an actual gynecologist.
Hi-C. That could explain my bloated belly.