Tio_Narratore
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If I was Mousterian, I'd probably have even more flintknapping fantasies than I already do.
You're my kind of gal! Neanderthal all the way!
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If I was Mousterian, I'd probably have even more flintknapping fantasies than I already do.
This is not the type of work I thought you were soliciting when you pulled up to my street corner.You're my kind of gal! Gleaned and hauled all the hay!
This is not the type of work I thought I'd be doing when you interviewed me, it's 2019 why am I using a typewriter at candlight?
The end times are nigh.
My dear, it's best you repair.
The less the alphabet
soup people know, the better.
I haven't orgasmed yet, store security can fuck off, I'm going to sit here on this couch with my vibrator until I'm good and pleased.
MP for goodness sakes you can't do that in Sears, they're closing.
Well, it's not my fault... .
But it is MP: Trump is all your fault.
Sigh. I won't accept no.
Yes! My wives and I are happily married.
I'm glad you liked the cake I baked you, but I need payment now. I take everything except for Discover card.
I don't want you to have anything to do with my futon!
I can touch who ever I want, I'm an important guy, I just grab them by the pussy.
Well, okay, but there's just you and me so far, Who else should we invite?Perhaps the party theme should be Tea for Three?
Well, okay, but there's just you in me so far, Who else should we invite?
WHAT kind of play are you thinking of?
Big Mac or chicken nuggets, what should I buy?
I prefer Mamet's plays, a superior product, after all it is less antiquated.
Stop that this instance! NEVER do that in public, you're disgusting, I'm trying to buy beef jerky, ASSHOLE!!!!!!
You're not part of our choir, you're not going to stick it to the sexy nun, you're disrobing, you're masturbating, and you're no lady!
Can I take a few stroke against you, friend?
We are HOT for the goo of friends. So, please do.
Time for...?
Hey! Keep your hands off my parents!
You can't expect her to respect you now; you're immobilized!
It's cute when you're strung out.