I Am Average

[SpeareChucker]

I Am Average

I have an average height.
I have an average weight.
I possess the average eye color.
I have a median-priced property.
I live in a house of a popular color.
I have accumulated average wealth.
I drive one of the most-sold vehicles.
I read a book in about two and a half days.
My intelligence would best be described as common.
My penis is of average length, diameter and circumference.

Of course, at Lit, this puts me in the bottom quintile looking up.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You need to break out your DCL alt again and tell us all about your amazing wondemousness . . . .







Paid Posting 101

 

[SpeareChucker]

My DCL alt is just average.



It used to be golden...

 

[Kantarii]

You are looking at yourself too much. Take a minute to look beyond what you see in yourself and then maybe you’ll realize it isn’t that important to anyone else but yourself. Kant

 

[SpeareChucker]

Oh, I have only the most average of interest vested in me.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Don't strive simply for mundane.



That would be tragic . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

I'm just trying to keep an even keel here.


Sometimes I feel like I'm on a barge though...

 

[saintcero]

so would you be a Libra also?

 

[SpeareChucker]

I have no idea.

I have a passing interest in the sciences.

 

[bbx56]

You were avg

You have become

Below Avg

 

[SpeareChucker]

I thought I said that.

Implied it. Too subtle???

 

[jomar]

You are looking at yourself too much. Take a minute to look beyond what you see in yourself and then maybe you’ll realize it isn’t that important to anyone else but yourself. Kant

You’re overthinking it.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm more handsomer than the average fella.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I might even own the average number of guns...



Johnny, just because you still have teeth, consider your neighborhood.

 

[Kantarii]

You’re overthinking it.

Probably. A lack of sleep tends to do that sometimesKant

 

[HisArpy]

Think of it this way; be thankful you are average because your position is at the very pinnacle of the bell curve. This gives you the best view of everyone else.

 

[InsightRiot]

SpeareChucker, are you fishing for compliments?

 

[RobDownSouth]

I have an average weight.

6 feet tall and 240 pounds is a BMI of 32. You're obese and way above "average".

My intelligence would best be described as common.

Pop quiz Housesquaw!

1) One times anything equals one. True or False?
2) One Dollar, One Quarter, One Nickel and One Penney equals?

 

[HisArpy]

6 feet tall and 240 pounds is a BMI of 32. You're obese and way above "average".

Pop quiz Housesquaw!

1) One times anything equals one. True or False?

A: False. One times "anything" = anything. One times "one" = one.

2) One Dollar, One Quarter, One Nickel and One Penney equals?

A: A pocketful of coins.

 

[Rightguide]

SpeareChucker, are you fishing for compliments?

He's trying to skewer the below average over inflated carp swimming in the shallows.

 

[Rightguide]

A: False. One times "anything" = anything. One times "one" = one.



A: A pocketful of coins.

Rob "Stuck in the past" Downsouth goes back 8 friggin' years to hassle Spearchucker.

 

[Adre]

6 feet tall and 240 pounds is a BMI of 32. You're obese and way above "average".

But it’s solid muscle. He said so.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Rob "Stuck in the past" Downsouth goes back 8 friggin' years to hassle Spearchucker.

Doesn't your account have a registration date of 2017?

 

[Rightguide]

Doesn't your account have a registration date of 2017?

So? Doesn't stop me from following Rob's link that is years old.

 

[von_Bismarck]

So? Doesn't stop me from following Rob's link that is years old.

That link goes back five years.