Justadesperatewifeandmom
digital demi-god
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For the first time in a long time I have broadcast TV in my house. I can't recall the last time I had cable that delivered anything but data to a modem. That's an FYI because many TV references are lost on me. Some would argue Steve Irwin had a decent score on the dumbass meter. He didn't let them bite him but some still did.
From my personal experience there are no good drugs you get for free simply for aging. You've still got to go out and find them and pay for them like you did in your youth. Sure, I pay doctors now rather than Squinty Joe but it's still all about finding a source and the Benjamins.
No, I meant the comedian. But a properly marinated audience is a big help.
Cheers
We usually watch online ourselves. For many years I only had off air, so I watched a lot of PBS. And yeah, this guy, while Steve Irwin esque spends more a good amount of time in purposeful pain. Wonder what type of scorpion sting hurts the worst, well he has tested to find out lol.
So you are telling me good drugs is not a plus to age, well hell, I am not getting old then. I don't want to hunt down college kids lol.
Audience is always best tipsy.
Hopefully a lot of bouncing and swaying.
I'd expect as much.
That could come in handy next time you're negotiating a pay raise with your boss.
A skill which is probably not listed in your current job description.
Or if you prefer to do it mafia-style you can say: That's a cute nose you have there boss.
It would be a shame if it got smashed by one of these but the bras to keep them contained are getting so expensive these days...
Haha. Now I want to actually try threatening someone with my tits.
I am under your power... more so!
Send wine and dark chocolate
Damn! I guess the guy version would be helicopter penis LOL.
Lol. But the sound effects probably wouldn't be near as entertaining.