Captainnumnuts
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Yes, but it's really FINE shit. Finest kind. Number one, no wait, number two.Why, that's nothing but a bag of shit!
Yes, but did you really FIND it?
What are you implying?
I said, did you harrow it?
Still a little surly to plant the kisses there.
You must be older than me.We used to call those sing-along records "Twitch Along With Mitch".
You must be bolder than me.
Are you a lady or a Tom boy?!
Chess anyone?
You fat cat millionaires and billionaires should be ashamed of yourselves, your businesses steal from the poor!
You gotta pay to play the game.
Yes, I'm willing to sell my SOUL!
Ewww, just, ewwwww.Jesus, you really want Justin Bieber that bad?
Aw, shucks. I had visions of recreating the a 60s road trip, toke smoke and all.Sorry, hon. We can't get an old VW Van. Too hard to repair.
I had visions of some numb nut coming back.
I'll get around to it.
Here, I happen to have a "Round Fruit." You can have it!
Fuck you, stop touching me.
Fair enough, you can't blame a girl for trying.I just don't feel any chemistry. Could you stop licking my throat?
Um, no. Reciprocity is real.Sure, no problem. No means no, but . . . I want your hands in my pants!
I got pepper sprayed!
Lions and Tigers and Bears. Oh my!
Turn the Symbion's dial up to 11, honey. That should do the trick. Boost the thermostat a little, too.None of which makes me sweat.
The Silurian diet? I don't enjoy fossil hunting.