ilovetoeat42
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Bravo!!! And YUMMY!
Hell yes!
Can I reward you your points in chocolate?
Wine please. Less whine more wine is for sure needed.
So, do I get points for surfing lit and posting a quick nip pic while at a 5 year olds birthday party. Yeah my day. First you know it is going to be an awesome day when you have to take your kid to a birthday party. Next even better is when you arrive you get asked if you are Brittany's mom. Brittany is a mother of another child. In their defense it is a redneck birthday party full of 4 and 5 year olds, so that means the moms at the party are 20 to 23 mostly, so their moms are younger than me or my age. So completely valid mistake I guess. Anyway, hanging out with kids and moms in a field in 85 degree weather isn't so bad. Why don't they serve alcohol at kids birthday parties? It would really help.
Anyway sneaky nip pic is the best I can do.
Thank you.
Yippie slutty mommy points.
Now chit chatting with the person my age...and yup damn if he isn't the grand dad of one of my kids classmate and brought that classmate today lol. Wondering if he has beer in his truck and if it is polite to ask haha. I could pour it into my sports bottle.
So, do I get points for surfing lit and posting a quick nip pic while at a 5 year olds birthday party. Yeah my day. First you know it is going to be an awesome day when you have to take your kid to a birthday party. Next even better is when you arrive you get asked if you are Brittany's mom. Brittany is a mother of another child. In their defense it is a redneck birthday party full of 4 and 5 year olds, so that means the moms at the party are 20 to 23 mostly, so their moms are younger than me or my age. So completely valid mistake I guess. Anyway, hanging out with kids and moms in a field in 85 degree weather isn't so bad. Why don't they serve alcohol at kids birthday parties? It would really help.
Anyway sneaky nip pic is the best I can do.
So, do I get points for surfing lit and posting a quick nip pic while at a 5 year olds birthday party. Yeah my day. First you know it is going to be an awesome day when you have to take your kid to a birthday party. Next even better is when you arrive you get asked if you are Brittany's mom. Brittany is a mother of another child. In their defense it is a redneck birthday party full of 4 and 5 year olds, so that means the moms at the party are 20 to 23 mostly, so their moms are younger than me or my age. So completely valid mistake I guess. Anyway, hanging out with kids and moms in a field in 85 degree weather isn't so bad. Why don't they serve alcohol at kids birthday parties? It would really help.
Anyway sneaky nip pic is the best I can do.
http://i.imgur.com/eFgljF4m.jpg
All right. Get ready to chug. You need to set an embarrassing example for all these kids.
20 points to Syltherin
You sneaky mommy you... definitely enjoyed it though. Thanks for the sneaky nip pic
Served alcohol at every birthday party we ever threw. Had a cooler just for beer right on the deck.
You are invited to my kids birthdays, I give great party gifts!
You had to nip off for a quick nip slip exposure. Well done you.
So, I ordered some clothes from Sears, came in yesterday. one item was a print 1/2 sleeved tshirt (my normal style). Well they sent the wrong thing (they do a lot, I see why they have business issues) But I like to take what life throws at me, because sometimes you don't even know you needed something until it is there. most of my best experiences in life were so not planned. As for sears, last wrong thing they sent, I had ordered flaired leg yoga pants, and they sent me tight capris and they actually looked kind of cute on me.
so rocking a blouse today for the first time in forever. as expected it is both too big and too small, ugh, but I have decided to have a little fun. I am going to wear it like this all day and see if anyone notices. it is tuesday after all.
oh and since it is Tuesday. Happy tuesday.
So, do I get points for surfing lit and posting a quick nip pic while at a 5 year olds birthday party. Yeah my day. First you know it is going to be an awesome day when you have to take your kid to a birthday party. Next even better is when you arrive you get asked if you are Brittany's mom. Brittany is a mother of another child. In their defense it is a redneck birthday party full of 4 and 5 year olds, so that means the moms at the party are 20 to 23 mostly, so their moms are younger than me or my age. So completely valid mistake I guess. Anyway, hanging out with kids and moms in a field in 85 degree weather isn't so bad. Why don't they serve alcohol at kids birthday parties? It would really help.
Anyway sneaky nip pic is the best I can do.
You TOTALLY get points ... and my undying admiration ... *grin*So, do I get points for surfing lit and posting a quick nip pic while at a 5 year olds birthday party. Yeah my day. First you know it is going to be an awesome day when you have to take your kid to a birthday party. Next even better is when you arrive you get asked if you are Brittany's mom. Brittany is a mother of another child. In their defense it is a redneck birthday party full of 4 and 5 year olds, so that means the moms at the party are 20 to 23 mostly, so their moms are younger than me or my age. So completely valid mistake I guess. Anyway, hanging out with kids and moms in a field in 85 degree weather isn't so bad. Why don't they serve alcohol at kids birthday parties? It would really help.
Anyway sneaky nip pic is the best I can do.
So, do I get points for surfing lit and posting a quick nip pic while at a 5 year olds birthday party. Yeah my day. First you know it is going to be an awesome day when you have to take your kid to a birthday party. Next even better is when you arrive you get asked if you are Brittany's mom. Brittany is a mother of another child. In their defense it is a redneck birthday party full of 4 and 5 year olds, so that means the moms at the party are 20 to 23 mostly, so their moms are younger than me or my age. So completely valid mistake I guess. Anyway, hanging out with kids and moms in a field in 85 degree weather isn't so bad. Why don't they serve alcohol at kids birthday parties? It would really help.
Anyway sneaky nip pic is the best I can do.
Late to the party. But the pink shirt series is so fucking gorgeous.
Any openings at your firm ? I didn't mean the other opening that you showed us, but well loved that one too.
With the kind of amazing pics you give us, all of us owe you a special tribute thread lol
But thank you for the lovely pics.
Love the naughty play at a kids birthday party.
You TOTALLY get points ... and my undying admiration ... *grin*
Were you in your car or in the field?
mmm would love to play with that
So, do I get points for surfing lit and posting a quick nip pic while at a 5 year olds birthday party. Yeah my day. First you know it is going to be an awesome day when you have to take your kid to a birthday party.
Just awesome....
Just awesome....
Love the free attitude and amazing photos.
Could suck on that all day!!
Lovely nails too
So for today's picture, I think I will go with slutty picture fails. Well, I have already mentioned I am a walking pinterest fail. I have also said I am out of slutty picture ideas, so why not turn to the internet and probably fail
ok cute naked girl in apron. one I happened to grab
me, ok, I can be all slutty Donna fucking Reed. I'll even cook too. hum shouldn't these straps go around my waist. well it was like a buck, so I assume made in China, the women in China are short, I am probably an Amazon compared to them (I am not really tall, I'm 5'7" ok sometimes I go with 5'6". yeah years, inches, and pounds all sometimes get shaved off in my head.)
anyway
maybe that too high waist tie will keep the girls in check, can i cook like this?
nope, I moved, girls win.
well at least I can still badly cook.
and for today's rambling. you know you probably spend too much time on lit when you actually first heard a news story here. granted, it was just the dumb story that a kid was investigated for terroristic threats because commenting the radical symbol kind of looked like a gun. yeah I found it funny. real school shootings not funny, crazy overreaction to nothing, funny. That of course reminds me of what I think was the funniest...the Fresh Prince of Bel Air not terroristic threats. omg, I shouldn't still find that one funny, but yeah, If i was his friend, I'd still be picking on him (as well as if i was friends with anyone that heard it and just didn't understand and escalated to that being treated as a threat.) omg it is will smith. how can you not get it.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed today's tour through the random thoughts in my head.
As long as we can see your ass in your naked apron, it doesn't matter how badly you cook, right?
Please Feel free to come cook something badly for me in that apron.