MagicaPractica
Alchemist
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2004
- Posts
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I have to pay for the wedding?! Okay,
I guess it's better than getting married myself.
Agreed.
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I have to pay for the wedding?! Okay,
I guess it's better than getting married myself.
I always knew you were a practical wench.A stitch in time saves return shipping costs.
I always knew you were practically a wench.
I'm some kinda tool, but I don't know which.
Need nose pliers, maybe?
I have reached an age when hair starts sprouting out of unexpected places.
Who bribed you, and with what?My term on the National Misery Commission was quite rewarding.
Can I bribe you, and with what?
Chocolate, coffee, tart red wine, and whiskey.
Doggoneit . . . I was only one word away from falling in love.
I have secret depths you are aching to explore.
Oh, I have caused more misery than I can stand.
Go into the closet and talk to Father Mike.
Yeah, I tried rubbing a good Catholic on me, but it didn't seem to take.
Never let the possibility of failure slip from your mind when making love.
Never let the possibility of failure slip from your mind when making love.
There's more than one . . . or two . . . or three ways to induce an orgasm.Performance anxiety keeps me from even trying! .
You learn something new every day!
I have an extreme fear of frying.I do keep frying. . . .
I am lily white.
I turn to willies, too.
I find comfort where I can.
I haven't read that many of your posts
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Actually, I'm a sociopathic sexual opportunist. I hope you didn't read this one.