The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVIII: Suffering Sappho!

[Aquagal]

I'll be in wine country next week, but damn if I'll be posting while there.

 

[trysail]

Another big goddamn snake on the bike path.

What the bloody hell is going on? I've seen more big snakes this year than I've seen in all the years I've been cycling that path.



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[HarryHill]

Ask science

 

[TwinkleStars]

I do not care what color your skin is. I really don't. You could be purple with green spots, as long as we got along and we enjoyed each others company, your skin color wouldn't phase me.
So, if I don't want to talk with you then move on. Don't call me a racist bitch when you don't even know me. Ignorant prick.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Stranger, still, when snapping turtles the size of coffee tables start wandering around in droves.

(I am almost certain, that there is a name for a crowd of snapping turtles.)

 

[adrina]

I do not care what color your skin is. I really don't. You could be purple with green spots, as long as we got along and we enjoyed each others company, your skin color wouldn't phase me.
So, if I don't want to talk with you then move on. Don't call me a racist bitch when you don't even know me. Ignorant prick.

I prefer the orange ones with purple stars myself. A bit more rare - you know, the star formation - but worth the search.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Another big goddamn snake on the bike path.

What the bloody hell is going on? I've seen more big snakes this year than I've seen in all the years I've been cycling that path.



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You must be biking in wine country.

 

[HarryHill]

Stranger, still, when snapping turtles the size of coffee tables start wandering around in droves.

(I am almost certain, that there is a name for a crowd of snapping turtles.)

..
A fucking herd of hurt

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Those necks have a long reach. I have seen an exhibition of snapping power.

"Ireland's Dan Martin was pipped by world champion Peter Sagan and Australian Michael Matthews the third stage of the Tour de France, a 212.5-km ride from Verviers in Belgium, as he took third in an uphill sprint finish."

Le Tour de France
Sprint incroyable de @petosagan, surpuissant pour s'imposer devant @blingmatthews / What a sprint from Sagan, so much power!

11:43 AM - 3 Jul 2017

 

[pointless]

i like riding my bike. it's fun and it's good exercise. watching a bunch of strangers riding bikes in silly helmets and spandex, however, is really fucking boring.

 

[adrina]

So... just as a tip. When you go to reupholster your dining room chairs, it is a really really good idea to first make sure you have the right sized staples. Just a thought. One of those little things really.

Else, you'll have to make a run to yon home improvement/hardware store. So you can, ya know, have the right sized staples.

Sigh.

Damn good thing I have a sense of humor. Cuz I don't have sit-able dining room chairs right now.... haaaaaa.....

 

[TwinkleStars]

I prefer the orange ones with purple stars myself. A bit more rare - you know, the star formation - but worth the search.

I like the dark blue with stars and moons all over them. They're so huggles.

 

[Pookie]

Are we there yet?

Not that there's anything wrong with here.

 

[adrina]

I like the dark blue with stars and moons all over them. They're so huggles.

Ahhh yes a rare breed indeed.

 

[spacekowboy]

If pookie posted her fantabulous backside it might move faster.

 

[Wings]

Come lay your head on my thigh.


Just don't fucking complain about it.

 

[Pookie]

If pookie posted her fantabulous backside it might move faster.

You really want me to show my ass? Like go both cheeks?

 

[Saint Peter]

double ham press

 

[Ms_Ann]

You really want me to show my ass? Like go both cheeks?

I don't have a 54" monitor.

 

[MonaLittle]

To whomever names the next ISO thread -

I highly recommend "Red, White & Blew" ---for obvious reasons.


*flagemoji*

 

[Saint Peter]

MonaHornDog

 

[lovetoread]

i love yall but i hate the 5000th post rush

 

[Pookie]

double ham press

The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Butt Crack Mountain

 

[Saint Peter]

i love yall but i hate the 5000th post rush

Alright.


See ya tomorrow.

 

[Wings]

Alright.


See ya tomorrow.

Don't you dare leave.