Joe_Bob_Gautama
Sporadically lucid
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2010
- Posts
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Am I high?
Jesus Christ, this isn't the kind of weed I used to smoke. My limbs feel purple and I want to . . . I forget . . . stop looking at me!
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Am I high?
Jesus Christ . . . stop looking at me!
I am not myself today. What would Jesus do?
Maybe it's time to clock out and have a drink before something bad happens.
I agree, yes you can have it.
Yeah! I always wanted three kids.
Do they let you keep cats or Thai prostitutes in your apartment?
Strangely, I'm not allowed to have a farmer, but there's no clause in the lease about the goats.
How human!
At least it's mutual, that's something.
But is it simply taste or outright disgust?
Tasty, I guess, and there seems to be little sugar to cause cavities here.
That's because I strip off everything for either Steve or my brother, even my cronies.
Fuck off!
Your my first!
That was your first time ever, right?
Um, can I yeah, sure. well see your *ahem* nOw.
You're having the tattoo put where?
I haven't really orgasmed yet.
I think you should die.
Was it okay for you?
I think you shouldn't do that!
Um, normally I'm not hypercritical but if I said I didn't come .. .well . . .
What? Who did I do now?!
You have no memory?
They tell me it's nymphomania. Sadly, I can't even remember how many i've done.
I'll bet you are a great Dane!