Eyer the sex offender apologist

I am the biggest eyer enabler around.

I would also like to be a white friend of smooth but I can't because I'd bring baby daddy drama.

At least you being on my list is clear cut here.

So if my "baby daddy" isn't on Lit does that mean I don't have baby daddy drama? I'm confused by the rules of baby daddy drama.

You have been warned!!! You're one step away from being added to that list.

What if I tap dance? Does that count as stepping? Because now all I want to do is tap dance around....
 
I knew I shouldn't have let you take that last pill. You thought't I said Robitussin? The fuck?

Been studying hard?

I've been getting mostly A's in this class but it's kind of easy. But now I'm afraid that if I quit the 'Tussin my grades will drop.
 
Why would I ask someone else about your intimate relationship with the convicted sex offender?

Because your fellow playgrounder cunt Wings, who actually had an "intimate relationship with the convicted sex offender", has "a PM from Grace"...

...she hasn't twatted you yet?
 
There's no crying in baseball.

There are no rules about baby daddy drama.

Lol - Well, I think there IS crying in baseball. Have you ever been hit by the baseball? It hurts, damn it!

And as a recently separated woman, I am definitely learning there are no rules about baby daddy drama! :rolleyes:
 
Oh Wings, you're such a playgrounder cunt.

I sure am, eyer. I sure am.


Although I wonder why you like your name in my mouth so often, I mean it's okay to long for attention from me but when you try shoving your name in my mouth it's just rolling around in there with my husband's cum. I guess maybe you have latent tendencies and that's also just fine.

Since you like lounging in a ginger man's sperm so badly I'll let you know when the best time is.
 
Because your fellow playgrounder cunt Wings, who actually had an "intimate relationship with the convicted sex offender", has "a PM from Grace"...

...she hasn't twatted you yet?

Eeyore, did Grace, the convicted sex offender, send you naked pictures of herself or sexual texts/PMs?
 
Eyer does Twitter? :eek:

What's that called, then?

Tweyer?

Eywitter?


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Eeyore, did Grace, the convicted sex offender, send you naked pictures of herself or sexual texts/PMs?

Lukatehisowndyk, have you, a paroled child molester and playgrounder cunt, managed to stay outside of your proscribed 1000 ft. limit from schoolyards/playgrounds?
 
I am the biggest eyer enabler around.

I would also like to be a white friend of smooth but I can't because I'd bring baby daddy drama.

At least you being on my list is clear cut here.

I would also like you to be a white friend of mines.
 
I've been getting mostly A's in this class but it's kind of easy. But now I'm afraid that if I quit the 'Tussin my grades will drop.

If that's the case, you need Tussionex. That tuss, will turn those mostly A's into guarantee A's.
 
Eyer sure is verklempt over people knowing about his intimate relationship with the convicted sex offender Grace.

The sloppy defensiveness on his part when he's usually as stiff and crisp as the pubic hairs of an unwashed porn star after a gangbang session must mean something.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

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