Dear Mike Yates, we get it, you like an ugly blonde girl

[Garnate]

Haha omg. For like the first time NN tries to make a thread that compares to almost every single snarky thread everyone else has made and you stomp the shit out of him. Haaaaaa that'll teach him.

Be nice always, NN! She's totally hot enough for Mike to make thread after thread about and talk about her nonstop. What in the ever-loving fuck is wrong with you?? Go sit in the corner, ya fuck.

 

[JudasIscariot]

She got tats and she just looks sexier overall.

I agree, gone from girl next door who will ways your time to looking like a freak.

It's the best kind of progression.

 

[Mike_Yates]

(left-to-right) she went from sweet and innocent girl next door to pornstar material.

Her face in the 2nd photo is saying "fuck me!" and perhaps that's exactly what ensued shortly after the pic was taken.

 

[dolf]

Haha omg. For like the first time NN tries to make a thread that compares to almost every single snarky thread everyone else has made and you stomp the shit out of him. Haaaaaa that'll teach him.

Be nice always, NN! She's totally hot enough for Mike to make thread after thread about and talk about her nonstop. What in the ever-loving fuck is wrong with you?? Go sit in the corner, ya fuck.

there are a billion ways to beat on mike.
the old 'attack their womenfolk!' cliché sucks balls.

 

[Garnate]

there are a billion ways to beat on mike.
the old 'attack their womenfolk!' cliché sucks balls.

I'll attack YOU, young lady.


Mouth attacks. Prepare thine self.

 

[dolf]

knickers round ankles and legs akimbo!

 

[Garnate]

knickers round ankles and legs akimbo!

Well shit! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

 

[Mike_Yates]

Given her weird fetishes and STAGGERING sexual resume, It's extremely likely that extremely graphic pornographic photos and possibly videos of dear Heathyr exist for the viewing, sexual gratification, and masturbatory purposes of her significant other.

I'm talking about pics of fellatio, cunnilingus, dildo insertion in all holes, cum, female ejaculation, tit fucking, dick throating, anal beads, body fluids, piss, scat, etc...

Think of the most graphic, extreme, and hardcore porn you can possibly imagine and then put Heathyr into it.

 

[Garnate]

It's extremely likely that extremely graphic pornographic photos and possibly videos of Heathyr exist for the viewing, sexual gratification, and masturbatory purposes of her significant other.

Do you forget where you are right now? If she's not getting air-tight by a pack of dogs, who the fuck cares?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Sweet innocent-looking little girl, you would never suspect that she was a cum-guzzling slut.

 

[Garnate]

Sweet innocent-looking little girl, you would never suspect that she was a cum-guzzling slut.

I actually haven't seen a single pic of her that makes her look sweet or innocent.

 

[JudasIscariot]

Sweet innocent-looking little girl, you would never suspect that she was a cum-guzzling slut.

Just 3 more tugs I'm guessing

 

[Garnate]

Maybe it's the platinum hair or eyeliner (Of course it's the eyeliner. Wtf else would it be?), but if you stuck her in a nun's habit and photographed her feeding starving children in Africa, I'd still look at her and think "That bitch likes the D".



Because I have a functioning brain.

 

[dolf]

blonde womens with eyeliner, you say?

 

[Not Normal]

Its a joke thread to get a rise outta Mike. I never thought it would have ANY traction.

I'm sure the "famous" girl who spells her name funny is a lovely human.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I actually haven't seen a single pic of her that makes her look sweet or innocent.

She is in some of these photos.

Who would ever have thought that she's actually had miles upon miles of dick up inside of her?

 

[Garnate]

blonde womens with eyeliner, you say?

We all love the D.

 

[Garnate]

She is in some of these photos.

No, she isn't.

 

[dolf]

Its a joke thread to get a rise outta Mike. I never thought it would have ANY traction.

I'm sure the "famous" girl who spells her name funny is a lovely human.

I don't care if she's lovely or a complete cunt. that's not the point.
the point is the shitty way society gets to men by attacking women, the way women are always attacked on looks and promiscuity, and that i'm butthurt because I thought you were super neato cool & shit.

We all love the D.

d for dolf.

 

[Mike_Yates]

According to her fetlife profile, she is a "pansexual" which means the following.

Quoted from wikipedia.

"Pansexuality, or omnisexuality, is sexual attraction, sexual desire, romantic love, or emotional attraction toward people of any sex or gender identity. Self-identified pansexuals may consider pansexuality a sexual orientation, and refer to themselves as gender-blind, asserting that gender and sex are insignificant or irrelevant in determining whether they will be sexually attracted to others.

Pansexuality rejects the gender binary, the "notion of two genders and indeed of specific sexual orientations", as pansexual people are open to relationships with people who do not identify as strictly men or women."

 

[Garnate]

According to her fetlife profile, she is a "pansexual" which means the following.

Quoted from wikipedia.

"Pansexuality, or omnisexuality, is sexual attraction, sexual desire, romantic love, or emotional attraction toward people of any sex or gender identity. Self-identified pansexuals may consider pansexuality a sexual orientation, and refer to themselves as gender-blind, asserting that gender and sex are insignificant or irrelevant in determining whether they will be sexually attracted to others.

Pansexuality rejects the gender binary, the "notion of two genders and indeed of specific sexual orientations", as pansexual people are open to relationships with people who do not identify as strictly men or women."

You're shocked by something you read on her FETLIFE PROFILE.


k den.

 

[JudasIscariot]

It's all in the eyes with her.

Looking at them older pics, she is dressed and looks innocent but her eyes are not.

She has great eyes, eyes that tell you the answer without words.

 

[Wings]

My Fetlife profile says I like the buttstuff too. So what.

 

[Mike_Yates]

It's all in the eyes with her.

Looking at them older pics, she is dressed and looks innocent but her eyes are not.

She has great eyes, eyes that tell you the answer without words.

Yes, there is something very unique about her eyes that tell you she is a sexual beast.

In fact, I have a photo of just her eyes. They appear much larger and wider than normal.



The eyes are the windows to the soul, and her soul is both beautiful and horrifying beyond measure!

 

[JudasIscariot]

My Fetlife profile says I like the buttstuff too. So what.

At least you even know what fetlife is.

I got the impression it was the sell by date on feta cheese.

Given I had not read the message just seen that word.