Applications here please

[evesdream]

Please consider this my application to the hall of butt hurt.
Any takers?

 

[neci]

*signs the line*

 

[JohnnySavage]

 

[Killswitch]

I second.

And looked at the pic twice too.

 

[ShyGuy1855]

Please consider this my application to the hall of butt hurt.
Any takers?

I humbly volunteer my services

 

[Disgustipated]

You need to do this more often. Also, I want to spank your monkey.

 

[yossi]

I'm going to rest my cheek against eve's cheek.

 

[neci]

hot damn.

 

[Disgustipated]

Asswich

 

[snugglestruggle]

Please consider this my application to the hall of butt hurt.
Any takers?

Your application is approved!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Please consider this my application to the hall of butt hurt.
Any takers?

You call that an ass? ROBDOWNSOUTH is a bigger ass than what you got.

 

[anchoredinocean]

Hold on, lemme go shave my ass.

 

[thør]

Nice books, eve.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Oh my...

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I have no idea what ya'll are on about but I'm thrilled. I've been a secret admirer of Eve's for some time now and just last night I sat bolt upright in bed....my heart was pounding...hormones racing, I succumbed to my uncontrollable animalistic side and became the werebear. My memory, only flashes of chaos and violence.

Once it was all over I would sadly acknowledge a pairing between us was simply too dangerous for Eve. I dared to think of a better compliment to her than myself. Never in a million years could I have imagined. I referred to you as Yosseeve in my diary entry today.

With love....

The Last of the International Funboys

 

[islandman]

I regret to announce that I am unable to post a pic at this time as am unable to accomplish a reach-around with the phone.

I haz the sads.

 

[Mr Noone]

Nice books, eve.

Magnificent books.

 

[thør]

I'm going to rest my cheek against eve's cheek.

Thank you for the perspective.

 

[thør]

Magnificent books.

Whatever you say, Topper.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Please consider this my application to the hall of butt hurt.
Any takers?

Glorious orbs, petal.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Magnificent books.

If I looked like that I wouldn't fucking pick up a book. I'd stay home and stare at my arse all day.

 

[Lasher]

This isn't quite what I meant when I proposed the GeeBee Hall of Butt Hurt.

This is better.

 

[The Greek]

I'm going to rest my cheek against eve's cheek.

Mmmmm....lucky Eve

 

[evesdream]

I'm going to rest my cheek against eve's cheek.

That's the spirit!

Applications are still open, y'all...

I have no idea what ya'll are on about but I'm thrilled. I've been a secret admirer of Eve's for some time now and just last night I sat bolt upright in bed....my heart was pounding...hormones racing, I succumbed to my uncontrollable animalistic side and became the werebear. My memory, only flashes of chaos and violence.

Once it was all over I would sadly acknowledge a pairing between us was simply too dangerous for Eve. I dared to think of a better compliment to her than myself. Never in a million years could I have imagined. I referred to you as Yosseeve in my diary entry today.

With love....

The Last of the International Funboys

Pathos, bathos, peril you've got it all IFB how could I have been so blind?

 

[RobDownSouth]

You call that an ass? ROBDOWNSOUTH is a bigger ass than what you got.

I just took a pic of my ass and compared it to evesdream's. Her ass is bigger, and much firmer than mine.