MaxSmith
Yes, that was sarcasm.
- Joined
- Sep 17, 2012
- Posts
- 4,085
Nope.
HYE gotten (or given) road head?
Yes... Given.
HYE gotten onto lit at work?
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Nope.
HYE gotten (or given) road head?
Yes... Given.
HYE gotten onto lit at work?
Often
HYE been into an incestuous relationship
No
HYE been involved with someone of the same sex?
No.
HYE laughed so hard (as an adult) that you snorted soda from your nose.
no, i tend to snort cocaine instead....haha
have you ever flashed anyone while sitting in a traffic jam?
No
HYE been riding a motorcycle through a traffic jam and couldn't resist tickling the feet of a strange woman sticking out the passenger window (it was worth it just for the shriek. )
That's oddly specific, so no.
Have you ever masturbated while stuck in traffic?
No.
HYE gotten caught by the cops giving/getting a blowjob in traffic?
never caught in traffic...
HYE thought you saw a woman make the "journey down" in a car that was in front of you on a street or freeway?
Yes
HYE flashed a total stranger ?
Nope. Waaaaay too risky for a dude.
HYE locked yourself out naked? (accidentally or otherwise)
No.
HYE had sex at a major sporting event?
No.
HYE greeted or been greeted in only an overcoat at the airport?
Not yet.
Have you ever been playing with your SO in the car and had to pull over to finish things off?
Yes that happens.
HYE played in a car with two guys/gals
Yes, when I had my pickup truck it was the best with a big wide bench seat.
HYE had sex in the bed of a pickup?
If an old school Suburban counts, then yes (it had those big wide bench seats too, oh woe bucket back sets. Sob)
HYE had sex in a sporty Japanese coupe?
No never.
HYE been told that pork is bad for the wit
Never
HYE been told to take a merry trip down the brimstone path to the everlasting bonfire?
Yes in fact each time I was asked to walk that path I used to tango .
HYE been told it does not need two to tango any more ?
Nope. Always thought you needed 2. Guess I'm a traditionalist.
HYE read some questions here and wondered wtf?
yes, just like this one
HYE desperately lusted after someone although there was not even the slightest of hope of getting together?