Aurimaz
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I know that Literotica has HUNDREDS of zombie-related stories. I checked that just now. However, they all are in a horror section and that means, all these stories are bloody, bizarre and probably with a very nasty endings. No fun 
So I thought - what would you say about crazy zombie comedy?
Let's say, we have one "healthy" zombie, who wakes up in a morgue, killed by his ex-girlfriend. His name is George (but you can choose other name, if you hate George). He has all memories, he remembers his last minutes of his life and of course - all he thinks about is REVENGE.
No, not your typical revenge. You see, his girlfriend (let's say, her name is Maria) "accidentally" killed him because of his small dick. I still don't know, how. You choose.
So, we have confused and angry George in a morgue, we have his bitch ex-girlfriend, who is fixated on huge dicks.
At this point, I could leave everything else to your imagination. But you see, I accidentally constructed some plot for this and I think I could share it. Of course, if you like the idea and have your own thoughts, you can skip everything else.
I don't think I'll write this story myself, 'cause I have other ideas. Good Luck with it.
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My idea for this "ZombieDick" story is that George seeks for revenge, but he can't fight or kill Maria 'cause she is a master in judo martial arts. In a fighting process Maria hurts him second time and George suddenly finds that he can heal really fast if he tastes pussy juice (I know- sounds stupid, but it's a comedy). While he's "healing" himself by licking extremely tired Maria (it's not easy to fight a zombie, you know!) he finds something else about his body. He can reattach his lost body parts with no marks left. So, our poor George suddenly decides to take his revenge a bit further. He will not kill Maria. He will fuck her life completely. The only problem is - his dick is still too small for that (whatever that means).
So he decides to find a new cock. Who has a huge cocks? Elephants, horses, zebras... Okay, where you can find a healthy zebra in a big city? In a city zoo, of course.
So, our poor zombie travels to a city zoo at night, kills a zebra and... do a nasty stuff with a zebra's cock on himself.
No, not THAT. I'm talking about a bloody and bizarre stuff here.
Of course, security notices some strange activity and tries to kill our "upgraded" zombie. In short - after a small chase our dark hero has about a hundred bullet wounds and desperately needs for his healing accelerant. You know - the pussy juice.
At this point I thought about involving some media. Imagine yourself - helicopter traces our bloody zombie, running half naked in a dark streets, desperately searching for a... medicine. What a great headlines for tomorrow newspapers!
Whatever.
Back to zombie. I don't care at this point, who will be licked to a bizarre orgasm. It could be a lonely woman, heading home from work. It could be a city mayor, stepping out from her limousine, flashed by cameras. Pick somebody.
Point is, now our zombie is improved and able to fuck his ex to oblivion. Perhaps she will like it. Or maybe she'll ask for some other improvements? Could she keep this poor zombie for herself and forget about their disagreements?
I did not thought everything else, so the second part and the ending is still a mystery to me. But I had some thoughts about bringing them back together (she still likes a huge cocks, so...).
As I said, you can use all this for yourself, improve it, change it or whatever. Or contact me, if you need my other ideas about this. I'll help.
So I thought - what would you say about crazy zombie comedy?
Let's say, we have one "healthy" zombie, who wakes up in a morgue, killed by his ex-girlfriend. His name is George (but you can choose other name, if you hate George). He has all memories, he remembers his last minutes of his life and of course - all he thinks about is REVENGE.
No, not your typical revenge. You see, his girlfriend (let's say, her name is Maria) "accidentally" killed him because of his small dick. I still don't know, how. You choose.
So, we have confused and angry George in a morgue, we have his bitch ex-girlfriend, who is fixated on huge dicks.
At this point, I could leave everything else to your imagination. But you see, I accidentally constructed some plot for this and I think I could share it. Of course, if you like the idea and have your own thoughts, you can skip everything else.
I don't think I'll write this story myself, 'cause I have other ideas. Good Luck with it.
- - -
My idea for this "ZombieDick" story is that George seeks for revenge, but he can't fight or kill Maria 'cause she is a master in judo martial arts. In a fighting process Maria hurts him second time and George suddenly finds that he can heal really fast if he tastes pussy juice (I know- sounds stupid, but it's a comedy). While he's "healing" himself by licking extremely tired Maria (it's not easy to fight a zombie, you know!) he finds something else about his body. He can reattach his lost body parts with no marks left. So, our poor George suddenly decides to take his revenge a bit further. He will not kill Maria. He will fuck her life completely. The only problem is - his dick is still too small for that (whatever that means).
So he decides to find a new cock. Who has a huge cocks? Elephants, horses, zebras... Okay, where you can find a healthy zebra in a big city? In a city zoo, of course.
So, our poor zombie travels to a city zoo at night, kills a zebra and... do a nasty stuff with a zebra's cock on himself.
No, not THAT. I'm talking about a bloody and bizarre stuff here.
Of course, security notices some strange activity and tries to kill our "upgraded" zombie. In short - after a small chase our dark hero has about a hundred bullet wounds and desperately needs for his healing accelerant. You know - the pussy juice.
At this point I thought about involving some media. Imagine yourself - helicopter traces our bloody zombie, running half naked in a dark streets, desperately searching for a... medicine. What a great headlines for tomorrow newspapers!
Whatever.
Back to zombie. I don't care at this point, who will be licked to a bizarre orgasm. It could be a lonely woman, heading home from work. It could be a city mayor, stepping out from her limousine, flashed by cameras. Pick somebody.
Point is, now our zombie is improved and able to fuck his ex to oblivion. Perhaps she will like it. Or maybe she'll ask for some other improvements? Could she keep this poor zombie for herself and forget about their disagreements?
I did not thought everything else, so the second part and the ending is still a mystery to me. But I had some thoughts about bringing them back together (she still likes a huge cocks, so...).
As I said, you can use all this for yourself, improve it, change it or whatever. Or contact me, if you need my other ideas about this. I'll help.
