Zombie Plan.

[Cheska]

Now, some of you may say that this is best set for October and Halloween.
Do you think Zombies have calenders? Do you think they will just sit and wait?

NO! Zombies can't even wear watches or tell time!

So, do you have a Zombie plan?
Do you have Zombie fighting gear? [Expects Thyri to have a ton]
Do you have a Zombie team? People you would trust to back you up.

Tell us your Zombiepocolypse plan.

Gear: I have a Machete, a Crow Bar, and a Golf Club.
HQ: I will take over a Super Wal-Mart, they are freaking fortresses waiting to happen.
Team: I have my friends but one went to live in Washington state.. I am a man down.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

I feel that, as a recently converted, non-living individual, I really must protest the entire concept of this thread.
It is more than a little prejudicial and makes sweeping stereotypes of an entire community, a community with a long and rich culture.
I would really appreciate it if you took a little time for introspection on why, exactly, you feel this way about individuals you've never even met, and what this says about you, more than us.
Finally...
Brrrrraaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssssss!

 

[Cheska]

I feel that, as a recently converted, non-living individual, I really must protest the entire concept of this thread.
It is more than a little prejudicial and makes sweeping stereotypes of an entire community, a community with a long and rich culture.
I would really appreciate it if you took a little time for introspection on why, exactly, you feel this way about individuals you've never even met, and what this says about you, more than us.
Finally...
Brrrrraaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssssss!

In rebuttal to my friend here.. *gets chainsaw* BANZAI!

 

[Vail_Indigo]

I Am Being Oppressed!

 

[Vail_Indigo]

If you love me, why won't you let me eat your BRAINS???

 

[Cheska]

If you love me, why won't you let me eat your BRAINS???

Because I love my brains more...I am sorry.

 

[Light Ice]

Actually, it's funny that you put this up just now. I was with a friend and I asked her if she had a zombie survival kit. She thought I was insane until I mentioned the ad campaign not so long ago urging people to build one (because they're good to have incase of natural disasters).

So, yes. I actually have a Zombie Plan and Kit ready.

Zombie Plan:
1. Fill all sinks and bathtubs with fresh water.
2. Board up downstairs of house, bring all valuable materials/tools upstairs, destroy stairs leading to ground floor.
3. Wait until the chaos has ended, or at least slowed.
4. Leave if help doesn't come.

Zombie Kit (Bug Out Kit):
One Change of Clothes
Water Purification Gear
Three Days Dry Food
3 Liters of Clean Water in Reusable Containers
First Aid Kit
Strike Start
150 Rounds .40 ammunition
150 Rounds .30-06 ammunition
Glock 23C
Remington 700
Three-Hundred Dollars Cash, Small Bills
Multi-Tool
Camping Saw
Gerber Huntsman/Woodsman Knife Combo
Bear Spray
Air Horn
Map
Lensatic Compass
CrowBar
Hand-Powered E-Radio
Flashlight (batteries)
Sixty Days worth of AntiBiotics

My kit weighs just under sixty pounds.

 

[Light Ice]

ETA:

My plan, in detail, involves hitting up a local DOT Food Warehouse for supplies and hijacking a big rig. There's a place in a nearby rural area, elevated and sparsely populated, that I'd attempt to carve out as my own using one of the local seasonal cabins as a home.

My Team involves my friends, who are also my neighbors, and who would be responsible for bringing their own vehicles as well as my truck for utility purposes.

 

[Perplexia]

ETA:

My plan, in detail, involves hitting up a local DOT Food Warehouse for supplies and hijacking a big rig. There's a place in a nearby rural area, elevated and sparsely populated, that I'd attempt to carve out as my own using one of the local seasonal cabins as a home.

My Team involves my friends, who are also my neighbors, and who would be responsible for bringing their own vehicles as well as my truck for utility purposes.

LOL my plan ..if zombies exist, then so must vampires.. i want to be one of them.

 

[Mythil]

Not really for zombie apocalypse, but can be...

Remington 12 gauge shotgun, Ruger 10/22 rifle, springfield XD 9mm, springfield XDM 40.

500 shells for shotgun and 2000 rounds each of 9mm,.22, and .40 (lots of frequent practice).

6 months stash of food/water. Medicines, seeds, books, bater items. Not everything I need, but a decent start. Two other individuals in my housing development that subscribe to the same "prepper" mentality as I do (they turned me onto it).


Ok , you can commence with calling me weird

 

[Vail_Indigo]

LOL my plan ..if zombies exist, then so must vampires.. i want to be one of them.

My plan...be just a little bit faster than the person I'm with.
Ultimately, no plan is very good. Its not so much a question of whether or not you get eaten, just when.
I offer...
THE ZOMBIE SIMULATOR!

(and the somewhat more advanced zombie simulator)

 

[DemureDryad]

I'd go hang out with the nearest contingent of Michigan Militia. Those rednecks are heavily fucking armed.

 

[Perplexia]

My plan...be just a little bit faster than the person I'm with.
Ultimately, no plan is very good. Its not so much a question of whether or not you get eaten, just when.
I offer...
THE ZOMBIE SIMULATOR!

(and the somewhat more advanced zombie simulator)

mmm eating Vail. Yummy

 

[Vail_Indigo]

mmm eating Vail. Yummy

I have very tasty brains

 

[WhatsBroknAlice]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2a96utd.jpg

 

[Mephistophelily]

There was, at one point, a zombie addition for Google Maps that took you through your own neighborhood to avoid zombies.
There's also a running app for Android phones that uses the perception of zombies after you to motivate you to run.

My friend downloaded it.
HOLY HELL. The slower you run, the LOUDER they get. Freaked me out.

 

[Perplexia]

I have very tasty brains

mmm *licks my lips slowly.

 

[Cheska]

The CDC actually set up a Zombie preperation list.

Here is a blog that connects you with it.
BRAAAAINS

best link I ever posted.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Thyri's Plan:

1) Hit what I aim at.
2) One shot, one kill.
3) Hang out with my sister. I bought her all of her heavy hitting guns: AK47, 12 gauge Mossberg, .357 magnum, etc. She's the one preparing for the zombie-pocalypse, but I'm a better shot. That's why she says she's gonna take real good care of me, to keep me by her side.

 

[Cheska]

Thyri's Plan:

1) Hit what I aim at.
2) One shot, one kill.
3) Hang out with my sister. I bought her all of her heavy hitting guns: AK47, 12 gauge Mossberg, .357 magnum, etc. She's the one preparing for the zombie-pocalypse, but I'm a better shot. That's why she says she's gonna take real good care of me, to keep me by her side.

SEE!
I knew Thyri would already be on it.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Thyri's Plan:

1) Hit what I aim at.
2) One shot, one kill.
3) Hang out with my sister. I bought her all of her heavy hitting guns: AK47, 12 gauge Mossberg, .357 magnum, etc. She's the one preparing for the zombie-pocalypse, but I'm a better shot. That's why she says she's gonna take real good care of me, to keep me by her side.

Well, I still think its an exercise in futility, but hot chicks with guns...there's worse ways to spend the apocalypse

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Well, I still think its an exercise in futility, but hot chicks with guns...there's worse ways to spend the apocalypse

I can think of one zombie I might just keep restrained to play with now and then.

Oh, I forgot #4) Watch all episodes of The Walking Dead, you know, for research.

 

[Cheska]

Well, I still think its an exercise in futility, but hot chicks with guns...there's worse ways to spend the apocalypse

Agreed.. I would rather... sorry guys... be rescued by a Hot chicks with guns, than any Mel Gibson wannabe's.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

I can think of one zombie I might just keep restrained to play with now and then.

Oh, I forgot #4) Watch all episodes of The Walking Dead, you know, for research.

Do not fear, I hae dezombiefied!

 

[Vail_Indigo]

I can think of one zombie I might just keep restrained to play with now and then.

Oh, I forgot #4) Watch all episodes of The Walking Dead, you know, for research.

(but you are still welcome to keep me restrained)