Zebras

[Noor]

So I just outed myself here as a Zebra, and I wondered if anyone else wants to join me? You don't need to list your subspecies.

Maybe we could start a Zebra sex thread or something.

For those of you who want to remain anonymous, there will be a multiple choice poll.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I like the zebra in the Gazoon cartoons.


https://img.youtube.com/vi/QV_P85UFrx0/hqdefault.jpg

 

[Noor]

I like the zebra in the Gazoon cartoons.


https://img.youtube.com/vi/QV_P85UFrx0/hqdefault.jpg

Pretty cute.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I'm definitely not a zebra...but I'm willing to learn.

 

[Noor]

I'm definitely not a zebra...but I'm willing to learn.

It's better than some things...

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Maybe, Przewalski's horse

(stripey legs)

Same behaviour.

See cave lion, panic.

Watch cave lion eat.

Return to grazing.

 

[Que]

Too tired to type out the first dirty joke I ever heard but the punchline is, "take off zebra baby."

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

When God is bored, you get zebras.

 

[dolf]

I suspect I'm nowt but a yak.
Frankly, it's embarrassing.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Ah, but yaks have strong lovely boyfriends.

 

[CandiCame]

Now that I know the context, know that I am 100% horse.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5d/da/c9/5ddac9a45ac746afc4137e074f921cdd.jpg

 

[dolf]

Ah, but yaks have strong lovely boyfriends.

Apes make the best dates

 

[IG_88]

There is a bacteria in zebra shit that can turn any form of cellulose into a fuel that can be used in any internal combustion engine.

I'm sure it has nothing to do with anything here but just some knowledge for ya.

 

[trysail]

Thank goodness Noor made this a multiple-choice poll.

Naturally, it wouldn't be a true Lit poll were dolf not an option but I was very pleased to have the option to tick the box for Byron.


I miss him around here. Not only was he extremely bright and knowledgeable, he also possessed that oxymoron of common sense— and a truly extraordinary ability to tolerate dimbulbs and put them in their place.





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[ishtat]

I suspect I'm nowt but a yak.
Frankly, it's embarrassing.

Nonsense, you're a Wisent. A common Yak - perish the thought.

 

[Kirkrapine]

Kind of. My belly hair is black, not white.

 

[HisArpy]

I'm an ass.

 

[dolf]

Nonsense, you're a Wisent. A common Yak - perish the thought.

The nod to my heritage is appreciated

 

[HAL_9000]

The nod to my heritage is appreciated

Flod!


Feeling better?

 

[dolf]

Flod!


Feeling better?

Period from hell. Again. But, other than being in a twisting, wrenching, stabbing agony of gore... I'm good

 

[HAL_9000]

Period from hell. Again. But, other than being in a twisting, wrenching, stabbing agony of gore... I'm good

So,,, the usual.




You're still a hottie, though.

 

[dolf]

I'll be hotter next week

 

[HAL_9000]

I'll be hotter next week

lol

SO annoying in that ovulating stage. MORE MORE MORE!



But at least not psychotic.

 

[Noor]

I suspect that people who have something that no one can figure out are actually hidden zebras.

 

[neci]

for the zebras. i know a zebra. i am not a zebra. it amazes me what we can survive.