Zade

[Trombonus]

*breathes a big sigh of relief*

Thanks Vana for keeping us all informed.

 

[matriarch]

Got a text:

"Tired. Don't ask. Had enough now + want to go home. xxx"

That's my girl.

 

[rgraham666]

Yay Zade! We're so glad you're OK.

 

[Liar]

Nice! Good news after a shiyatty day at work.

Take it easy Zade.

 

[Vermilion]

Hah - we're trying to stage a break-out via text. She thinks I'm joking about the batman mask...
Any suggestions?
x
V

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Hehe...nutter Mils...

She said earlier 'i want to go home'

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I do enjoy stubborn bitches. Can't wait for our next drive together.

 

[Vermilion]

Hehe...nutter Mils...

She said earlier 'i want to go home'

She's still saying that, except now she's formulating plans with which to achieve it - anyone got a burkha? She thinks that's the answer...
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[Fallenfromgrace]

She's still saying that, except now she's formulating plans with which to achieve it - anyone got a burkha? She thinks that's the answer...
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I told her i'd bing a clone of her and we could swa and escape
She wont get by with just the Burqa, she needs the niqab too *throws it over to mils* here ya go

 

[Vermilion]

I told her i'd bing a clone of her and we could swa and escape
She wont get by with just the Burqa, she needs the niqab too *throws it over to mils* here ya go

Excellent. So we have you, me, a car, a disguise, a substitute Zade... who brought the sandwiches?

Also she wants weed. Anyone know how to get hold of some? We can smuggle it in down Grace's cleavage, you could hide armies in there w/o nurses noticing.

x
V

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Excellent. So we have you, me, a car, a disguise, a substitute Zade... who brought the sandwiches?

Also she wants weed. Anyone know how to get hold of some? We can smuggle it in down Grace's cleavage, you could hide armies in there w/o nurses noticing.

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V

Scuse you Ms!!!

i brought mini eggs, minstrels and a harem of naked owmen...think she'd like that?

and er...why do YOU get txt replies? *sobs*

 

[Vermilion]

Scuse you Ms!!!

i brought mini eggs, minstrels and a harem of naked owmen...think she'd like that?

and er...why do YOU get txt replies? *sobs*

She'd probably prefer women to owmen, but close enough
Cover them in enough chocolate after a spliff or two and she may not notice...
I'd like some ham sandwiches or something though, for the journey. And a bit of naff rock - Bon Jovi anyone?
<revs cars>
We're off to Wales
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V


<screech of brakes, U-Turn, Door slamming open>
I can't believe you forgot the fucking map Grace.
<tuts>

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

(stamps foot at looks sternly at Grace and Vermillion)

No jail breaks, and no spliffs!

(yet)

Serious head injuries are funny things - our friend is not out of the woods yet, and she is exactly where she should be: under the close care and supervision of dictatorial medical authorities. (If you don't believe me ask Dr. Lucky.)

 

[Vermilion]

(stamps foot at looks sternly at Grace and Vermillion)

No jail breaks, and no spliffs!

(yet)

Serious head injuries are funny things - our friend is not out of the woods yet, and she is exactly where she should be: under the close care and supervision of dictatorial medical authorities. (If you don't believe me ask Dr. Lucky.)

<folds arms, scuffs foot along ground and mutters>
Fine, but you tell Zade why we're not coming to get her
<pout>

<starts making list for coming home party... possibly to be combined with coming out party... for Zade>

x
V

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

'Im now about to be sedated by hitler's wife :-( apparently its late and despite sleeping all day i need more. room is windowless. half expecting her to turn on the gas taps while i sleep. i really want to go home :-('

~~ she's like a caged animal.

 

[Vermilion]

'Im now about to be sedated by hitler's wife :-( apparently its late and despite sleeping all day i need more. room is windowless. half expecting her to turn on the gas taps while i sleep. i really want to go home :-('

~~ she's like a caged animal.

Yeah - and insult to injury apparenty all the pretty nurses have been replaced by (and I quote) "menopausal old boilers"

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[Fallenfromgrace]

Yeah - and insult to injury apparenty all the pretty nurses have been replaced by (and I quote) "menopausal old boilers"

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The pretty nurses are getting together to gossip about the cute Welsh lesbian skater and figure out whose home is big ebough to house the harem

 

[Vermilion]

The pretty nurses are getting together to gossip about the cute Welsh lesbian skater and figure out whose home is big ebough to house the harem

A nurse harem - great idea.
Now if we could only get some cute policewomen in too... or would that detract from the weed-smoking fun?
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V

ETA- off to bed now. Shall we continue planning this party tomorrow Grace? x

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

A nurse harem - great idea.
Now if we could only get some cute policewomen in too... or would that detract from the weed-smoking fun?
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V

The policewomen were the first to get naked...and let me give them a fully body cavity search !!!

*really must go and write essay*

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Tell her if she wears a damned HELMET next time, she won't have to deal with Nurse Hitler!

So so so so so relieved to hear this news.

and everyone listen to Roxelby, wouldja??? NO jailbreaks til the Doc says all clear!

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Tell her if she wears a damned HELMET next time, she won't have to deal with Nurse Hitler!

So so so so so relieved to hear this news.

and everyone listen to Roxelby, wouldja??? NO jailbreaks til the Doc says all clear!

Dont worry, we'll let you all drum that into her head when she rejoins us in porn-land

I did say to her earlier that the dr's are just keeping an eye on her- then we g ot into talk of a grand escape ...it wasnt me! *points at Mils* it was her! *nods*

 

[starrkers]

Tell her if she wears a damned HELMET next time, she won't have to deal with Nurse Hitler!

So so so so so relieved to hear this news.

and everyone listen to Roxelby, wouldja??? NO jailbreaks til the Doc says all clear!

Wot she said!

 

[Vermilion]

Dont worry, we'll let you all drum that into her head when she rejoins us in porn-land

I did say to her earlier that the dr's are just keeping an eye on her- then we g ot into talk of a grand escape ...it wasnt me! *points at Mils* it was her! *nods*

that's right bitch, wait till I go to bed then blame it all on the blonde.

You'll pay for that
<grabs belt and chases Grace>
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V

ps- must turn out light and go.to.sleep.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

You'll pay for that
<grabs belt and chases Grace>

As Misty says 'promises promises...!'

 

[slyc_willie]

I'm glad Zade's feeling better.

Mil, GO TO BED!!!!!