You've Been Invited .....

SilverVeil

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You have been invited over to my place to spend the evening. I told you I might be busy and not hear the doorbell.

When you arrive, the door is open a little way, you can see soft lighting inside. You call my name, I do not answer. You can hear soft music playing. You call my name again, and step inside the house. You enter the living room, there I am, on the sofa. I appear to be asleep. There is a towel lying on the back of the sofa. I am nude.


What do you do ?


* thinking I am probably going to regret posting in this condition *
 
Walk in very quietly, close the door behind me....cover you up as best I can with the towel and wake you gently.........


After you are wide awake, Hmmmmmm a massage perhaps.......
 
Look for the remote, turn on Sports Center, go get a beer from the fridge, and sit and drink it while I watch TV, waiting for you to awake.

(I hope that's the right answer)
 
lobito said:
Look for the remote, turn on Sports Center, go get a beer from the fridge, and sit and drink it while I watch TV, waiting for you to awake.

(I hope that's the right answer)

NO !!!! It's not .....


( but you can try again ..... ;) )
 
SilverVeil said:


NO !!!! It's not .....


( but you can try again ..... ;) )

Ah, ok. So this must be one of them there sex threads I take it.

So you are "nude" on the couch. I suppose I should do what I was booty called for then.

Kneeling on the floor at the edge of the couch, I take your nearest leg, and place if over my shoulder. Leaning in, my lips just inches from your...
 
lobito said:


Ah, ok. So this must be one of them there sex threads I take it.

So you are "nude" on the couch. I suppose I should do what I was booty called for then.

Kneeling on the floor at the edge of the couch, I take your nearest leg, and place if over my shoulder. Leaning in, my lips just inches from your...


Much better.... :)
 
Depends

If your husband walked in as I walked in I would tell him that he certainly knew how to make a fella feel at home and if I thought he wasn't going to be home I would wake you up gently and tell you that I was there to fulfill our desires including your darkest, deepest ones.
 
I would do this, :eek:.

Then I would slowly back out, laughing hysterically.

Then I'd go out to my car and give you a call, telling you to either get some clothes on or lock your front door. Crazy Chica!

:D
 
The towel is there for a reason. It would have to put to good use like rolling it up and blindfolding you with it. Then, head south and start some inner thigh exploration!;)
 
1hotjob said:
The towel is there for a reason. It would have to put to good use like rolling it up and blindfolding you with it. Then, head south and start some inner thigh exploration!;)

I think I like your style .... :eek:
 
so i'm guessing that putting bean dip in your belly button, openin' a bag of sour cream and onion chips and poppin' the top on a coors lite is the wrong answer...
 
unclej said:
so i'm guessing that putting bean dip in your belly button, openin' a bag of sour cream and onion chips and poppin' the top on a coors lite is the wrong answer...


Yes that would be the wrong answer. Especially if you ever wanted to fuck me.
 
RainbowBright said:


:(

Wy do yu half to say tat bad word? :heart:

* blinks * * gets out GPS device and inserts name to locate, sets trans-sonic blaster wave to those coordinates and locks on trigger sight *
 
I would begin by looking at you, quietly so as not to wake you. I enjoy the sensuality of sleep.

I would wake you by touching a lock of your hair.

My fingers would probably brush against your cheek and then,

I would follow your cue. I may even ask you where you would like me to sit.

:rose:
 
SilverVeil said:
* blinks * * gets out GPS device and inserts name to locate, sets trans-sonic blaster wave to those coordinates and locks on trigger sight *

:eek:
 
MissTaken said:
I would begin by looking at you, quietly so as not to wake you. I enjoy the sensuality of sleep.

I would wake you by touching a lock of your hair.

My fingers would probably brush against your cheek and then,

I would follow your cue. I may even ask you where you would like me to sit.

:rose:

MissTaken... you can sit anywhere you like. The closer to me the better. :)
 
RainbowBright said:

OK look ... you are ruining a perectly good stoning here. I am in the mood for some adult, sexy, steamy, passionate interaction. When and if I ever want Strawberry Shortcake or her pals, I'll give ya a hollar..... till then.....


* presses the trigger and hears a very satisfying KA-BOOM *
 
SilverVeil said:


MissTaken... you can sit anywhere you like. The closer to me the better. :)

Then, I would want to sit on the edge of the couch, my ass firmly pressed against your waist.

But then, I might just have to touch your hair, letting my fingers glide down your spine until they are at the top of the crevice of your ass!
 
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