You're the reason....

[PNWKitten]

You're the reason I'm so independent and self reliant.

 

[Apisto42]

You’re the reason I even remotely consider anal sex.

girl..Necro would impale you higher than Vlad...

You’re the reason I’m smiling while commuting.

 

[EdEc]

You're the reason I don't chat with women who are younger than 35.

 

[PattiJolene]

You're the reason I'm finally at peace with myself, Thank you.

 

[PNWKitten]

You're the reason most of my online friends are kept at a distance.

 

[AlwaysFara]

You’re the reason you have no friends.

 

[guyonside]

You are the reason I can’t sleep at night.

 

[TongueLust]

You're the reason I keep my brass knuckles in my purse.

 

[Apisto42]

You’re the reason I’m smiling. Yes, you, over there.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

You are the reason I'm happy now!

Way to give a shout out to your divorce attorney

 

[Blueeyesrenee]

Your the reason I want to travel!

 

[TongueLust]

Way to give a shout out to your divorce attorney

LOVE!

 

[Shi_One81]

You’re the reason I cried today

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

You're the reason I had to change panties today...

And to an unrelated litster..

You're the reason I've been able to hold onto a shred of sanity.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

You’re the reason I finally said no more today, took the power, ran off with it, and found my warrior queen self again

 

[Apisto42]

You’re the reason OP that I get that fucking song stuck in my head. Sweet baby Jesus how I hate it.

Spreading the love:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CRfy1yorkec

 

[PlNKbits]

You're the reason I use my glue gun every other day

 

[Shi_One81]

You’re the reason I had a really good laugh today.

 

[islandjoe2]

You're the reason I check my messages every morning before I get out of bed, instead of waiting until after my morning sabbatical.

 

[PinkInPink]

You're the reason I make an effort not to vent body gas in the truck when the windows are closed.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You're the reason I use a buddy list...and your name isn't on it

 

[DarkSimian]

You're the reason I'm closer to them now, and not close to you...

 

[Jada59]

You're the reason I'm feeling unsettled right now, but also laughing inside.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You're the reason I'm hanging around checking messages.

 

[Shi_One81]

You’re the reason I’m smiling tonight