You're gonna need a bigger boat

[pink]

spike tv now.

 

[KRCummings]

I had to block Spike because the boy got stuck on that 1000 to Die trash. Ended up putting filters on the most of the computers and blocking the channel. Not like I ever watched it anyway but I did notice Jaws was on tonight. Rare that I miss that when it's on.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

I'm still waiting for the version where a walkie talkie is used to make the oxygen tank explode and the shark screams "Noooooooooo!" before it dies.

Until then, I suppose the shitty original will have to suffice.

 

[BossMan62]

Great non christmas movie.

 

[Quoll]

I'm still waiting for the version where a walkie talkie is used to make the oxygen tank explode and the shark screams "Noooooooooo!" before it dies.

Until then, I suppose the shitty original will have to suffice.

Just use this at the appropriate moment.

Nooooooooooooooo

 

[fgarvb1]

I remember walking into the Theater with Christie W. on one arm and Darla S. on the other.

I noticed many of the people walking out were pale faced and looking like they saw something they regretted.

I wondered just how bad assed the movie was...

The marks from their fingernails on my arms have faded long ago, but "Shitty"?

I think not.

 

[pink]

You are going to need a bigger shark cage, Matt Hooper.

 

[coastal-boy]

You are going to need a bigger shark cage, Matt Hooper.

In the book...Hooper dies. He had to cause he fucked Brody's wife...twice if I remember right.

 

[The Mutt]

In the book...Hooper dies. He had to cause he fucked Brody's wife...twice if I remember right.

And she got all turned on by the manly power of his piss-stream into the toilet.

Man, did that book suck.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I had to block Spike because the boy got stuck on that 1000 to Die trash. Ended up putting filters on the most of the computers and blocking the channel. Not like I ever watched it anyway but I did notice Jaws was on tonight. Rare that I miss that when it's on.

For some reason, this is giving me the Christmas Eve giggles. The tough-as-nails, take-no-prisoners KRC having to impede the evolutionary predilection of the very next generation.

"THUCK!!" "SPLAT!" "AAARRRGGGHHH!"

 

[KRCummings]

And she got all turned on by the manly power of his piss-stream into the toilet.

Man, did that book suck.

Terrible book. I think I've read 3 or 4 of his books and they've all sucked. I finally gave up on him.

 

[KRCummings]

For some reason, this is giving me the Christmas Eve giggles. The tough-as-nails, take-no-prisoners KRC having to impede the evolutionary predilection of the very next generation.

"THUCK!!" "SPLAT!" "AAARRRGGGHHH!"

You ever see that show? It gives garbage a bad name. I got tired of the constant fight over it so I just blocked the whole fucking channel and filtered it so he couldn't get it on the spike site or on youtube.
He still gives me some grief over it but it's getting less and less.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

In the book...Hooper dies. He had to cause he fucked Brody's wife...twice if I remember right.

One of the few times I am glad I never read the book. The timing of that line in the movie will forever remain immortal in my mind.

 

[welatshaw]

You ever see that show? It gives garbage a bad name. I got tired of the constant fight over it so I just blocked the whole fucking channel and filtered it so he couldn't get it on the spike site or on youtube.
He still gives me some grief over it but it's getting less and less.

I dunno, stupid people getting their comeuppance for being stupid? That's always entertaining.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

You ever see that show? It gives garbage a bad name. I got tired of the constant fight over it so I just blocked the whole fucking channel and filtered it so he couldn't get it on the spike site or on youtube.
He still gives me some grief over it but it's getting less and less.

It was on just a few moments ago. One of the stories was about a sex freak who hooked up the heart of a cow to a car battery and carved out a love tunnel to accommodate another piece of meat he was carrying around.

It worked so well he scaled up to 110-volt A/C, and electrocuted his dumb ass through his penis.

Assuming your son is of junior high school age, I'm thinking there are valuable lessons to be learned here before entering high school or pledging a fraternity in college. Plus he would be squarely within the targeted demographic of the show.