You're cruisin, you've got your tunes way up, and your system cost more than your car

[KillerMuffin]

Please explain to me why I shouldn't take a 12 gauge slug to your stereo system.

Thank you.

 

[sexy-girl]

penis extensions (ok thats more of a reason why you should take a 12 gauge to them)

 

[Carl East]

Re: You're cruisin, you've got your tunes way up, and your system cost more than your car

Please explain to me why I shouldn't take a 12 gauge slug to your stereo system.

Thank you.

It's against the law, plus I'm trying to impress you.

Carl

 

[juicygirl]

Actually KM you should. Especially if its an suv.

 

[calypso_21]

Re: You're cruisin, you've got your tunes way up, and your system cost more than your car

Please explain to me why I shouldn't take a 12 gauge slug to your stereo system.

Thank you.

Cause it makes me feel soooooo good and when I feel good...you'd feel good too!

 

[riff]

Respect for another's property?

But I know what you mean. You should see some of the stuff on campus. It's really hilarious.

 

[sunstruck]

Smash Mouth

S O R R Y
(a.k.a Sorry About Your Penis, there are two versions of this song, some of the lyrics are different. I don't care, it's pretty near to the same)

I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry about it you look fine
How did you get your hair so tight
Kicking things, you might as well fight
It's January/February you've got a tan
I've got to hand it to you man
You're the bull of the ball
Trying to stand tall
Thinking you can take them all

Sorry about your penis (3x)

I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck was probably 20 feet tall
I bet you say you do it a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
All the singers booted up

You might as well fuck a guy up

Sorry about your penis (3x)
Sorry I'm sorry
Sorry i'm sorry so sorry

You don't get it you'll never will
Flirting with that macho man, overkill
Seeing everything as if it was a sport
The only thing you'll win is a case of warts
Cookie cutter man you all you look a like
Drink 'em up drink 'em up Fight! Fight! Fight!
Move it with the man, got a tounge-in-cheek
Don't re-create please, please, please

Sorry about your penis (3x)
Sorry about your penis (3x)

 

[IA951]

Fuck yeah dude!

fucking fire away man!
waste that fucking thing.

I have always wanted to destroy the fucking stereos of all those little white boys who believe that they are little black boys.

Fucking losers.

 

[ExLimey]

Re: You're cruisin, you've got your tunes way up, and your system cost more than your car

Please explain to me why I shouldn't take a 12 gauge slug to your stereo system.

Thank you.

Are you mellowing?

Please explain to ME why I shouldn't take a 12 gauge slug to the driver/owner and all occupants?

I'm beginning to worry about you, you're slipping!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Because KillerMuffin. This Kind Of Thing Is Just NOT Done!

Specially When Yer A LAdy. LOL

If You Lean Outta Yer Window Real Sexy Like, I'll Turn Whatever Music YOU Like On!

 

[activesense]

I agree, we should be able to shoot them...

Especially if they are in SUVs (as noted earlier),

The only comfort I take is that they will be deaf soon. It will be interesting to see if there is a major increase in deafness in aboubt 10 years from these monster car stereos.

Nothing says insecure, obnoxious asshole like someone blasting their car stereo with the windows down.

Thanks for the opportunity to vent KM

activesense

 

[sch00lteacher]

Bless you KillerMuffin. You got your head screwed on straight.

I'd also like to take a shot at those little loser cars with the add ons, the spoiler, the ground effects, the neon lights, the big round loud muffer, the color coordinated windshield wipers...

 

[TWB]

When I come across such a vehicle,

I just turn up my stereo

Full blast

and put on

My bagpipe music.








(I get pretty funny looks)

 

[sch00lteacher]

Far out man! I do too! The sounds of Scotland. Actually it is one of my favorite tapes.

Amazing Grace. Kick your ass.

I also play it when the kids are acting like assholes.

 

[markb325]

Forget the shotgun grab the grenade launcher. Around here you get it from blacks, whites and mexicans. I can be sitting here messing around with my computer and feel the floor start vibrating with the sound of mexican music. Although it sounds better then rap it is still annoying. Especially since I can't even understand a word in the songs.

 

[AnnaB]

KM I am with you....blast the damn things.

But as others have pointed out I can laugh since they are going to be deaf in a few years anyway...

So since I don't own a shotgun I just have to shoot at them in my mind...such lovely daydreams!

 

[SadnonMage]

KM you are my hero!

I have one of these jerk-offs living across the street, then all his little friends have to bring over their bigger betters. One guy even has tv's in the backs of the headrests in his Chrysler 300M, and one in the center of the dash.
My wife and I joke constantly that it's because you need to stay entertained when you are sitting on the corner waiting to sell the drugs. ($35K-$40K car, and at least $2K in stereo and video in the car).

And if that isn't enough, the 17 yr old punk upstairs just got a car of his own, and I know damn sure that there is at least $1500 worth of stereo in there.

Most interesting thing is that where I live all you need to do is call the cops, city has a stereo ordinance, and if you peg the meter while they drive by............... bye, bye stereo inwhole never to be returned. BEst thing, they don't have to cite a warning first, they can nab it the first time.


SM

 

[AnnaB]

Re: KM you are my hero!

<snip>
Most interesting thing is that where I live all you need to do is call the cops, city has a stereo ordinance, and if you peg the meter while they drive by............... bye, bye stereo inwhole never to be returned. BEst thing, they don't have to cite a warning first, they can nab it the first time.


SM

Must be nice...around here unless someone is getting killed good luck getting a cop...they are more worried about fighting the mayor because they didn't get their 17% raise in salary!

 

[SadnonMage]

It's funny

The West Allis PD has a guy on the payroll that that is his job, car stereo removal.
Reason is one of the oldest cruising strips in the county runs the entire length of the city, and the noise the past few years from car systems has become a HUGE traffic safety nuisance.

SM

 

[markb325]

I know in Nashville they passed an ordinance on car stereos, but I doubt that it is being enforced.

Here I think there might be but again it isn't enforced. What I don't get is when these punks have their radios up they can't here what is going on around them. They don't hear emergency vehicles approach which causes delay in getting to life threatening emergencies.

Myself I think amps and subs should be illegal.

 

[Whos Cock is it]

In California they give out tickets for noise ordinances like a free clinic gives comdoms ..... I havent gotten one yet, they cant get close enough to my Yukon without their eardrums exploding. Saves me on speeding tickets too

 

[IA951]

In California they give out tickets for noise ordinances like a free clinic gives comdoms ..... I havent gotten one yet, they cant get close enough to my Yukon without their eardrums exploding. Saves me on speeding tickets too

fucking loser

what the fuck are "comdoms" anyway?

all that fucking bass making you stupid you fuck?

yukon....fucking poor too huh?

 

[alexandraaah]

Whoa, what's with all the hate?

 

[IA951]

Whoa, what's with all the hate?

"when I hate it I know I can feel"

answer your question?

that and I really LOATHE those little ass bandits...fucking assholes.

 

[alexandraaah]

"when I hate it I know I can feel"

answer your question?

that and I really LOATHE those little ass bandits...fucking assholes.

No, it doesn't really answer my question.

Does it answer yours?

Sounds like you're hating someone you don't know.

That's a grand waste of time and energy, no?