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amiss

amiss

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You're (almost) all liars!!!

You men keep saying how much you all love to pleasure a woman orally... Yeah, well I say YOU'RE LYING!
I've yet to meet such a man, and (I know this is going to sound bad, but) with all the partners I've had, statistically, I probably should have found one of you by now! But since I haven't, I've come to the conclusion you don't actually mean it.
Even those I've been with who make the same claim didn't REALLY mean it (because if he had, he would have done it more)!

So until someone proves otherwise, I'm gonna think you're all lying. (Or maybe deluding yourselves.) :p
 
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How lovely. I don't think we're liars. It is a superb joy to kiss a woman I love, everywhere.

I understand that it's never enough. How could it be?

This is one of the trials of being a man.
 
amiss said:
You men keep saying how much you all love to pleasure a woman orally... Yeah, well I say YOU'RE LYING!
I've yet to meet such a man, and (I know this is going to sound bad, but) with all the partners I've had, statistically, I probably should have found one of you by now! But since I haven't, I've come to the conclusion you don't actually mean it.
Even those I've been with who make the same claim didn't REALLY mean it (because if he had, he would have done it more)!

So until someone proves otherwise, I'm gonna think you're all lying. (Or maybe deluding yourselves.) :p
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Um, perhaps you're seeking out the wrong guys.

I've never had any problems in that department.
 
amiss said:

So until someone proves otherwise, I'm gonna think you're all lying. (Or maybe deluding yourselves.) :p
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:rolleyes:
 
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From a mans stand point I must say that the same can be said about women but I realize that calling all women liars because a few won't do me orally is not correct. I have always enjoyed going down on a lady just as much as I enjoy them going down on me. Perhaps there may be more to this just out of curiosity do you ever return the favor?
 
*looks on Travelocity* Ok.. I can be in Ontario in a week.... :p

Honesly, I don't know if i'm good or not. That's where I damn near beg for feedback more than any other time.

The first time I went between a woman's legs it didn't last long and follow up times between that same woman's legs didn't last much longer because each time she would push me off complaining her legs were going numb and starting to get sore.

Of course we were both just starting out and I was using techniques picked up from Debbie's fine movies (Amiss I know you're gonna ask me what I mean by that! lol) .. I really had no idea where I went wrong.

After doing some reading around, it turned out - are you all sitting down for this? - the clit is super sensitive! (Well I'll be damned!) Over stimulation can cause pain and numbness. Ok.. lesson learned I thought.. Plus after watching more *ahem* instructional videos and reading stories online, I realized that a man had to cover the entire area including thighs (hey, what do you want from me? I was 21 and still a near virgin at the time I realized this!)

But the second partner soon after ended up being the same story! Hardly any clit play but still numbness and being told to stop.

Pretty damn fustrating for a guy who's wanted a woman to cum on his face for years.

So like I said, I don't know.. Going by what I've read then I'm going wrong somewhere, but female friends I've chatted with have mostly told me that the two partners I've had wimped out and that the sensations they were feeling were a sign of me being on the right road..

I'd love to keep practicing though... Maybe that should be my next pick up line.

"Hey baby, I'm not sure if I am good and eating out... Wanna help me practice?"
 
Nomad4112000 said:
From a mans stand point I must say that the same can be said about women but I realize that calling all women liars because a few won't do me orally is not correct. I have always enjoyed going down on a lady just as much as I enjoy them going down on me. Perhaps there may be more to this just out of curiosity do you ever return the favor?
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You said that with a little more tact than I would have, thank you.
 
someday I hope you find a man who cares more about your pleasure than his own. Myself, I have never had a woman who would let me stay their as long as I would like to. Too bad you live in canada, we could solve each others desires.:)
 
Nomad4112000 said:
From a mans stand point I must say that the same can be said about women but I realize that calling all women liars because a few won't do me orally is not correct. I have always enjoyed going down on a lady just as much as I enjoy them going down on me. Perhaps there may be more to this just out of curiosity do you ever return the favor?
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How about almost all men, then? Does that appease you?

And I know by comparing that it's not that I taste terrible, either.

As for giving head... I think I've done that more than anything else (except maybe kiss). I know I'm good at it. I used to wonder if maybe I shouldn't do it, because after cumming, many guys want to just rest, (See shynsexy's thread on this) which leaves me unfulfilled.

If it's that I'm just going for losers, then any tips on how to find non-losers would be very appreciated.
 
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How about almost all men, then? Does that appease you?

And I know by comparing that it's not that I taste terrible, either.

As for giving head... I think I've done that more than anything else (except maybe kiss). I know I'm good at it. I used to wonder if maybe I shouldn't do it, because after cumming, many guys want to just rest, (See shynsexy's thread on this) which leaves me unfulfilled.

If it's that I'm just going for losers, then any tips on how to find non-losers would be very appreciated.
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Not to pry or anything, but what's your technique all about? Is itjust about getting them off, or is it about a whole sensual experience.

I usually go for the feeling really good without coming method, so there's more for later, much later.

As for the losers, those must be weeded out before anything is even close to being unzipped.
 
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any tips on how to find non-losers would be very appreciated.
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Sorry to say it honey but sometimes you have to kiss a few toads before the prince shows up... :)
 
Sorry to say it honey but sometimes you have to kiss a few toads before the prince shows up...
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Unfortuntly this is true. If they are willing to reciprocate then there not very concerned about you in bed. My rule is "Do me and I'll do you back if other men don't feel that way they have NO BUSINESS ASKING FOR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I understand you frustration and I to have been there. But you will find 1 that will live up to his word.
 
This is the kind of thing, which really annoys me.

Just because you have had a few bad men, or a lot, does not mean every man is a bad guy.

There are over 6 billion humans on Earth. There are over 3 million men. So to judge every man on just a bad few of us is wrong.

A lot of men are scum, jerks, bastards, etc, etc. But that does not mean we all are.
 
You said that with a little more tact than I would have, thank you.
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If you mean that I thank you very much BadAssChick. Tact has never been my strong point. But I can understand the problem she is having I had to go down on my EX all the time. I couldn't even get a lick from her. Guess she couldn't handle me having a good time.:mad:
 
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Orlanth said:

There are over 6 billion humans on Earth. There are over 3 million men. So to judge every man on just a bad few of us is wrong.
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Yep, one bad apple does not spoil the whole bunch. :)

*Oh no, was I quoting the Osmands then, lol*
 
Not all liars

I have met one such man and he lives in Ontario, Canada


:D


Hmmmmmmmm
 
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amiss said:
You men keep saying how much you all love to pleasure a woman orally... Yeah, well I say YOU'RE LYING!
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FINALLY! Someone had the courage to say it. Out of the mouths of babes. . . .

The truth can be told at last. NO ONE likes oral sex. Men, women, boys, girls. None of us. All this cocksucking and pussy-eating nonsense you've been reading about on this BB is just one big pack of lies. It's fiction. They're making it up. In fact, I'm surprised that anyone would even think of trying it. It's THE LIBERAL MEDIA's influence, I'm convinced. It's like those kids who play video games and then go in and machine-gun their classmates. It's like that football movie where the kids lay down in front of a car and get squished. Kids will read all this fiction about oral sex, and then actually want to go out and TRY IT!

Bless you, sister, for coming forward and sharing your tale of woe.

Yours in Christ,
The Rev. Hamletmaschine,
Church of the Sacred Mount Literotica
 
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