You're all just fucking lucky to be here at all!

[JerseyBoy]

Just try to calculate the odds of you parents getting together at all (and all the 100's of generations before them)...

Your parents having sex (yeah I know, ewww) on just the right night...

Your moms PH was just right...

that one in 50 milllion sperm with your name on just happens to get thru...you lucky bastard!

Whallah! Here you are!


Then again, if you believe that bodies and souls are seperate and you were just in line for the next available bod...

...then nevermind


anyways, I'm glad you're here...

 

[Guest]

I'm a strong swimer.

I got to the egg. First.

 

[J.B.]

what the.... am I seeing double here? Man I need a nap!